# White Chicks. Kill me now. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 10, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036 "2004-11-10T17:23:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/1 "2004-11-10T17:23:01Z")
My boyfriend rented this for me while I’m recovering from surgery. I was waiting until I was truly, truly bored before watching this. Which was this morning. I thought it was frikkin’ hilarious! Oh my god! Screw the little piddly kidnapping plot; I wanted more black man dressed as white women antics. Lord help me. Maybe it’s the Demerol. I can only hope… ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/2 "2004-11-10T17:48:55Z")
My first thought was that you might want to look for a new boyfriend, based off of his choice of movie. Now, however, you all deserve each other. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/3 "2004-11-10T17:58:17Z")
😃 When he gave me the movies, I said “White Chicks? You rented White Chicks? That looks sooo stupid” He’s a typical guy: “I don’t know what kind of movies you like!”, when in fact he does, and so far has been doing a good job of getting some decent ones. I didn’t even ask him to do this for me, he’s just taken it upon himself to make sure I have stuff to do while I’m incapacitated. What a sweetie. When I saw the trailer for this movie, I thought “oh god in heaven. Do they even think people will buy these black guys dressed as white women? They look faker than fake!” But I laughed my ass off. I have no excuse. Yes I do. It’s the Demerol. Gotta be. ---
**Author:** ![velveeta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/13edae/32.png) [@velveeta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velveeta)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/4 "2004-11-10T17:58:31Z")
You can test this theory. Rent **Battlefield Earth**. If you think this is a good movie, it’s definitely the Demerol talking. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/5 "2004-11-10T18:01:21Z")
Or watch some Bevis and Butthead. If you laugh at that, you \*must \* be stoned. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/6 "2004-11-10T18:26:45Z")
It sounds like he knows you better than you do yourself. It’s a sign. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/7 "2004-11-10T18:29:53Z")
Wow, now there’s the question of the century: “Would you rather watch White Chicks” or “Battlefield Earth”? It’s like asking “hanging” or “firing squad”… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/8 "2004-11-10T18:31:56Z")
Too bad **lissener** got banned – he’d explain that both of these are works of unrecognized genius. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/9 "2004-11-10T18:46:04Z")
There’s also _Master of Disguise_. It’s very un-funny for a comedy but its good if you keep in mind that it was intended as a tribute to the Clouseau’s disguises in the Pink Panther movies. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/10 "2004-11-10T18:56:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Too bad lissener got banned – he’d explain that both of these are works of unrecognized genius. Why? So far as I know, Paul Verhoeven didn’t direct either of them. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![velveeta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/13edae/32.png) [@velveeta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velveeta)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/11 "2004-11-10T19:53:55Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Too bad **lissener** got banned – he’d explain that both of these are works of unrecognized genius. It’s a parody of a farce about bad acting! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/12 "2004-11-10T20:42:29Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Too bad **lissener** got banned – he’d explain that both of these are works of unrecognized genius. Kicking someone who isn’t here. Classy. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/13 "2004-11-10T20:50:33Z")
Back to the OP. Anybody who is laid up recovering should watch _Rear Window_. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/14 "2004-11-10T20:53:00Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Kicking someone who isn’t here. Classy. It was a joke. Lighten up. (BTW, you never showed up to pick a movie in the musicals group – if you’d like to get back in on that, post over there.) ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/15 "2004-11-10T21:01:40Z")
How is it that every time a Wayans Brothers movie comes out, it makes eleventy-billion dollars? Somebody explain it. ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/16 "2004-11-10T21:52:27Z")
Where is **Crunchy Frog**? I could use a bullet review of this one. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/17 "2004-11-10T22:52:28Z")
When my wife gives me that “I don’t think I’d like that film” look, I make her watch it. If she says she doesn’t like it, then I call her an idiot. The relationship works. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/18 "2004-11-10T23:07:16Z")
> [@Chastain86](#): > > How is it that every time a Wayans Brothers movie comes out, it makes eleventy-billion dollars? Take comfort in the fact that Marlon Wayans also co-starred in the _Dungeons & Dragons_ movie, which didn’t exactly go on to break any box office records. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/19 "2004-11-11T00:18:41Z")
I saw it at a drive-in this summer. It goes into that rare category: Movies That Are Too Good Than They Ever Have the Right to Be. Stupid idea, and a sitcom plot, but it was amiably funny. I doubt I’d bother to see it again, but it was good, lowbrow fun. ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036/20 "2004-11-11T01:12:19Z")
I’m thinking that if it were two white guys in ‘Black Chicks’, African Americans, and rightly so, would have been protesting the movie. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-chicks-kill-me-now/274036.md?page=2)