# Which Shit is Faker: Dances with Wolves or Top Gun? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 18, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500 "2010-04-18T01:18:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Wakinyan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wakinyan/32/352_2.png) [@Wakinyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wakinyan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/61 "2010-04-25T19:47:54Z")
We should have these “and shit” threads more often. They’re fun! oh, and shit. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/62 "2010-04-26T05:53:02Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > She wasn’t during Top Gun. **When she got all Linda Kozlowskied** , her options became limited and shit. Then she went the other way. (Bolding mine) What does this mean, “When she got all LInda Kozlowskied”? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/63 "2010-04-26T13:23:26Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > (Bolding mine) What does this mean, “When she got all LInda Kozlowskied”? Are you kidding and shit? Lesbo queen of shit! ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/64 "2010-04-26T14:24:25Z")
Top Gun is the story of [man’s struggle with his own homosexuality](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/65 "2010-04-26T16:05:05Z")
_Top Gun_ was on tv yesterday while we were vegging on the couch - it was fun to MST3K it with all kinds of homosexual comments. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/66 "2010-04-27T19:02:01Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > (Bolding mine) What does this mean, “When she got all LInda Kozlowskied”? > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Are you kidding and shit? Lesbo queen of shit! 😕 Linda K. isn’t lesbian; she had an affair with Paul Hogan and married him! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500/67 "2010-04-27T19:55:32Z")
Brilliant strategy, and shit! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-shit-is-faker-dances-with-wolves-or-top-gun/536500.md?page=3)