# Which toon MILF is the hottest? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 15, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353 "2004-02-15T15:31:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/1 "2004-02-15T15:31:45Z")
Definitely the mom from _The Family Circus_. No question about it. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/2 "2004-02-15T15:56:34Z")
Betty Rubble. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/3 "2004-02-15T15:59:10Z")
Oh yeah, Joan Jetsen definitely counts as a MILF. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/4 "2004-02-15T16:01:01Z")
What is a “milf” ? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/5 "2004-02-15T16:03:06Z")
> [@Ukulele Ike](#): > > What is a “milf” ? “Mother I’d Like to Fuck” Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/6 "2004-02-15T16:03:11Z")
Mother I’d Like to F\*\*K. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/7 "2004-02-15T16:05:11Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Oh yeah, Joan Jetsen definitely counts as a MILF. Sorry, that should be [_Jane_ Jetson.](http://www.cybercomm.nl/~ivo/photo_JANE.html) ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/8 "2004-02-15T16:30:58Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Sorry, that should be [_Jane_ Jetson.](http://www.cybercomm.nl/~ivo/photo_JANE.html) You had me going with that Joan Jetson remark…I’ve got “I love rock and roll” stuck in my head now. (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts IIRC) But yeah, Janey would do and Betty too. I know if I ever get over to “Dogpatch” I’m gonna see if I can hookup with that Daisy Mae. She’s definitely HOT…maybe not a mom as in MILF, either way she’s on my ten most wanted list in cartoon characters. 😃 we’re kinda pitiful ain’t we 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/9 "2004-02-15T16:46:11Z")
Lois Griffin. Also the mom from Dexter’s Lab, she’s got an ass on her. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/10 "2004-02-15T16:52:13Z")
I certainly wouldn’t kick Nancy Gribble out of bed. Or her neighbor Minh Supanusanphone… ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/11 "2004-02-15T16:53:05Z")
Lois Griffin. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/12 "2004-02-15T17:05:56Z")
Betty Rubble always had my vote. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/13 "2004-02-15T17:21:38Z")
Another vote for Dexter’s mom. Power Thighs. ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/14 "2004-02-15T18:02:25Z")
For Pete’s sake, out of the entire tooniverse three people have chosen _Lois Griffin_? Oh, I see [here](http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/index.php?id=2) that she comes from a wealthy family. Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon is the hottest cartoon mother of eight I can think of. ---
**Author:** ![heater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/858c86/32.png) [@heater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heater)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/15 "2004-02-15T18:14:15Z")
Blondie is hot. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/16 "2004-02-15T18:22:43Z")
Animated- Lois Griffin or Betty Rubble for sure. Comic strip- Blondie Bumpstead & her friend Trixie (hmmmm! 3-some!), maybe Sally Forth There are fine single chicks in Apt 3-G tho! Also with Rex Morgan MD. hey! How is it we’re forgetting Joan in Doonesbury!? Also, isn’t Boopsie a Mom by now? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/17 "2004-02-15T18:41:14Z")
I wonder what Sailor Moon’s mom looks like? ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/18 "2004-02-15T18:44:30Z")
Lois Griffin. Hot, kinky, rich, and she likes big fat guys. What more could a guy want? The only downside is Peter would kick my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/19 "2004-02-15T18:47:51Z")
I understand [Mary Jane Watson](http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/marvel/bitmaps/mj.jpg) is in the running now… ---
**Author:** ![MrSarcasticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@MrSarcasticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSarcasticus)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/20 "2004-02-15T18:51:29Z")
Well, you people are in luck. Virtually every MILF listed is the subject of at least a few dozen porn “fanimations.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353.md?page=2)