# Which SDMB minority are you in?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-sdmb-minority-are-you-in/366692>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 31, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-sdmb-minority-are-you-in/366692 "2006-07-31T12:26:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-sdmb-minority-are-you-in/366692/101 "2006-08-02T18:18:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Ruffian]  
8. Yes (boy howdy: 2 cats, 2 horses, 2 snakes, a dog, and a 45-gallon aquarium)  
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Just goes to show as I’ve said before…MAN am I boring.  
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You keep posting that as if the snakes were kittens or puppies. Sorry, as one married to a herp freak, I can assure you that if the two horses (one of them a decidedly _different_ breed) nudged you way off to the side of the “boring” classification, the snakes threw you right out of the category.  
(_BTW, what do you feed your aquarium._)

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**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-sdmb-minority-are-you-in/366692/102 "2006-08-02T21:35:23Z")

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1. Nope
2. Yep
3. Yep
4. Yep
5. Yep
6. Aye
7. Indeed
8. Nope
9. Affirmative

Not bad, 7 out of 9!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-sdmb-minority-are-you-in/366692/103 "2006-08-02T22:13:35Z")

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[QUOTE=tomndebb]  
(_BTW, what do you feed your aquarium._)  
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What else? _Fish._😃

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-sdmb-minority-are-you-in/366692/104 "2006-08-02T22:17:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
What else? _Fish._😃  
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If you have piranhas in your tank you can toss in a cow.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-sdmb-minority-are-you-in/366692/105 "2006-08-16T16:23:09Z")

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**1) White** Yes.  
**2) Heterosexual** Yes.  
**3) Over 20 but under 40 years old** No. I’m 41.  
**4) Live East of the Mississippi in the USA** Yes.  
**5) Live North of Kentucky and Virginia in the USA** Yes.  
**6) Have at least some college education** Yes.  
**7) Speak English as a first (if not only) language** Yes.  
**8) Own a pet** Yes.  
**9) Don’t smoke** Yes. As in, yes, I don’t smoke.

Eight out of nine.

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