# Which toe is longer?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 11, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933 "2005-03-11T00:16:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/1 "2005-03-11T00:16:01Z")

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Your big toe, or the second toe in?

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**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/2 "2005-03-11T00:34:20Z")

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They’re about the same. My big toe is just a little bit bigger.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/3 "2005-03-11T00:35:16Z")

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Index toe. By a good percentage.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/4 "2005-03-11T00:41:19Z")

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Big toe.

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**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/5 "2005-03-11T00:46:05Z")

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My second toe. And it’s **wayyy** too long. I actually cannot wear some shoes because my freakishly long second toe does not fit in them, which makes it impossible for me to order shoes from catalogues or online!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/6 "2005-03-11T01:28:30Z")

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Hmm, just in case this is gender influenced, please indicate your gender.

(I’m a guy)

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**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/7 "2005-03-11T01:32:26Z")

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The second, by a slight margin.  
(female)

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/8 "2005-03-11T01:48:46Z")

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Heh. You actually started a thread about it. 😛  
This question derives from a discussion about Uma Thurman’s feet. It was pointed out that her second toe is longer than her big toe (ala Kill Bill: “Wiggle your big toe.” Um. Which one does she mean?).  
My big toe is longer by a little bit. My baby toes are stunted, but I’ve broken both of them, so that may be the reason.

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**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/9 "2005-03-11T01:53:55Z")

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I have the dreaded Morton’s Toe, sadly.

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**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/10 "2005-03-11T01:58:34Z")

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I’m female, by the way.

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**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/11 "2005-03-11T02:05:34Z")

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I’m female, by the way.

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**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/12 "2005-03-11T02:23:23Z")

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Second toe a good bit longer, and not even a lttle sad about it.

Isn’t that how shoes are shaped?

Would you want your thumbs to be longer than your index fingers as well? :dubious: 😃

male, btw

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/13 "2005-03-11T03:01:08Z")

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Equal on left foot, big toe slightly longer on right. Male.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/14 "2005-03-11T03:07:31Z")

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Male. Second toe is much longer. I can pick up a croquet ball with my feet(between first and second toes). I can fling golf balls with startling accuracy.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/15 "2005-03-11T04:06:36Z")

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Male, second toe by a wide margin. In fact, it is identical in length and width to another part of my body.

What? I’m talking about my _pinkie_, ya sicko!

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**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/16 "2005-03-11T05:32:59Z")

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Second toe, but it’s a very close thing.  
I’m female.  
FWIW, I’m one of the minority of females whose ring finger is significantly longer than her index finger.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/17 "2005-03-11T05:54:01Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Male, second toe by a wide margin. In fact, it is identical in length and width to another part of my body.
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> What? I’m talking about my _pinkie_, ya sicko!

Oddly enough same here. Also the pinkie… no not _that “pinky”_, the finger one.

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**Author:** ![Teelo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@Teelo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teelo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/18 "2005-03-11T05:59:24Z")

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Male,

The bottom of my big toe, is _level_ with the top of my pinky toe.  
My toes are literally a slant from the big toe being the longest to the pinky being the smaller.  
Its a wonder I can stand up.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/19 "2005-03-11T12:27:03Z")

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> [@GilaB](#):
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> Second toe, but it’s a very close thing.  
> I’m female.  
> FWIW, I’m one of the minority of females whose ring finger is significantly longer than her index finger.

Are you gay by any chance? Not that I have a clue, just recall an article on this recently where it’s supposed to be some sort of indicator in women.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toe-is-longer/293933/20 "2005-03-11T13:22:15Z")

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Straight female. 2nd toe much longer than big toe, ring finger much longer than index finger.

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