# White people dining out? Gotta be false! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124 "2002-04-28T15:31:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/1 "2002-04-28T15:31:41Z")
Reading an independant survey sponsored by the Ayrian nation , white people’s kitchens will be taken over by african and asian people of origin and eventually white people will have to go to restaurants and eat Jews too. Well if this is true(which i sware i don’t think it is)), looks like Diary Queen is as dead as the dodo. As most pepole who eat there are from islamic and third world countries. I think this is as bad as Janet Waco. But is there any thruth in this rumor? Please don’t take this the wrong way. It should be just a simple question. * * * Play that skanky music pale boy! (Just don’t try to dance.) ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/2 "2002-04-28T15:32:27Z")
Well done, Lib. _Very_ well done 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/3 "2002-04-28T15:41:02Z")
😃 - Tamerlane ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/4 "2002-04-28T15:55:00Z")
Who are we spoofing? Some of us don’t read every thread in every fora. ---
**Author:** ![BF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5ac83/32.png) [@BF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BF)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/5 "2002-04-28T15:55:58Z")
Dammit, **Lib** , I vowed not to open that fargin’ bastidges of a thread, now here ya go and pique my interest. Sonnybeech, sheet!! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/6 "2002-04-28T15:57:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*…and eventually white people will have to go to restaurants and eat Jews too… \*\* But, but, I don’t WANT to become a cannibal. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/7 "2002-04-28T15:59:48Z")
When I waz in Europa and stuff, I red a intreview wif Pat Buchanon and he sayd that Taco Bell is gonna invaed Shoney’s and kilt all the white people in the place. I also red it in the DAILY MAIL, so iz it true?? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/8 "2002-04-28T16:00:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > **white people will have to go to restaurants and eat Jews too.** A gentleman would buy me dinner first. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/9 "2002-04-28T16:02:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > \*\*Who are we spoofing? Some of us don’t read every thread in every fora. \*\* [Read, and be enlightened.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=112119) Beautiful, **Lib**. Just beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/10 "2002-04-28T16:05:12Z")
[Found it.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=112119) Not your best parody, Lib, but still not bad. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/11 "2002-04-28T16:08:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*When I waz in Europa and stuff, I red a intreview wif Pat Buchanon and he sayd that Taco Bell is gonna invaed Shoney’s and kilt all the white people in the place. I also red it in the DAILY MAIL, so iz it true?? \*\* It must be because they can’t print stuff that’s not the thruth. Hey I’m don’t believe it but you never know. [quote] But, but, I don’t WANT\*\* to become a cannibal.[/qoute] I left out my stupid peroid please don’t be a Jack ace[//b]. I’m not saying. I’m just saying. Its food for thaut is all. > [@](#): > > Not your best parody, Lib, but still not bad. Hey! I’m half mogoloid. I can’t hep it. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/12 "2002-04-28T16:10:11Z")
It’s good that the thruth can still be told. If the zinist conspeeracy makes it so that decent white folks can’t have a peanut buster parfay we should all br fighting this. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/13 "2002-04-28T21:30:53Z")
Naw, you all missed the comedy gold in that thread. It’s the part where, after a post just chock-full of typos, bad grammar, worse spelling, and general incoherency, he actually posts again just to correct his spelling of “truth.” Dude, that’s the least of your problems in there! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/14 "2002-04-28T21:43:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Reading an independant survey sponsored by the Ayrian nation , white people’s kitchens will be taken over by african and asian people of origin \*\* Yay! Chinese food! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/15 "2002-04-28T21:46:28Z")
**Lib** : you are the absolute master of parody threads. I just wish that I had ever posted something half-assed enough for you to work with… [sup]What!? Why is everybody looking at me?[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/16 "2002-04-28T22:02:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > **and eventually white people will have to go to restaurants and eat Jews too.** Finally! Soylent Green’s gone kosher! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/17 "2002-04-28T23:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > Are you decrying miscegination? i looked that word up and its not in the phone book. you rilly need to learn how to spell. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/18 "2002-04-29T03:20:52Z")
That thread makes my head hurt. Ohh… I mean, what in the world can you really say? I think the doctrine of ‘thruth’ should be incorporated into the Word Of Og. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/19 "2002-04-29T04:47:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Lightning \* > \*\*I think the doctrine of ‘thruth’ should be incorporated into the Word Of Og. \*\* **OG THRASH!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Garibaldi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Garibaldi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garibaldi)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124/20 "2002-04-29T07:26:36Z")
Na dis is sick! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dining-out-gotta-be-false/106124.md?page=2)