# Which Star Trek species would you do first? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 10, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832 "2003-06-10T11:32:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/41 "2003-06-11T06:06:03Z")
So, am I the only one who thinks [Natina](http://www.startrek.com/library/media_DS9.asp?id=18117) is hot? ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/42 "2003-06-11T06:49:20Z")
**friedo** —Nope, not just you. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/43 "2003-06-11T06:51:34Z")
I think I’d rather have sex with Quark. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/44 "2003-06-11T10:54:43Z")
I would have to go with Bajorans. Ro, Keira (especially that evil version of her from the parallel universe) and of course that one that married Rom, but I can’t think of her name. Dabo girls… ah… ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/45 "2003-06-11T11:04:04Z")
Gotta go with **Deltans** … Born with so much sex-appeal that they have to vow to be celebate just to _be in_ Starfleet ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/46 "2003-06-11T15:33:24Z")
Some cardassian chicks are hot but you just can’t beat that klingon kleavage. ---
**Author:** ![confiteor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@confiteor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/confiteor)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/47 "2003-06-13T16:41:52Z")
Klingons. Unf. And **Baker** - get out of my mind! (You don’t know where it’s been, for a start…) ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/48 "2003-06-13T17:04:11Z")
**Odinoneeye** - > [@](#): > > (especially that evil version of her from the parallel universe) . Ummmm, pic linky-link? Just curious, of course. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/49 "2003-06-13T17:08:05Z")
Just do a Google image search on Evil Kira, and thar she blows. Not the full latex pants version, but still. Evil Kira. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/50 "2003-06-13T21:04:49Z")
Of course, good old Kirk would do any and all of the above. Including the Mother Horta. Or a Gorn. Or those tiny creatures that finally show their true forms at the end of “Catspaw.” Klingons just don’t do it for me. (Except maybe the ones in the original series.) Besides, despite the several halfbreed Klingon characters such as B’Elanna, I just have a hard time swallowing the idea that human can mate with a Klingon and survive. Ferengi? No, not even in the dark. I don’t want to take any chances around those teeth. I’d go with an Andorian. Let’s find out if those antennae are ticklish! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/51 "2003-06-14T00:43:47Z")
Hey, just because I slept with a J’naii doesn’t mean I’m gay. Or straight. What were we talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832/52 "2003-06-14T02:39:06Z")
Remember the blue dude that Kirk fought at Rura Penthe in ST: VI? Imagine havin’ sex with him. Eep. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-star-trek-species-would-you-do-first/180832.md?page=2)