# Which Star Trek characters would you off? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 9, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380 "2011-07-09T03:17:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/101 "2011-07-15T15:34:08Z")
TNG: Pulaski, for being such a needless bitch to Data. Tasha Yar was pretty bad, but at least the sludge monster got rid of her. Any early ferengi. DS9: Keiko - as if Miles doesn’t have enough problems being tortured every few episodes without this harpy waiting to nag his ear off every five minutes. Kai Winn for being so smug it hurt and conjuring up hideous images concerning her and Dukat. So glad she got roasted in the season finale. Voyager: Chakotay, for being utterly pointless and phoned-in performances. That dumbass kazon who hung out with Seska. Neelix for obvious reasons. Enterprise: Didn’t watch much of this one, but Archer and Tucker seemed like colossal prats in the bits I have seen. ---
**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/102 "2011-07-15T15:47:05Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > “I repeat what the computer says. Listen, I have one job on this ship, _and I’m going to do it_.” Remember [Galaxy Quest](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177789/quotes) ---
**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/103 "2011-07-15T15:49:25Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Wesley must live, because Wil Wheaton is [teh](http://www.aoltv.com/2006/09/08/star-trek-the-next-generation-the-naked-now/) [awesome](http://www.aoltv.com/2007/02/12/star-trek-the-next-generation-the-battle/). The _writers_ are the ones who must die. > > That said: > > TOS - the Space Hippies > > TNG - Troi’s clothing > > DS9 - Captain Sisko > > Voyager - Everybody involved with the show in any way > > Enterprise - see “Voyager” Even Seven?? - see TNG - apply to 7 of 9 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/104 "2011-07-15T17:29:57Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Yeah, I kept wishing that she’d just fall down an elevator shaft. That joke never gets old. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/105 "2011-07-15T18:29:35Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > That joke never gets old. I always get a lift out of it. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/106 "2011-07-15T18:35:46Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > I always get a lift out of it. It always floors me. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/107 "2011-07-15T22:22:48Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > It always floors me. It was a bust. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/108 "2011-07-16T01:16:00Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > It was a bust. Smashing! Muldaur was let down by it. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/109 "2011-07-16T19:03:02Z")
While I agree with many of the above, I’ll throw Q, an annoying twat and Data. Data particulary used to nauseate me with his arse creeping around Humans. Oh you humans are so wonderful, I wish that I could feel love, humour, fart, pick my nose etc. I think that the idea was that no matter how much of a loser some viewers were IRL they could get all smug and self congratulory about being human. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380/110 "2011-07-16T21:06:52Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > While I agree with many of the above, I’ll throw Q, an annoying twat and Data. Okay, you didn’t name the 2nd, so… Q, Dr Pulaski, and Data. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-characters-would-you-off/588380.md?page=5)