# Which Pony are You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 3, 2011, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707 "2011-11-03T03:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/1 "2011-11-03T03:08:38Z")
As per the title. Feel free to discuss. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/2 "2011-11-03T03:09:53Z")
Pony Up. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/3 "2011-11-03T03:12:12Z")
For Pony!!! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/4 "2011-11-03T03:46:33Z")
This thread needs to be at LEAST 20% cooler. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/5 "2011-11-03T04:19:52Z")
Here’s a [cool story about ponies](http://www.tor.com/stories/2010/11/ponies). ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Woodhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@Miss\_Woodhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Woodhouse)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/6 "2011-11-03T05:43:12Z")
How can I know the answer to this question without a Facebook style poll (complete with grammatical and spelling errors) to help me understand my true Pony nature? Which pony would rather hang out with friends? Go shoping? stay home? go on a hike? Or would they rather eat stake? cookies? popcorn? or choclate? The OP is letting me down. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/7 "2011-11-03T05:49:37Z")
> [@Miss\_Woodhouse](#): > > Which pony would rather hang out with friends? Pinkie Pie > [@](#): > > Go shoping? Rarity > [@](#): > > stay home? Twilight Sparkle > [@](#): > > go on a hike? Fluttershy (She might meet some animals.) > [@](#): > > Or would they rather eat stake? cookies? popcorn? or choclate? Pinkie Pie. 😃 I trust that brings an end to all confusion? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/8 "2011-11-03T06:53:28Z")
Polopony. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/9 "2011-11-03T07:24:48Z")
Serendipony? The Pelepponysian Mountains? Modus Ponyens? The horsibilities are endless! ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/10 "2011-11-03T07:33:41Z")
I am not a pony; I am a _horse_! Of a different color ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/11 "2011-11-03T07:45:07Z")
> [@Balance](#): > > Fluttershy (She might meet some animals.) Wouldn’t Applejack enjoy the hike even more, though? ---
**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/12 "2011-11-03T11:56:37Z")
> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > As per the title. Feel free to discuss. I find animals relaxing and I can do quite the stare:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/13 "2011-11-03T18:13:22Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Wouldn’t Applejack enjoy the hike even more, though? Yeah but no one wants to get Applejack as a result. ---
**Author:** ![Tanbarkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@Tanbarkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanbarkie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/14 "2011-11-03T18:17:19Z")
Ay Celestios mio! ---
**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/15 "2011-11-03T18:20:20Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Yeah but no one wants to get Applejack as a result. Why wouldn’t people want to get Applejack as a result? She made me like the Southern accent. Maggie, did you know about MLP before the “Anyone else baffled by the my little pony thread?” thread? I like the idea that a thread meant to express bafflement over the MLP herd increased the MLP herd. As for me, I’m Twilight Sparkle with a minor Fluttershy side that’s been getting better, which is par for the course on this board. How about you? ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/16 "2011-11-03T18:20:26Z")
What does it say about me if I have no freakin’ idea what this poll is about? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/17 "2011-11-03T18:25:33Z")
> [@MichaelEmouse](#): > > Why wouldn’t people want to get Applejack as a result? She made me like the Southern accent. Nothing’s wrong with her. She’s just…kind of boring. There’s nothing especially cute or funny or quirky about her. ---
**Author:** ![Tanbarkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@Tanbarkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanbarkie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/18 "2011-11-03T18:30:02Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > What does it say about me if I have no freakin’ idea what this poll is about? Check out [this previous thread on the subject.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=628563) (In a nutshell: last year, Hasbro handed their new “My Little Pony” cartoon to a showrunner with ambition and creativity to spare, and she turned it into a legitimately great show for kids and adults, females and males alike. Its popularity has exploded since then, especially on the internet, since all of the episodes are available for free on Youtube.) > [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Nothing’s wrong with her. She’s just…kind of boring. There’s nothing especially cute or funny or quirky about her. I dunno, I thought she got a decent amount of development between “Applebuck Season,” “Fall Weather Friends,” and “Look Before You Sleep.” And there ain’t nuthin’ more quirkily cute/ cutely quirky than Applejack’s liar face in the Discord episodes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/19 "2011-11-03T20:12:25Z")
I’d have expected Ms. Sparkle to run away with this, but I’m a bit surprised she’s just a nose ahead of Fluttershy. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707/20 "2011-11-03T22:39:29Z")
I guess I’m mostly like Twilight Sparkle, with a healthy dose of Fluttershy on the side. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-pony-are-you/601707.md?page=2)