# Which TV episode made you laugh so hard that you cried and what scene was it?

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**Created:** [September 12, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-tv-episode-made-you-laugh-so-hard-that-you-cried-and-what-scene-was-it/634449 "2012-09-12T00:31:17Z")\
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_Happy Endings_ has caught me a few times, but especially the Halloween Episode when Penny and Max dress up together - I’ll post a clip when I can get on Youtube.

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Big Bang Theory, Sheldon and Penny at the ER:  
Sheldon [filling out medical form]: When was your last menstrual period?  
Penny: Oh! Next question!  
Sheldon: I’ll put “in progress.”

The Simpsons, parodying An Officer and a Gentleman:  
Homer: Tell him I’m going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for _ten minutes_!

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Here’s another one from _Friends_: [Phoebe singing along to Ross’s bagpipe playing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMZOmcZbGmY).

Jennifer Aniston is losing it behind her, but it was the most usable take they could get.

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The Blackadder Christmas special, especially the part where they are in the future … hilarious. The part where Baldrick tries to describe fire because he can’t remember the word “fire” was also hilarious.

SCTV (Second City Television’s) Lola Falana Vegas Christmas special. Never has Christmas been so completely not understood!

The Guild (a web TV series) ep where Will Wheaton’s character gets beaten senseless (off camera) at Cheesybeard’s by a waitress he seduced and abandoned.

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No one’s mentioned this yet? [Mr. Bookman Visits Jerry Seinfeld’s Apartment](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA).

“71. My first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America.”

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-tv-episode-made-you-laugh-so-hard-that-you-cried-and-what-scene-was-it/634449/146 "2012-09-13T18:09:03Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> Jennifer Aniston is losing it behind her, but it was the most usable take they could get.

Wow, Jennifer Aniston doing a Harvey Korman impression!

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> Here’s another one from _Friends_: [Phoebe singing along to Ross’s bagpipe playing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMZOmcZbGmY).
> 
> Jennifer Aniston is losing it behind her, but it was the most usable take they could get.

That’s insanely hilarious!!

Here’s a clip of the same scene but with outtakes at the end!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/g0z18rM68D8/hqdefault.jpg "Ross playing the bagpipe bloopers HILARIOUS") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0z18rM68D8)

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I don’t rmember if this was mentioned. The Dentist Sketch from Carol Burnett

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Q9T8i4FkNVo/hqdefault.jpg "Dentist Sketch - The Carol Burnett Show") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9T8i4FkNVo)

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HIMYM. Robin is convinced by Barney that she needs to bring a naughty gag gift to Lily’s bachelorette party. She arrives to discover Lily has invited not her other girlfriends, but family and coworkers. Robin tries to leave or get rid of the present but cannot. In desperation she switches the tag from her gift with another wrapped similarly. The grandmother gives Lily the gift thinking it is her own gift (a sewing kit or something handy) but before letting her open it, starts talking about how it has been passed down for generations of women in her family, and how much joy they’ve gotten out of using it. And then Lily opens the box…

I also have to admit the first chicken fight sequence on Family Guy had me in stitches.

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> [@SykoSkotty](#):
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> That’s insanely hilarious!!
> 
> Here’s a clip of the same scene but with outtakes at the end!
> 
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0z18rM68D8&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0z18rM68D8&feature=related)

I like the short exchange at the start - “You have to imagine me in a kilt.”  
“I can imagine you in a short, plaid skirt and knee socks.”  
“If you want to start telling secrets…”  
“No.”  
😃 😃 😃

I like the outtake where they’re all completely losing it. 😃

I’m just working my way through the whole “Friends” series now - I just finished Season 1, and I expect it to get a whole lot funnier now. Will report back.

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> [@WPA-Guy](#):
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> The Vicar of Dibley has the ultimate dumb blonde - Alice Tinker:

I’ve only seen that show twice. And it was the same episode both times. And it was that episode.

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> [@WPA-Guy](#):
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> The Vicar of Dibley has the ultimate dumb blonde - Alice Tinker:
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> ALICE TINKER  
> You know that stuff that they’re selling now at the local shop?
> 
> GERALDINE GRANGER  
> Which stuff?
> 
> ALICE TINKER  
> I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

[I believe that the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter and the stuff that I can’t believe that it’s not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter clip is on youtube and none of the aforemented are, in fact, butter.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPsSzLnXJkg)

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Taxi: Jim takes the hack license test. “What does a yellow light mean?”

WKRP: the turkeys.

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> [@terentii](#):
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> 1. “Fawlty Towers” (the one with the Germans). \*\*Basil: \*\* “Thank you, God, thank you so bloody much!” and “Right! Who’s this, then?”

I think it’s in this same episode–the Major and the “talking” moose head.

Also, in an episode of the Dick Van Dyke show, Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie next door talking about them via an intercom the kids have been playing with. They are very angry about what they hear but in spite of this, go next door that night to a party they’ve been invited to and are very stiff and formal (synchronized sitting!).

When they play Charades, Laura acts out the title of a song with vicious motions that Rob interprets as “back-stabbing,” “treachery,” “traitors,” and so on until he correctly identifies the song:

“On the Street Where You Live.”

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> [@Lazlo Hapsburg](#):
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> The Andy Griffith Show.
> 
> Barney takes Gomer to the city to confront two men who own a company that has enlisted a bunch of kids from Mayberry to sell their salve.
> 
> Barney comes back and he and Gomer talk to Andy. Barney puffs his chest up and feels enormously smug when he explains to Andy how he “outfoxed a fox”.
> 
> Then the phone rings. What happens in the next ten seconds is just about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on TV and convinced me that Don Knotts is the funniest TV actor ever.
> 
> Even funnier than Lucy and the whole Seinfeld cast all put together.
> 
> I just wish I knew how to upload a scene to Youtube and then link to it in this forum. But I don’t know how to do either of those things.
> 
> Sorry.

[Here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5-092Oqp20) is the entire episode.

The part **Lazlo Hapsburg** refers to begins at about 18:00.

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I definitely was brought to tears by some of the others mentioned. But I’ve thought of a few that haven’t come up yet.

From _Soap_:

Bert is at his secretary’s place, drunk. Somehow, he’s ended up standing on the coffee table. His unsteady attempts to step down were hilarious.

Chuck and Bob try out their mindreading act on the family. Remember, Bob is Chuck’s ventriloquist dummy, which he thinks is real and he insists everyone else treat Bob that way. Bob is blindfolded, doing mindreader tricks. Danny is amazed. Jody tries to explain to his brother why this isn’t amazing, but gets nowhere.

From Family Ties:

Jennifer would like her mother to teach her to drive, but Dad insists it be him. First lesson is done by pretending, sitting in the kitchen chairs. The family panomimes the whole trip, in which Jen drives like a maniac.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xhacXz-WoOk/hqdefault.jpg "Family Ties - Jennifer Learns to Drive") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhacXz-WoOk)

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There’s a M_A_S\*H episode where Margaret disappears (she’s off helping a Korean woman deliver a baby) and everybody goes nuts looking for her. Aside from the birth scenes, every line in that episode is played for laughs. Then Colonel Flagg shows up, and the funny goes up to 11.

Fawlty Towers again, but the one that had me falling out of the chair was the one where a guest dies overnight - it’s way funnier than that sounds.

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A couple others:

_Blackadder (first series)_ – “The Witchsmeller Pursuivant”:  
**Witchsmeller:** Prince Edmund, are you a Christian?  
**Edmund:** Yes, of course I am!  
**Witchsmeller:** Can you say the Lord’s Prayer?  
**Edmund:** Well, yes… I can say it backwards if you like…  
**Witchsmeller:** _CONFESSION!_  
_(crowd cheers)_  
**Witchsmeller:** Now, Edmund, I believe you have a pussycat…  
**Edmund:** Yes.  
**Witchsmeller:** Its name is “Bubbles”?  
**Edmund:** Right.  
**Witchsmeller:** Yes, or, to give it its full name, “_Beelze_bubbles”!

_Kim Possible_ – “Emotion Sickness”:  
_(Dr. Drakken is gloating about Kim being stuck in “an irreversible frenzy of rage” because of a “moodulator” chip that got stuck on her.)_  
**Bortel:** If she’s wearing Moodulator Number One, then where is the second one?  
**Drakken:** The _second_ one?  
_(horrified realization as he recalls how weird Shego has been acting and puts two and two together)_  
**Drakken:** Uh-oh…  
_(enter Shego, hands blazing green)_  
**Shego:** _DRAKKEN!_

_(after Kim gets free of her Moodulator chip)_  
**Drakken:** So, Kim Possible, you were lucky this time.  
**Kim:** You might want to be careful.  
**Drakken:** Ha, you threaten me?  
**Ron:** No… but Shego’s still got major Moodulator issues.  
**Shego:** _DRAKKEN!_  
**Drakken:** _(whimpers)_ Mommy…

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> [@WPA-Guy](#):
>
> The Vicar of Dibley has the ultimate dumb blonde - Alice Tinker:
> 
> ALICE TINKER  
> You know that stuff that they’re selling now at the local shop?
> 
> GERALDINE GRANGER  
> Which stuff?
> 
> ALICE TINKER  
> I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
> 
> snip.

I ADORE the Vicar of Dibley! \<shaking head\> No…no…no…no…no… **YES**!

On Night Court, John Laroquette’s parents come to see him. They’re hillbillies right off the farm. Somehow John starts talking about his childhood pet (this is as well as I can remember):

John: “His name was Skippy. He was a turtle.”

The parents exchange meaningful glances.

The father says hesitantly, “Son, I’ve been meaning to tell you about that…”

John (alarmed): “What?”

Mother: “Son, we were too poor to afford a pet for you, so your father took a potato and painted lines on its back to make it look like a turtle.”

John (really alarmed): “Na-AH! Skippy was a turtle!”

Mother: “Well, didn’t you ever wonder why he never stuck his head out of his shell?”

John (whiny): “He was shy.”

Father (earnestly): “No, son. [pause] He was a spud.”  
God, I thought I would DIE laughing the first time I heard that: “No, son, he was a spud.”

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The episode of _Fawlty Towers_ titled _The Germans_ is possibly the most jam-packed hilarious sitcom episode of all time. Here’s _wikipedia_’s synopsis:

> [@](#):
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> With Sybil in the hospital with an ingrowing toenail, a moose’s head to hang up and some German guests arriving the next day, Basil has his work cut out for him. After an attempted fire drill goes wrong and Basil lands up in the hospital with concussion, he succeeds causing much offence to the German guests after finally escaping back to the hotel. This episode is the origin of the quote “Don’t mention the war.”

[The fire drill scene](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r8X3Z-t8bc).  
_It’s a semi-tone higher . . . at least_

[Here’s the end.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn15BUFBvu8)

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