# Which Shit is Faker: Dances with Wolves or Top Gun? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 18, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500 "2010-04-18T01:18:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/41 "2010-04-19T13:36:53Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > Fakes I’m gonna point out: > > _ **DWW:** _ > A lone wolf surviving in Buffalo Gap Nat’l Grassland. Wiki Wolf. > > “Walks-with-Fuck-Hair”? with no kids? Bitch would be “Loose-Bitch-is-Havin’-Another-Papoose-and-Shit” and you _know_ what I mean. > > The “Have a Cup of Smallpox!”, scene, yeah, Indians never had anything sweet, shit was totally new. “Made gifts of coffee and sugar..”, then they went and opened a Starbucks. FU Costner, you whiny bitch. > > F-er out on his horse with the Daisey Red Ryder and shit, droppin’ STAMPEDING BUFFALO (maybe put the F-er’s eye out or some shit,) and I can’t even spell ballistically improbable and shit. > By 1860’s the Lakota Tribe had \*NO IDEA OF THE EXPANSION \*of the Washichie and shit? > > True in DWW: I forgot. Maybe the Black Hills are in South Dakota > > Fakes in _ **TOP SHIT** _: > Any scene with friendly and hostile aircraft in the same scene. > Any aircraft scene. > Multi squadron-patches on Mavdickheads jacket, yup he flys CAP, HeloRescue, ASHandTRASH, mail and shit and LookingGlass. > Dogfight scenes; see: _Any_ and shit > Havin’ a chick with 0 hours in combat air patrol be the “Best of the Best” (see; 900 miles to Florida wearing a space-diaper), advisor with a PhD from Afterburner SNES Tech. FU Bitch. > “Crisis situation with inbound MIGs w/Excocets and shit, so we are flying you halfway around the world to intercept and shit, before they get there.” They got _HOW_ close to a carrier in a Task Force and shit with _1 F-in’ plane flyin’ CAP_? > > True in _Top Shit_: I’d rather have our Navy that them stupid pirate Fuckers they got overwhereverthatshitis. I first saw this while at GLakesNavTrnbase and shit that ain’t there anymore. Patton Oswalt - is that you? 😃 (There’s a guy on Ain’t it Cool News who posts review that read as wacky-yet-effective as our modified friend in the OP - he goes by Neil Cumpston or something like that, and is rumored to actually be Patton Oswalt, channeling his inner movie geek-tard - [here’s his review of the movie 300](http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31520).) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/42 "2010-04-19T13:51:30Z")
Kapowzler, could you please start a discussion of Every F-ass Shit Movie I’ve Ever Seen? As soon as you get a chance. It would greatly increase my enjoyment of the world, as well as my will to live. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/43 "2010-04-19T14:29:07Z")
I think that movie where the giant shark jumps out of the water and eats a jet plane is way faker. But on the other hand, what kind of sorry woman would date a guy that just humiliated her in a bar full of people, then chased her into the women’s bathroom to talk about having sex on the counter? Oh yeah, and Clifford the Bog Red Dog is totally fake, too. How could a red dog get that big? ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/44 "2010-04-19T14:48:36Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > No no no!. I mean, I knew not to get into any beach volleyball games, and I knew that all Navy pilots were like, gay. But I didn’t get that Kelly McGillis was. > **[Kelly McGillis Is the Latest Late-in-Life Lesbian](https://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=7464419&page=1)** > > Sexuality experts say many women who may have been stymied by homophobia in previous generations are for the first time finding permission to explore a new sexual identity in middle age. Oddly enough, she was. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/45 "2010-04-19T15:06:28Z")
> [@Richard\_Pearse](#): > > Right. I think you can go and get all mopey on the deck if you want when there are no flight ops anyway. Can you throw other peoples’ dog tags into the ocean? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/46 "2010-04-19T15:07:24Z")
> [@](#): > > By 1860’s the Lakota Tribe had NO IDEA OF THE EXPANSION of the Washichie and shit? Straight up, bitch. Word was all out on the Wasichu and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/47 "2010-04-19T15:33:13Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > “Top Dances with Two-Hole Outhouses”? No, “Tin Cup of Thunder.” Don’t drink out of it. It’s full of shit and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/48 "2010-04-19T16:55:17Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Oh yeah, and Clifford the Bog Red Dog is totally fake, too. How could a red dog get that big? Love, dude, love… …and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/49 "2010-04-19T17:28:55Z")
Big red dog = penis ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/50 "2010-04-19T17:37:22Z")
If you build it, show me the money and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/51 "2010-04-19T17:47:58Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Big red dog = penis Dude, are you talking about Clifford’s big red rocket and shit? ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/52 "2010-04-19T20:25:56Z")
I voted for all four 'cause, yknow, this poll is the _shit_. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/53 "2010-04-20T11:32:13Z")
Like shit dude,theres just so much shit. How does your ass like that BITCH! Cos your my bitch now dude. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/54 "2010-04-20T11:52:59Z")
I am scheduled to talk with the president of the company today about implementing an EHR system. I am thinking of saying “electronic health records and shit” every other sentence. But I like my job. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/55 "2010-04-20T12:52:16Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > I like this poster, I wish he were a mod. I’ve had a rough couple weeks. This made me laugh so hard I’m finally crying! Thanks, **BMalion**! ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/56 "2010-04-21T21:54:25Z")
I’m sorry but I too keep wanting to say shit!Bitch and dude in everyday conversation. Bet I get locked up very shortly. Well fuck YOU,you full of shit BITCHES !..dude. Up your asses! ---
**Author:** ![llcoolbj77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@llcoolbj77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llcoolbj77)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/57 "2010-04-21T22:31:08Z")
Thank you **super**. That is all… and shit. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/58 "2010-04-22T00:49:35Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Tom Cruise and Kevin Costner need to make a movie together and shit. 2 Short arses 1 cup ? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/59 "2010-04-25T11:27:34Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Oh yeah, and Clifford the **Bog** Red Dog is totally fake, too. How could a red dog get that big? (my bolding) What colour is “Bog[sup][1][/sup] Red” again? I assume it’s a brownish-red. Kind of an appropriate typo given the fecal/faecal nature of this thread. [1] From [dictionary.com](http://dictionary.com), > [@](#): > > bog > 2   /bɒg, bɔg/ Show Spelled[bog, bawg] Show IPA > –noun > Usually, bogs. British Slang. > a lavatory; bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/60 "2010-04-25T19:26:12Z")
> [@E-Sabbath](#): > > [Kelly McGillis Is the Latest Late-in-Life Lesbian - ABC News](http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=7464419&page=1) > Oddly enough, she was. She wasn’t during Top Gun. When she got all Linda Kozlowskied, her options became limited and shit. Then she went the other way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500.md?page=4)