# White Elephant?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400 "2006-09-27T19:23:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/21 "2006-09-28T10:38:41Z")

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Go ahead, **GT** , jump in line ahead of me. 😛

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/22 "2006-09-28T10:43:15Z")

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You’re welcome! 😛 I mean…thanks for writing the executive summary, **FCM**. (Don’t want to get on _The List_.)

GT

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**Author:** ![Surok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Surok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surok)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/23 "2006-09-28T11:06:34Z")

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Ooooh this sounds like fun.

Email sent and I hope I’m now signed up.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/24 "2006-09-28T11:33:48Z")

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I’ll be sending off an email in a minute. Lets see, with a cat and a baby I wonder what kind of “suprises” I can find around the house. Too bad I didn’t keep some of the crap from my mother’s house.

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**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/25 "2006-09-28T12:48:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
If you’re sending them, _please_ don’t send me the baby. I’ll take the dog.  
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I’ll take the baby.

I’m in. Email sent. Searching for white elephants in my house to send to some Doper. Eagerly waiting for white elephants from some Doper to arrive.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/26 "2006-09-28T13:33:12Z")

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release the elephants!

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/27 "2006-09-28T13:36:37Z")

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Heh. My husband would probably LOVE it if I sent off a box and didn’t get one in return. Anyway, I’m in.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/28 "2006-09-28T13:50:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Edward The Head]  
Too bad I didn’t keep some of the crap from my mother’s house.  
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It would probably be better if it wasn’t actual _CRAP_ perse…

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/29 "2006-09-28T13:51:41Z")

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Message sent! I already have some super-cool junk in mind to send.

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/30 "2006-09-28T14:14:38Z")

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Is there any way to pick my elephatee by interest? My fiance has a whole box of cat toys and the only thing that her cats respond to is string. I just moved so most of the [del]crap[/del] elephant worthy items I had have been throw out. I’ll check this weekend before I make a commitment. I also want to check to see if I can get rid of the unused cat toys.

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/31 "2006-09-28T14:21:35Z")

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What? Nobody wants my cat? Why not? She’s 14, cranky, meows a lot, and won’t poop in her litterbox. What could possibly be wrong with her? She has a really cute [fat belly](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/avarie537/detail?.dir=77d8&.dnm=6c71.jpg&.src=ph).

Here’s [the dog](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/avarie537/detail?.dir=ceee&.dnm=a77ascd.jpg&.src=ph) and [the baby](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/avarie537/album?.dir=75b6scd&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/avarie537/my_photos) (the cutest of all, IMHO).

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/32 "2006-09-28T16:33:58Z")

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This is what I got so far:

Anaamika  
Avarie537  
BrattiAtti  
chaoticbear  
Dasgupta  
Edward the Head  
FairyChatMom  
Garden Traveller  
Geobabe  
gigi  
Hal Briston  
Phall0106  
rocking chair  
Surok  
Susie Derkins  
The Punkyova

If your screen name isn’t here, I don’t have an e-mail yet.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/33 "2006-09-28T16:36:30Z")

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[QUOTE=brewha]  
Is there any way to pick my elephatee by interest? My fiance has a whole box of cat toys and the only thing that her cats respond to is string. I just moved so most of the [del]crap[/del] elephant worthy items I had have been throw out. I’ll check this weekend before I make a commitment. I also want to check to see if I can get rid of the unused cat toys.  
[/QUOTE]

Uh, no. Sorry - I have enough crap to keep track of without trying to figure out what elephantee wants cat toys - I’m not willing to go there.

That being said, a box of cat toys counts as a good elephant prize, regardless of if your elephantee actually has a cat, ya know.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/34 "2006-09-28T17:36:24Z")

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[QUOTE=brewha]  
Is there any way to pick my elephatee by interest? My fiance has a whole box of cat toys and the only thing that her cats respond to is string. I just moved so most of the [del]crap[/del] elephant worthy items I had have been throw out. I’ll check this weekend before I make a commitment. I also want to check to see if I can get rid of the unused cat toys.  
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As alice says, it would be way too much trouble for her to be matching it up. And the whole point of a White Elephant is not to get things you necessarily need! But junk. So go ahead and send the cat toys to anyone, and that will be fun too.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/35 "2006-09-28T17:47:19Z")

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Oh, man, I did a sweep of the house last night and came up with a few gems. I will also be visiting a friend who is the queen of all pack rats; I think I can convince her to part with a few choice items…

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/36 "2006-09-28T18:33:26Z")

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[QUOTE=FairyChatMom]  
I can’t recall specifics but the boxes would have included odds and ends from my junk drawer, and sometimes things I received from previous WE exchanges.  
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I sent you some real winners last time, and I hereby give you permission to forward any of it to the next person in line. 🙂

I don’t know how much junk I have left after the move earlier this year, but my e-mails on its way! Thanks **alice**!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/37 "2006-09-28T19:12:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Draelin]  
I sent you some real winners last time, and I hereby give you permission to forward any of it to the next person in line. 🙂  
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Actually, most of those winners went home with my nephew this summer. He was thrilled! My daughter got some too. I believe in spreading the wealth! 😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/38 "2006-09-28T19:20:48Z")

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I’ll be sending you an email when I get home

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**Author:** ![Corporate\_Hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/65b543/32.png) [@Corporate\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corporate_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/39 "2006-09-28T19:22:32Z")

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E-mail sent. WE newbie here, guess I better scrounge up some junk.

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**Author:** ![The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Blue-Sighted_Shadow)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-elephant/374400/40 "2006-09-28T20:26:54Z")

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I’m in! It will give me the incentive I need to clean up the living room. Please don’t send me any babies or dogs and I already have enough cats, thanks. Elephants, white or otherwise, are fine, though. 😛

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