I distinctly remember reading a humor column in a newspaper many years ago in which someone in Kansas requested songs about it. The columnist (whose name I’ve forgotten) came up with “Oh Boy, Am I Glad the Bug Bit Ya Pa, To Move Us All Down into Wichita!”
Didn’t Family Guy have a song called “Road to Rhode Island”? Brian and Stewie sang it.
Come on men
head to Rhode Island
You’ll see things everyone’s been hiding
Let’s go ladies
to the Providence Plantations
they don’t have cotton but they sure have temptations
Close enough. At least someone knows what I’m talking about. But is that a real song? I’m not finding in that in any lyrics google gives me. If you just made it up, you should cut a record, or whatever they do these days.
Apparently you don’t know the full name of Rhode Island either. It’s much longer than “The Commonwealth of Virginia”, and that’s without including “The State of” on the front.