# Which toon MILF is the hottest?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 15, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353 "2004-02-15T15:31:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/61 "2004-02-17T18:41:19Z")

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Mary Worth is a mom, right?

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/62 "2004-02-17T21:03:44Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Mary Worth is a mom, right?

I don’t know, but I have a very rare issue of Mary Worth, in which she advises a friend to commit suicide.

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**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/63 "2004-02-17T21:34:02Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> I don’t know, but I have a very rare issue of Mary Worth, in which she advises a friend to commit suicide.

Worst. Post. Ever! 😃

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/64 "2004-02-18T22:00:15Z")

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> [@TWDuke](#):
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> I don’t think they qualify on the “mom” factor.

Oops. Yer right, of course. I got so distracted by the twistedness of **tracer** ’s link, that I posted Betty Boop’s name without giving thought to her lack of maternal history.

That said, I know some of you want to do her… 😛

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/65 "2004-02-18T22:51:51Z")

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…because nothin’ gets the blood going like a baby-talking hoochie girl with the head of an infant. 😃

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**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/66 "2004-02-18T23:20:43Z")

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I dont’ think this one is a M, in milf, but ILF!  
Popcorn Penny \< Cinemark’s Character

me

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/67 "2004-02-19T06:06:01Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> …because nothin’ gets the blood going like a baby-talking hoochie girl with the head of an infant. 😃

So, what, we’re back to talking about _anime_? 😛

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**Author:** ![Carl\_in\_NM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@Carl\_in\_NM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_in_NM)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/68 "2004-02-19T07:11:08Z")

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Dang…done in by the facts again. Hate it when that happens.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/69 "2004-02-19T13:51:13Z")

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> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> So, what, we’re back to talking about _anime_? 😛

Well, Bulma from the Dragonball series is pretty hot, and a Mom, at least in the later series.

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**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/70 "2004-02-19T19:02:39Z")

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> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> What, no one has claimed the chance to make Betty Boop into Betty Bopped?
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> (I wouldn’t, either. I’m just surprised, that’s all.)

Betty Boop was a DOG!

(Here I had intended to link to a page showing the proto-Boop with floppy ears, but I couldn’t find one.)

See, Betty began life as a romantic interest for a cartoon dog named, uh, Bimbo. Eventually, she became human and Bimbo became her pet. Now that’s kinky! In another twist, the studio once put out a press release claiming Betty was a 16-year-old, which made her either a very young sex symbol or a very old dog.

[http://www.jimhillmedia.com/articles/guest/korkis.08042003.1.htm](http://www.jimhillmedia.com/articles/guest/korkis.08042003.1.htm)

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/71 "2004-02-20T04:48:49Z")

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Jane Jetson or Betty Rubble. But Jane is hotter.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2004, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/72 "2004-02-23T08:01:12Z")

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> [@t-keela](#):
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> You had me going with that Joan Jetson remark…I’ve got “I love rock and roll” stuck in my head now. (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts IIRC)
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> But yeah, Janey would do and Betty too.
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> I know if I ever get over to “Dogpatch” I’m gonna see if I can hookup with that Daisy Mae. She’s definitely HOT…maybe not a mom as in MILF, either way she’s on my ten most wanted list in cartoon characters. 😃
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> we’re kinda pitiful ain’t we
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> 😉

Another non-mom, but what about that other Dogpatch hottie, Moonbeam McSwine?

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**Author:** ![RandomLetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@RandomLetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandomLetters)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2004, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/73 "2004-02-23T08:11:45Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> I wonder what Sailor Moon’s mom looks like?

[In the anime, she actually looks pretty good.](http://members.aol.com/foxisfoxy/ffmom.html)

Also, I would like to say Washuu, from Tenchi Muyo, is the hottest red-headed madscientist mother this side of the Milky Way.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2004, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/74 "2004-02-23T11:26:42Z")

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When she acts her age, ooh yeah. Just watch out she doesn’t turn into Little Washu during the act.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/75 "2004-02-23T12:31:20Z")

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Quote:  
Originally Posted by t-keela  
You had me going with that Joan Jetson remark…I’ve got “I love rock and roll” stuck in my head now. (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts IIRC)

But yeah, Janey would do and Betty too.

I know if I ever get over to “Dogpatch” I’m gonna see if I can hookup with that Daisy Mae. She’s definitely HOT…maybe not a mom as in MILF, either way she’s on my ten most wanted list in cartoon characters.

we’re kinda pitiful ain’t we

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> [@Starving Artist](#):
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> Another non-mom, but what about that other Dogpatch hottie, Moonbeam McSwine?

Daisy Mae is too a mom. She & Lil Abner had a kid.

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**Author:** ![NotBob13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19b73/32.png) [@NotBob13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotBob13)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/76 "2004-02-23T13:05:07Z")

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While she’s not a mother, she is a mother-figure, and I’ve always had a thing for Rebecca Cunningham from Disney’s Tailspin.

But I’m a sad and pathetic man.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/77 "2004-02-23T13:13:50Z")

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> [@NotBob13](#):
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> While she’s not a mother, she is a mother-figure, and I’ve always had a thing for Rebecca Cunningham from Disney’s Tailspin.
> 
> But I’m a sad and pathetic man.

She was a mom. She had a little daughter, who looked up to Kit as a pseudo-older brother.

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**Author:** ![NotBob13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19b73/32.png) [@NotBob13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotBob13)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/78 "2004-02-23T13:42:27Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> She was a mom. She had a little daughter, who looked up to Kit as a pseudo-older brother.

You’re right, I’d forgotten, uh, what’shername.

Urge to go see what’s on Toon Disney rising…

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/79 "2004-02-23T14:07:29Z")

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Mighty Max’s mother was pretty hot. In one episode you got to see cartoon cleavage.

Marc

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-toon-milf-is-the-hottest/229353/80 "2004-02-23T15:10:06Z")

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Well, she is a step-mom but the queen form Disney’s Snow White is pretty hot in a dominatirx sort of way.

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