# Which toon MILF is the hottest?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 15, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353 "2004-02-15T15:31:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/21 "2004-02-15T19:03:14Z")

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Hmm, lots of good choices to go around with. From the movies I’ll have to say ChiCha from “The Emperor’s New Groove.” Even _very_ pregnant she was damn hot!

From television once **TWDuke** mentioned Manjula I have a hard time thinking of other mothers.

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**Author:** ![TERRA\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TERRA\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TERRA_Rising)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/22 "2004-02-15T19:25:21Z")

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Jessica Rabbit…

She’s not a mother, but she’s someone’s wife, and that’s close enough for me!

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**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/23 "2004-02-15T20:40:51Z")

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I find myself having thoughts about Dora the Explorer’s mommy that are best left unspoken…

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/24 "2004-02-15T21:01:11Z")

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> [@MrSarcasticus](#):
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> Well, you people are in luck. Virtually every MILF listed is the subject of at least a few dozen porn “fanimations.”

When I saw this post, I started to ask about it. Then I realized I really, really didn’t want to know.

Man, the Internet creeps me out sometimes.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/25 "2004-02-15T21:47:22Z")

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The mom from 9 Chickweed Lane is pretty hot. NOT the grandmother, the MOM.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/26 "2004-02-15T22:00:24Z")

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From the PBS show _George Shrinks_, his Mom, Perdita Shrinks.

[http://pbskids.org/georgeshrinks/characters/img/mom.gif](http://pbskids.org/georgeshrinks/characters/img/mom.gif)

[http://pbskids.org/georgeshrinks/fun/coloring/img/GS\_CB\_05.gif](http://pbskids.org/georgeshrinks/fun/coloring/img/GS_CB_05.gif)

[http://pbskids.org/georgeshrinks/characters/card-mom.html](http://pbskids.org/georgeshrinks/characters/card-mom.html)

She looks nifty in a party dress.

She’s also an artist!

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**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/27 "2004-02-15T22:17:13Z")

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Maude Flanders.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/28 "2004-02-15T22:49:11Z")

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Helen Bennet–AKA Mother One, from the _Bionic Six_. A sexy brunette.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/29 "2004-02-15T23:26:17Z")

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> [@Dizzy Fingers](#):
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> Maude Flanders.

Necrophilia for a cartoon character?

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/30 "2004-02-16T00:31:07Z")

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Mom Turner on the Fairly Oddparents. Rowr. I can fill the void!

Lois Griffin from Family Guy is attractive, too.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/31 "2004-02-16T00:43:14Z")

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Kim Possible’s mom is pretty good looking.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/32 "2004-02-16T00:46:28Z")

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Annie Hughes (from _The Iron Giant_)…

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/33 "2004-02-16T03:10:20Z")

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C’mon girls, we have to speak up and say which **D** ILF!

For me it would be Xanatos, from _Gargoyles_!

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/34 "2004-02-16T03:14:16Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> The mom from 9 Chickweed Lane is pretty hot. NOT the grandmother, the MOM.

I agree, especially when she wears animal print undies. I wouldn’t mind being in one of her fantasies. 😃

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**Author:** ![WernhamHogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a587f6/32.png) [@WernhamHogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WernhamHogg)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/35 "2004-02-16T03:18:10Z")

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Milhouse’s mom.

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/36 "2004-02-16T04:59:35Z")

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Another vote for Lois Griffin. She’s plain Jane, but has that underlying sensuality that you know Peter can’t give her. OK, that sounded like a double entendre, but…

I met a woman that looked _just like_ Dexter’s mom. Had to admit that I wanted that booty.

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**Author:** ![Rex\_Fenestrarum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rex_fenestrarum/32/7265_2.png) [@Rex\_Fenestrarum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rex_Fenestrarum)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/37 "2004-02-16T05:02:23Z")

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I always liked “Nancy’s” mom - although it always disturbed me that she was so “well-drawn” compared to Nancy, who looked like she was drawn by a 4th grader:

[http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/archive/images/nancy2004073198206.gif](http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/archive/images/nancy2004073198206.gif)

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/38 "2004-02-16T05:29:15Z")

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I’ll second Thel Keane (the mom from Family Circus). Anyone here remember the DFC? I got maybe two captions accepted.

And another vote for Lois Griffin. It’s not just the rack or the caboose, it’s that big sexy brain of hers.

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**Author:** ![NeutronJack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neutronjack/32/4134_2.png) [@NeutronJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NeutronJack)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/39 "2004-02-16T06:16:34Z")

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> [@Rex Fenestrarum](#):
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> I always liked “Nancy’s” mom - although it always disturbed me that she was so “well-drawn” compared to Nancy, who looked like she was drawn by a 4th grader:
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> [http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/archive/images/nancy2004073198206.gif](http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/archive/images/nancy2004073198206.gif)

[http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/html/cast\_Nancy.html](http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/html/cast_Nancy.html) tells us that this is Nancy’s **Aunt** Fritzi. Fritzi Ritz is former star of the strip.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/40 "2004-02-16T07:36:54Z")

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[Mrs. Moroboshi](http://www.orangeangel.com/thelumunderworld/p/parents1.jpg) from \*Urusei Yatsura[i/].

She’s an uber-MILF, since, as near as I can tell, (and I’ll admit to owning every episode, plus all the OVA’s and the movies) she doesn’t actually have a name of her own. (Even her pathetic husband calls her _“Kaa-san”_ (Mother.)

Extra attractive since she has been shown to be susceptible to a combination of boyish looks and sweet talk such as “I want you to cook for me for the rest of my life,” even if that’s the only phrase in Japanese that you’ve been able to learn.

Score! 😃

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