# Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 22, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590 "2005-04-22T13:21:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/41 "2005-04-23T22:10:11Z")

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> [@Elysian](#):
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> :eek: But how are the MPSIMS people going to carry out their welcoming rituals without the goat? The goat probably does need some time off (he’s still wobbly around the knees)…

Maybe instead of cash, I could renew with a goat? Then we’d have a backup for MPSIMS. My does got loose and had a party with the neighbor’s bucks, so I have considerably more goats than I need at the moment.

I have one that would be perfect for breaking in newbies. He’s tough, but fair :eek:

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/42 "2005-04-23T22:21:42Z")

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> [@Rubinetto Grande](#):
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> Gee whiz and golly gee (seems like that is the right approach for a board like this that is pretty touchy/feely)…I make one post one this board, and some guy (gal?) with way too long of a name, flames me for:
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> 1. Using the proper “eh” instead of “ay” (nuance is everything…he must think he’s the Fonz)
> 2. Being in the wrong forum (a few too many of them here aren’t there?)
> 3. Making a Canadian joke
> 
> Then the thread gets locked. Well a seig heil to you too buddy.
> 
> Canada Smanada
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> * * *
> 
> Uncle Cecil…  
> [snip]  
> It is common knowledge that Canada \*\*got it’s official \*\* name during a town hall meeting in 1541 in the settlement called Charlesbourg-Royal. [snip-]

Still Fahting iggerants: IT’S ITS, DUH!

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**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/43 "2005-04-24T01:11:07Z")

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> [@Silver Fire](#):
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> I thought this was a rant against people who use “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot”. Oh well.

My first thought was that it was a Pitting of those actors in _ **The Bill.** _  
“Sierra Oscar to 469 recieving!”  
How embarrassing.

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**Author:** ![Bernard\_Marx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@Bernard\_Marx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bernard_Marx)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/44 "2005-04-24T02:44:59Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> Anyone see the scene in _Flight of the Intruder_ where Willem Defoe says “Alpha Mike Foxtrot” over the air? That was cool.

'Scuse my ignorance, but what is Alpha Mike Foxtrot?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/45 "2005-04-24T03:16:22Z")

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> [@Bernard Marx](#):
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> 'Scuse my ignorance, but what is Alpha Mike Foxtrot?

[Ask a Marine.](http://www.answers.com/topic/alpha-mike-foxtrot)

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**Author:** ![Bernard\_Marx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@Bernard\_Marx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bernard_Marx)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/46 "2005-04-24T04:08:07Z")

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Thanks. The Oz version is Tango Mike Sierra 😃

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**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/47 "2005-04-25T22:29:21Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> **Troy McCLure SF**  
> I was considering calling Rubinetto “2 posts” Grande that bridge-dwelling term term but thanks for reminding me it’s against the rules. Who has time to read the rules anyway? In the words of “2 posts” himself:
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> * * *
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> I was just trying this board out and didn’t want to take the time to read the voluminous posts on “THE RULES”.\*\*\*
> 
> © 2005 Rubinetto “2 posts” Grande Enterprises
> 
> God knows he has better things to do - there was a “World Wrestling Federation” pay-per-view death match he had to see.

Hey! that’s World Wrestling Entertainment now.

What? 😃

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/48 "2005-04-26T00:10:04Z")

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> [@Genghis Bob](#):
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> Hey, I think I had a \*Rubinetto Grande \* at Starbuck’s last night.

Hey, so did I. Bent her over the bike rack out back, and stuck a tenner in her ass cleavage when I was done. Good times.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/49 "2005-04-26T01:16:00Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> Why do you have to ruin a perfectly good pile-on?

Heh. Is that what this is?

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**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/50 "2005-04-27T01:08:08Z")

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> [@Rubinetto Grande](#):
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> That’s a joke, right? I see it was posted on 31 March, so I figure it’s an early April Fools Day joke…people don’t really pay to post here, do they???

YES, indeed they DO else they DON’T!

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**Author:** ![fushj00mang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fushj00mang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fushj00mang)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whiskey-tango-foxtrot/300590/51 "2005-04-27T03:36:07Z")

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Wolf Meister, can I borrow that sig?

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