# Whip me, beat me, call me names. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958 "2001-09-26T18:41:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/1 "2001-09-26T18:41:47Z")
I was thinking that I should post something memorable at this little milestone but I really have squat, nada, zip. There’s no rant festering, nothing pointless I need to share, I am tired from debating, and my opinion is the only one that matters. 🙂 Well, maybe this would be a good opportunity for me to tie myself to a spit anfd let people roast me. It’s not that I’m into bondage (much) but a little feedback might be a good thing. After 18 months and 1500 posts I should have made an impression other than the one of my butt in my chair. I can only hope, right? My post count is nothing close to people who have been here much less time but there has to be something… So let me know how I’m doing. All criticisms, complaints, compliments, and comments about how narcissistic this post is will be considered with all due respect. _lights the fire and ties himself to the spit_ I guess this is where I found out who my friends are… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/2 "2001-09-26T18:45:19Z")
HAPPY 1500!!! Silver Fire, still bitter after her COMPLETELY IGNORED 3000 post milestone. :mad: (I’m kidding) And here’s to 1500 more. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/3 "2001-09-26T18:50:57Z")
First. Silver Fire, I love your sig! Feynn, you sure know how to get a girl to open a thread, I’ll give you that. And I would say, more hockey talk, and you’ll be a perfect poster. Happy 1.5 large, pal. May you live to be as wonderful as Doug Weight. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/4 "2001-09-26T21:10:06Z")
I will call you my favorite term of endearment in honor of your impressive 1500th post, you cheap slut sex poodle, you. ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/5 "2001-09-26T21:22:11Z")
I always thought it was…Whip Me, Beat Me, Make Me Write Bad Checks. Congrats on the milestone. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/6 "2001-09-26T21:30:39Z")
Congratulations, **Feynn**. I’m jealous. I can’t ever get anyone to beat me. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/7 "2001-09-26T22:09:21Z")
Happy 1500 Feynn from the other Keith…Hmmmm…the question is will you like being whipped more then anticipating the lash…I will bet on anticipation. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/8 "2001-09-26T22:15:00Z")
I’d say “congrats” but I don’t know who the hell you are, so… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/9 "2001-09-26T22:23:55Z")
_THWACK! __THWACK!__ TWHACK!_ I was gonna call you names but now cheap slut sex poodle is stuck in my head and I can’t think of any more. You are a smart, articulate, and fun guy. I wish you many happy years with lolagranola and the family. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/10 "2001-09-26T23:19:39Z")
I’m not much for the whipping and beating stuff, but I think you’re a man among men and I enjoy reading your posts. I look forward to the next 1500! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/11 "2001-09-26T23:27:49Z")
_cracks whip_ All right! Down on your knees! Lick my boot!!! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/12 "2001-09-27T03:19:33Z")
I know, I promised to beat you silly. I’m thinking, and hard on just how to get you! Be afwaid my coffee mate, be very afwaid! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/13 "2001-09-27T04:10:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tretiak \* > I always thought it was…Whip Me, Beat Me, Make Me Write Bad Checks. And here **I** was thinking Bend me, Shape me . . . Congrats on the 1.5\*10[sup]3[/sup], Feynn. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/14 "2001-09-27T05:46:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Happy 1.5 large, pal. May you live to be as wonderful as Doug Weight. I would have to say that I am every bit as wonderful as Doug Weight and have a damn fine slap shot. > [@](#): > > I will call you my favorite term of endearment in honor of your impressive 1500th post, you cheap slut sex > poodle, you. Have you been talking to Lola? > [@](#): > > I’m jealous. I can’t ever get anyone to beat me. Patience… > [@](#): > > the question is will you like being whipped more then > anticipating the lash…I will bet on anticipation. And you would be right my friend, I’ve been anticipating this all day. > [@](#): > > I’d say “congrats” but I don’t know who the hell you are, so… newbies…hmmmfff!!! 🙂 > [@](#): > > _THWACK!_ _THWACK!_ _TWHACK!_ That’s the spirit Mags… ouch! > [@](#): > > I think you’re a man among men And you are a fairy among moms. > [@](#): > > _cracks whip_All right! Down on your knees! Lick my boot!!! Are those Gucci? > [@](#): > > Be afwaid my coffee mate, be very afwaid! I tremble in anticipation of Sue coming back in here with knee high leather boots and a leather ensemble. Damn that’s a scary visual, not because Sue isn’t attractive but because she is like a sister to me. eeeeeeeew!! She also has me thinking of Elmer Fudd as a dominatrix: “You’ve been a vewy vewy wascally wabbit. Now yew must feel my wasch… hehehehehehehe!!!” > [@](#): > > And here I was thinking Bend me, Shape me . . . Do I look like Gumby? Silverfire, I too love that sig. I’ll make sure we throw you the party to end all parties when you hit 3100… oops… missed that one too. Let’s say 3500 then. Thanks guys. It’s nice to know I have eleven friends and someone who claims they don’t know who the hell I am. ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/15 "2001-09-27T07:44:31Z")
Congratulations, **Feynn**! I have enjoyed the posts of yours that I’ve read, and I look forward to enjoying many more. At the rate I’m going, it’s gonna take me five years to get there. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/16 "2001-09-27T09:04:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tisiphone \* > \*\*Congratulations, **Feynn**! I have enjoyed the posts of yours that I’ve read, and I look forward to enjoying many more. > > At the rate I’m going, it’s gonna take me five years to get there. \*\* heh-heh… me too… Lemme see here… aha! _grabs nearby whip_ **sssssssSLASH!** and… _grabs handy club_ **whoosh… THWACK!** aaaand… **Hi, Names** I think that fits the bill nicely… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/17 "2001-09-27T14:28:20Z")
Cougarfang… It’s nice to see someone who can follow instructions to the letter. When I become dictator I should be able to use someone like you in my organisation. tisiphone - Actually, at that rate it will take you 5.9523809 years to hit 1500. But really, numbers mean very little. They aren’t that important. Okay, we really need 1’s and 0’s but do we really need the rest? ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Gretchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Miss\_Gretchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Gretchen)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/18 "2001-09-27T14:48:55Z")
Look, I would beat you, whip you, etc. but you live in Edmonton. I think that that’s enough punishment for one lifetime 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/19 "2001-09-27T15:22:43Z")
It might be bad but it beats living in Calgary… _rimshot_ _ducks and runs_ ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958/20 "2001-09-27T15:49:36Z")
Well, I suppose if I [must](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=89556#post1654733) :cracks riding crop across fishnet stocking, leather shorts encased leg and pushes **Feynn** onto all fours: WHAP! :across the fanny: You, bad, bad 1500 count poster, you! WHAP! : one more stinging blow [sub]but not too hard[/sub]: There. That’s for being Canadian! 😃 [sub]Say, **lola’s** not going to come beat me up for this, is she?![/sub] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whip-me-beat-me-call-me-names/83958.md?page=2)