# "White people don't use washcloths."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dont-use-washcloths/271838>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 29, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dont-use-washcloths/271838 "2004-10-29T13:16:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![DkTrdGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DkTrdGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DkTrdGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dont-use-washcloths/271838/121 "2017-11-15T15:26:48Z")

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Male, here. White AF.

My morning shower routine:

1. I pop in some Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, or Coldplay in my bathroom’s CD player. Whatever the mood.
2. Run the water and lather my body with a bar of dial soap. Head to toe.
3. Make mohawks in my hair.
4. Rinse. And I shake my hair like a dog.
5. Step out the shower and towel dry my hair and body.
6. I take a look in the mirror, and point at myself using the finger gun gesture and wink my eye.

Ok, I’m kidding about the last part.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dont-use-washcloths/271838/122 "2017-11-15T16:09:21Z")

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> [@DkTrdGuy](#):
>
> Male, here. White AF.
> 
> My morning shower routine:
> 
> 1. I pop in some Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, or Coldplay in my bathroom’s CD player. Whatever the mood.
> 2. Run the water and lather my body with a bar of dial soap. Head to toe.
> 3. Make mohawks in my hair.
> 4. Rinse. And I shake my hair like a dog.
> 5. Step out the shower and towel dry my hair and body.
> 6. I take a look in the mirror, and point at myself using the finger gun gesture and wink my eye.
> 
> Ok, I’m kidding about the last part.

# 3. Made me laugh out loud. Very good.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dont-use-washcloths/271838/123 "2017-11-15T16:51:06Z")

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> [@DkTrdGuy](#):
>
> Male, here. White AF.
> 
> My morning shower routine:
> 
> 1. I pop in some Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, or Coldplay in my bathroom’s CD player. Whatever the mood.
> 2. Run the water and lather my body with a bar of dial soap. Head to toe.
> 3. Make mohawks in my hair.

You forgot “sing along to the CD using the bar of soap as a microphone”.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-dont-use-washcloths/271838/124 "2017-12-11T17:17:53Z")

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See, white people drive like this “Deet dee dee dee deet doo” and black people drive like this “doot dee dee dee deet doo.”

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