# Which TV Wife/Husband would you like as a mate?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 5, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-tv-wife-husband-would-you-like-as-a-mate/79864 "2001-09-05T15:16:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-tv-wife-husband-would-you-like-as-a-mate/79864/61 "2001-09-11T02:39:26Z")

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\*Originally posted by Lightnin’ \*  
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> I gotta ask, though- you DO own some capris pants, right? 🙂 \*\*

Actually, I do. Black. And some very cute cotton turtleneck sweaters in complimentary colors. And I give _great_ Post Atomic Age Suburban Cocktail Parties.

Crank up the Xavier Cugat!

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