"White people don't use washcloths."

[DkTrdGuy]

Male, here. White AF.

My morning shower routine:

1. I pop in some Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, or Coldplay in my bathroom’s CD player. Whatever the mood.
2. Run the water and lather my body with a bar of dial soap. Head to toe.
3. Make mohawks in my hair.
4. Rinse. And I shake my hair like a dog.
5. Step out the shower and towel dry my hair and body.
6. I take a look in the mirror, and point at myself using the finger gun gesture and wink my eye.

Ok, I’m kidding about the last part.

[Cartooniverse]

@DkTrdGuy

Male, here. White AF.

My morning shower routine:

1. I pop in some Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, or Coldplay in my bathroom’s CD player. Whatever the mood.
2. Run the water and lather my body with a bar of dial soap. Head to toe.
3. Make mohawks in my hair.
4. Rinse. And I shake my hair like a dog.
5. Step out the shower and towel dry my hair and body.
6. I take a look in the mirror, and point at myself using the finger gun gesture and wink my eye.

Ok, I’m kidding about the last part.

3. Made me laugh out loud. Very good.

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[gigi]

@DkTrdGuy

Male, here. White AF.

My morning shower routine:

1. I pop in some Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, or Coldplay in my bathroom’s CD player. Whatever the mood.
2. Run the water and lather my body with a bar of dial soap. Head to toe.
3. Make mohawks in my hair.

You forgot “sing along to the CD using the bar of soap as a microphone”.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

See, white people drive like this “Deet dee dee dee deet doo” and black people drive like this “doot dee dee dee deet doo.”