# Which Wikipedia article should I vandalise next? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 30, 2007, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098 "2007-03-30T10:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cryptoderk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cryptoderk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptoderk)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/1 "2007-03-30T10:52:23Z")
I’m a bit bored and wasting time. What should I vandalise on Wikipedia, and how? ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/2 "2007-03-30T10:55:20Z")
W’s page seems to be a popular target… Grim ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/3 "2007-03-30T10:59:51Z")
How about [this one.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandalism) ---
**Author:** ![RumMunkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@RumMunkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RumMunkey)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/4 "2007-03-30T11:51:02Z")
How about you go do something constructive with your life? Jesus, get a job or a friend or something. Seriously, get out of your mom’s basement and see some freakin’ daylight. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/5 "2007-03-30T11:55:16Z")
Which ones have you vandalized so far in your glorious career? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/6 "2007-03-30T12:29:45Z")
You shouldn’t. God, what sort of mindset does it take to actively attempt to worsen and harm something a lot of people put time and energy into constructing? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/7 "2007-03-30T12:32:01Z")
I think your name is missing a ‘J’. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/8 "2007-03-30T12:36:37Z")
You can leave mine the fuck alone for a start. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/9 "2007-03-30T12:46:31Z")
[QUOTE=Cryptoderk] I’m a bit bored and wasting time. What should I vandalise on Wikipedia, and how? [/QUOTE] How about wasting your time some other way? Why do you feel the need to vandalise what other people have spent time and effort constructing? ---
**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/10 "2007-03-30T13:04:27Z")
You might wish to use your free time in an endeavour to develop some maturity. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/11 "2007-03-30T13:12:56Z")
Dnftt ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/12 "2007-03-30T13:14:23Z")
[QUOTE=August West] Dnftt [/QUOTE] Admirable sentiment, but we’re not really supposed to call anyone a goat-botherer outside the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/13 "2007-03-30T13:18:05Z")
Sorry, it’s early and I haven’t had my coffee. I was back in the year 2000 for a second there. I apologize to the moderators for my post. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/14 "2007-03-30T13:22:43Z")
If anyone who has posted in this thread is unfamiliar with the OP, take a quick look at his posting history. His [Why the hell wasn’t I banned?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=412599) is fairly revealing. **Malacandra** , you crack me up, dude. Good one. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/15 "2007-03-30T13:24:50Z")
The Scientology page? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-wikipedia-article-should-i-vandalise-next/398098/16 "2007-03-30T13:55:20Z")
As you can imagine (or should be able to), requests for ideas on how to troll other sites is frowned on here at the SDMB. We don’t care for it when people troll our board, so we don’t want to be the springboard for the trolling of other sites. Please don’t do this again.