# Which posters excite you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 11, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048 "2003-09-11T21:20:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/61 "2003-09-18T01:06:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Wang-Ka \*  
> \*\*Ummm… Maureen, you have me kind of confused.
> 
> I’ve posted about [people who have sex with fruit,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=195331&highlight=watermelon) [people who set their butts on fire,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151130&highlight=fart) [the attempted murder of door-to-door religion salesmen,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155187&highlight=witness) [and the time my bed tried to kill me,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194040&highlight=waterbed) …
> 
> …and you didn’t feel _smart_ enough to reply? Jump in there, honey. I’d hate to think I was impressing anyone with my serene dignity, here… \*\*

My very dear sir. I know of no one else who could draw a paralell between GI Joes, a childhood argument, and socialism. You underestimate yourself.

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**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/62 "2003-09-18T01:18:40Z")

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😃

Well… I thought Scylla did a pretty decent job in tying together [socialism and Chuck E. Cheese pizza restaurants.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=211179&highlight=video+games)

Although it’s true, he omitted the GI Joes. Surprising oversight, given his usual thoroughness…

😃

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/63 "2003-09-18T06:36:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*  
> \*\*SNIP
> 
> NoClueBoy, however, is just cute.  
> 😉 \*\*

Yes. I even have photographic proof. 😉

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/64 "2003-09-18T14:02:46Z")

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_ **::😊::** _

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/65 "2003-09-18T14:12:49Z")

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Hmm. I’m just realizing that some of my favorites don’t post often anymore. That kinda sucks.

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/66 "2003-09-18T14:16:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*  
> \*\*Diogenes always makes me think.
> 
> NoClueBoy, however, is just cute.  
> 😉 \*\*

Sheesh I leave the dope for awhile and I’m quickly forgotten. I remember a time when I excited you 😉

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/67 "2003-09-18T14:19:48Z")

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Ah I missed **Waverly** , great poster as well.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/68 "2003-09-18T14:22:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
> \*\*Yes. I even have photographic proof. 😉 \*\*

well, honestly, I don’t know what he looks like.  
But he’s definitely cute on the inside.  
(can i see the photo?)

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/69 "2003-09-18T14:25:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pezpunk \*  
> \*\*Sheesh I leave the dope for awhile and I’m quickly forgotten. I remember a time when I excited you 😉 \*\*

that was before you got married.  
But seriously folks, I miss **Zorro** , who’s rant about pandas was excellent.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/70 "2003-09-18T14:43:00Z")

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_ **Pandas?!** _

:eek:

Must see!

[off to tax ham§sters with a search]

when do we get to do things to the weasles?

* * *

Now that I think about it, there are some people I haven’t seen since I signed up. Bummer. But, we get some good new posters periodically, too.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/71 "2003-09-18T14:51:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*  
> I like it when posters you know for something else, post in unexpected threads.
> 
> Like \<snip\>
> 
> **Angua** playing silly fun games.  
> \*\*

Huh? This is unexpected why? 😉

FTR, I enjoy all of your posts. Especially in silly fun games.

I don’t feel smart enough to reply to a lot of the astronomy ones, especially with people like **Chronos, Archenar, and QED** on the boards, so they excite me, when they point out just how wrong I can be!

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/72 "2003-09-18T15:01:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*_ **Pandas?!** _
> 
> :eek:
> 
> Must see!
> 
> [off to tax ham(p)sters with a search]
> 
> \*\*

It was called (I think) Pandas can fuck off.  
My comment after it was good too.  
😉  
Zorro, come back…

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**Author:** ![Grim\_Beaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Grim\_Beaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grim_Beaker)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/73 "2003-09-18T15:53:30Z")

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That reminds me **World Eater**. My favorite post of all time from **Waverly** is the parable of the librarian and the wise town matriarch. As jarbabyj put it:

[PeeWee Herman]  
I love that story!  
[/PeeWee Herman]

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/74 "2003-09-18T16:22:19Z")

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[Pandas can f\*\*\* off!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136547)

By the by… **Zorro** posted day after yesterday [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3991187#post3991187).  
**Vanilla** , send me an e-mail and you’ll get a present, though you may not enjoy it very much. (your e-mail link in The Dope is turned off)

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/75 "2003-09-18T16:25:16Z")

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thanks.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/76 "2003-09-18T16:38:26Z")

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keep getting failure delivery.  
My address is [missingsocks33@yahoo.com](mailto:missingsocks33@yahoo.com)

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/77 "2003-09-18T16:49:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Grim\_Beaker \*  
> That reminds me **World Eater**. My favorite post of all time from **Waverly** is the parable of the librarian and the wise town matriarch.

Thanks, I’m flattered… Though I honestly don’t remember writing anything like that.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/78 "2003-09-18T19:06:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*  
> \*\*well, honestly, I don’t know what he looks like.  
> But he’s definitely cute on the inside.  
> (can i see the photo?) \*\*

I’ve never seen his insides. 😃  
I don’t know, **vanilla** …you should really ask him about that. I wouldn’t want to do something incredibly unauthorized.  
😉

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/79 "2003-09-18T19:15:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> well, honestly, I don’t know what he looks like.  
> But he’s definitely cute on the inside.  
> (can i see the photo?)

I’m confused. Are we we talking endoscopy, here?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/80 "2003-09-18T19:24:19Z")

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**Vanilla** , I sent.

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