# Which toon MILF is the hottest? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 15, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353 "2004-02-15T15:31:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/41 "2004-02-16T08:25:54Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > I wonder what Sailor Moon’s mom looks like? Well, there’s a live-action version of the show now. I’ve seen most of it, and… …just… …no. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/42 "2004-02-16T09:05:56Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > C’mon girls, we have to speak up and say which **D** ILF! If it were up to me, I’d make that acronym **FILF**. Just, you know, _because_. ---
**Author:** ![raizok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4491bb/32.png) [@raizok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raizok)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/43 "2004-02-16T09:20:59Z")
> [@TERRA Rising](#): > > Jessica Rabbit… > > She’s not a mother, but she’s someone’s wife, and that’s close enough for me! Hell I could make her a MILF for you in 10 seconds flat! eh? eh? _elbows your side_ nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/44 "2004-02-17T00:57:37Z")
I gotta say, I am astounded that thus far no one has mentioned about the only MTWEHACTF(Mother They Would Ever Have A Chance To Fuck). Cartman’s mom. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Live_Better_Electrically)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/45 "2004-02-17T02:42:20Z")
Another vote for **Blondie**. Hubba hubba! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/46 "2004-02-17T02:47:15Z")
Here’s somebody’s webpage titled [Cartoon Girls I wanna Nail](http://geocities.com/CaptNish/main.htm). (Warning: contains very raunchy text) ---
**Author:** ![bradministrator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@bradministrator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bradministrator)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/47 "2004-02-17T02:48:41Z")
Lois Pewterschmidt Griffin. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/48 "2004-02-17T02:58:38Z")
How about Nani, the big sister from _Lilo & Stitch_? She’s not actually a mom, but she is her sister’s legal guardian, so that’s sort of close. And I bet having those muscular legs wrapped around you would be an experience you wouldn’t soon forget… ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/49 "2004-02-17T04:47:07Z")
Dennis the Menace has a pretty hot mom. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/50 "2004-02-17T05:20:54Z")
Pepper from Blue’s Clues is very hot. ---
**Author:** ![Clear\_Air\_Turbulence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@Clear\_Air\_Turbulence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clear_Air_Turbulence)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/51 "2004-02-17T05:21:21Z")
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned [Mrs. Shibata](http://sexylosers.com/048.html). ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_in\_NM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@Carl\_in\_NM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_in_NM)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/52 "2004-02-17T06:15:32Z")
C’mon guys Archie and Jughead can’t have all the fun. Doesn’t anybody else want Betty AND Veronica? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/53 "2004-02-17T06:27:19Z")
> [@cmkeller](#): > > Pepper from Blue’s Clues is very hot. My God, **cm** , isn’t there some Orthodox prohibition against uttering vile puns? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![small\_but](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@small\_but](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/small_but)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/54 "2004-02-17T07:35:29Z")
I’d do Betty … but I’d be thinking of Wilma. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/55 "2004-02-17T08:24:39Z")
:struggles to avoid following up _Red Dwarf_ quote: ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/56 "2004-02-17T12:42:43Z")
Calvin’s mom. ---
**Author:** ![raizok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4491bb/32.png) [@raizok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raizok)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/57 "2004-02-17T13:01:32Z")
> [@Clear Air Turbulence](#): > > I cannot believe nobody has mentioned [Mrs. Shibata](http://sexylosers.com/048.html). _slaps forehead_ Well there’s my #1 choice now 😉 ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/58 "2004-02-17T14:58:23Z")
Diogenes: > [@](#): > > My God, cm, isn’t there some Orthodox prohibition against uttering vile puns? I haven’t seen any in the traditional interpretations. In fact, wordplay is quite common in the Talmud (granted, much less vile) 😃 “Puns - never apologize, never explain.” - Dogbert ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/59 "2004-02-17T18:12:02Z")
What, no one has claimed the chance to make Betty Boop into Betty Bopped? (I wouldn’t, either. I’m just surprised, that’s all.) ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/60 "2004-02-17T18:38:35Z")
> [@Carl in NM](#): > > Doesn’t anybody else want Betty AND Veronica? > [@SkipMagic](#): > > What, no one has claimed the chance to make Betty Boop into Betty Bopped? I don’t think they qualify on the “mom” factor. What was Olive Oyl’s relationship to Swee’Pea? I’m just curious, not that I think she’s hot - although she does have those long, agile limbs… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353.md?page=4)