# Which posters excite you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 11, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048 "2003-09-11T21:20:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/81 "2003-09-18T19:36:55Z")

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Hey, if she gets a new pic, I wants one too!

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/82 "2003-09-18T19:40:21Z")

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Although the deceased equine thrashing of the you know what continues, I must say nice one on the location **NCB**

😃

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**Author:** ![Grim\_Beaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Grim\_Beaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grim_Beaker)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/83 "2003-09-18T20:39:15Z")

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[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=156121&perpage=50&highlight=librarian&pagenumber=4) may help refresh your memory **Waverly**. Your post is almost at the bottom of page 4. Good story, good moral, and just plain good readin.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/84 "2003-09-18T21:21:01Z")

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I don’t have specific reasons for a lot of these posters, but I’ll often read any posts I notice by:  
**Eve** - class and humor rolled together and single-handedly turned my _Halvsie_ thread around from a goofy story about a two-legged dog into something really fuckin’ funny  
**Esprix** - who’s opened my eyes about some of my own prejudices when I didn’t realize I had any  
**Giraffe** - another poster I find entertaining, and I’m still not sure what we were arguing about in a recent Pit thread about Not In Anger 😉  
**Tars Tarkas** - dude gave me a copy of the MST3K version of _Track of the Moonbeast_, immediately ensuring himself a spot in my will. Unfortunately the only thing of value I’ll have to bequeath him will be that same copy of _Track of the Moonbeast_.  
**iampunha** - he may be a Braves fan, but he’s still fun to talk with  
**bobkitty** - just cuz  
**Guinastasia** - I don’t have a reason for this, I’ve just always liked reading Guin  
**Polycarp** - the kind of Christian I’d like to be, but fall short  
**Jester** - what the hell happened to him anyway?

That’s all I can think of now, I’ll probably add more to the list as I scan the boards and think, “Oh yeah, that guy! And her! Oooh, I can’t believe I forgot so-and-so!”

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/85 "2003-09-19T19:33:27Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Crunchy Frog** _
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> **Esprix** - who’s opened my eyes about some of my own prejudices when I didn’t realize I had any

Cool - I’m fighting ignorance! Yay! 😃

I also love **Eve**. She rules. Totally. What a lady.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/86 "2003-09-19T19:38:47Z")

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Heh, my wife doesn’t find me all that exciting, either. ☹

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/87 "2003-09-19T21:12:53Z")

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Well, I’ll have to say the old **scarab** and and the **Wang-ster** just got me a little hot - in a good way! Kinda makes all those hours over the last few years worthwhile. _(Well, not really. But SOMEONE has to try to fool me into thinking I have a life!)_

I’ve never made any secret of the fact that I’ve got a thang for the lovely Ms. **Eve**.

A few posters have “excited” me in an unpleasant manner - so I generally try to avoid reading their posts. But, I’m far too much of a gentleman to name names…

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**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/88 "2003-09-20T01:46:38Z")

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I don’t know if they excite me, but I have appreciated the following:

Eve–Once she posted how she called a black man walking down the street a “bad mother fucker”. I lost it.

Quasimodem–Seems like such a genuine guy. We have much in common, especially when it comes to music.

Poly–Like everyone else, he has helped me out with my confused thoughts about Christ.

Zenster–Made an inspiring post in a very personal thread of mine.

S.A.L.–Satisfying Andy is one funny guy. I wish I would think of the things he comes up with.

I have to mention WolfMiester who single-handedly kept my Consecutive Number thread alive for about 2 weeks!

I love of all of you though!

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-posters-excite-you/201048/89 "2003-09-20T03:07:49Z")

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Well, lemme think about this a sec, here…

**Wang-Ka** , **Miller** , and **lieu** are currently the top three on my “laugh until I hurt” list. **Sauron** and **Scylla** are both in the top ten as well. (I still mutter about the offensive uses of sporks, from time to time.)

If for nothing else, I treasure the SDMB, and this lot, for that. Laughs can be few and far between, lately.

**Lobsang** and **NoClueBoy** for some reason seem like opposite sides of the same coin, to me. Both can give me a chuckle, or keep me entertained, with Texan or British style. Can’t nail it down any better than that. But I just can’t seem to pass up a post by either one.

**Quadgop** and **Polycarp** are much too valuable, in terms of insight and information, to be ignored. They’re also on the “must read” list.

Some posters I’d like to see more from lately, **Fenris** and **Max Carnage** for sheer nostalgic comic book geeky-goodness, and **Horseflesh** for out and out insanity. (I will never think of Calvinball the same way again.)

And actually, I too could name about half the membership if I keep going, so I’ll wrap it up here.

But _damn_ if this ain’t a fun place.

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