# Whisky Tango Foxtrot!!! Shooting at the Holocaust Museum

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 10, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363 "2009-06-10T17:56:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/221 "2010-01-07T02:35:21Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> I like the other idea better. Blocks wear out after a year or two, but the ceramatized skull of this bastard fired into the base of a urinal? Generation after generation after generation could piss in his mouth…

Urinals _and_ ladies-room toilets, please. We women deserve our chance, too.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/222 "2010-01-07T15:20:13Z")

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Best available outcome, I guess. He dies in prison but spares everybody the cost of a trial and any racist blithering that would’ve followed. It’s too bad he didn’t drop dead or off himself before he hurt anybody else.

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**Author:** ![Kearsen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kearsen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kearsen)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/223 "2010-01-07T15:48:20Z")

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Why do they need a museum for something that never happened?

🙂

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/224 "2010-01-07T16:52:06Z")

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> [@Kearsen](#):
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> Why do they need a museum for something that never happened?
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> 🙂

Why would you think that would be funny?

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**Author:** ![Kearsen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kearsen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kearsen)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/225 "2010-01-07T17:06:15Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> Why would you think that would be funny?

It’s funny to me personally because there are some folks (even on this board) who will deny that it did happen.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/226 "2010-01-07T17:13:28Z")

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On this board? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/227 "2010-01-07T17:27:04Z")

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Dude, you never \*open \*with the Holocaust denial joke…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/228 "2010-01-07T18:24:22Z")

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Excuse me, Mr. Turnip, but I have my notes here from the Michael Richards School of Comedy and it clearly says that a Holocaust denial joke is always appro…

_listens into earpiece_

_He said_ what\*?\*

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/229 "2010-01-07T20:42:39Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Dude, you never \*open \*with the Holocaust denial joke…

First rule of Holocaust Denial Joke Club: …

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**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/230 "2010-01-08T00:29:57Z")

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A friend of mine was visiting the museum the day of the shooting, and she was the first person to get to the guard who was killed, after he was shot.

For what the guard went through, and for what my friend went through, I was actually joyful when I heard this on the news today. Guilty for feeling that way, but joyful.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/231 "2010-01-08T00:44:45Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Best available outcome, I guess. He dies in prison but spares everybody the cost of a trial and any racist blithering that would’ve followed. It’s too bad he didn’t drop dead or off himself before he hurt anybody else.

I kind of disagree with this, though I understand your intent. In my mind, his death is cheating justice, in that he was spared further humiliation and imprisonment.

In fact, I wonder if he knew he was terminally ill, and committed the crime as a last chance opportunity for ‘glory’, knowing that his punishment wouln’t last very ling. I haven’t seen anything about an autopsy yet, and it may turn out he died of something like an infection of his wounds. So I could be completely wrong in my speculation.

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**Author:** ![Condescending\_Robot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a183cd/32.png) [@Condescending\_Robot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Condescending_Robot)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/232 "2010-01-08T01:04:02Z")

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> [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](#):
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> Guilty for feeling that way, but joyful.

Don’t feel guilty. Bad people dying is a great thing.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/233 "2010-01-08T01:18:04Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> In fact, I wonder if he knew he was terminally ill, and committed the crime as a last chance opportunity for ‘glory’, knowing that his punishment wouln’t last very ling.

Good point.

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**Author:** ![Wincerind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@Wincerind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wincerind)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/234 "2010-01-08T15:33:51Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Nah, some of the Jews would dump trash on him, and then some other Jews would suggest that it’s unnecessarily cruel to dump trash on him, and then a third group of Jews would say that trash should be dumped on him but there should be a mandatory resting-period of three hours every day so that he can recover from the trash being dumped on him, because it’s only fair, you know. And then they would call a committee meeting to discuss it, and they’d call a deli and order a bunch of sandwiches and bagels and lox and stuff for the committee meeting (after arguing about which deli to order from), and have it delivered, and then argue over how much to tip the deliveryman, and by the time it was all done, they would have said, fuck it, let’s just let him out of the dumpster.

You forgot to mention the farting during the meeting:D

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whisky-tango-foxtrot-shooting-at-the-holocaust-museum/499363/235 "2010-01-09T22:36:10Z")

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Farts would get lost in the smell of a decomposing body. Is that a good thing?

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