Thank you, Napier, if for no other reason than for the simple fact that you’re gonna make a lot of people complain a lot less about their jobs.
I know I will.
High school guidance counselors, and parents of teenagers, should totally use this as a threat. “Pull your grades up, or you’ll wind up being the pig-anus-cutter-outter.”
Seems like it would be hard to get any other kind of job after that one … Or then again, maybe not. “Hey, this guy spent the last ten years excising anuses from pigs! I bet he won’t complain about any job we give him!”
As the proud owner of a young dog, I have discovered that there are lots of bits that wind up at the dog shop. Rufus (the dog) would walk through fire for a piece of freeze dried lamb lung, and I suspect cow lung is also available. Hoof is another popular dog chew item, and I suspect that most things that humans won’t eat have a ready market in the dog aisle.