# White people who are afraid of black people **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 9, 2010, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839 "2010-03-09T11:31:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/121 "2010-03-10T21:34:06Z")
Black people have big butts, so butthurt hurts them more than skinny assed white people. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/122 "2010-03-10T22:04:17Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Black people have big butts, so butthurt hurts them more than skinny assed white people. I like big butts and I cannot lie. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/123 "2010-03-10T22:05:59Z")
Of course, there are more obese white people nowadays, so the fatties get the most out of being butthurt. ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/124 "2010-03-10T22:19:32Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > He hates threads about black people? > > Can we make it orange? I already hate orange people and racists, so if we make the racists orange, I’ll only have to work half as hard at hating people. Or we could make all the orange people racist; I’m flexible. No kidding. I already hate the cast of _Jersey Shore_. But should I hate oranges, too? I like oranje juice. But I’m afraid of OJ Simpson. But he’s black so I shouldn’t be afraid of him. 😕 I’m so confused. Just tell me who to hate already! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/125 "2010-03-10T22:24:00Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Cecil is a priest? [QUOTE=IndyEllen] Does that mean Cecil is BLACK? [/quote] Cecil was in Black Sabbath? Wait… thought forming… connections… CECIL IS OZZY OSBOURN! That explains a lot of things… But til this day I didn’t realize Ozzy Osbourn was black. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/126 "2010-03-11T01:28:57Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Cecil was in Black Sabbath? > > Wait… thought forming… connections… CECIL IS OZZY OSBOURN! > > That explains a lot of things… > > But til this day I didn’t realize Ozzy Osbourn was black. That’s 'cause the bats Ozzy ate were all vampire bats and they sucked the blood right outta him. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/127 "2010-03-11T02:11:33Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > That’s 'cause the bats Ozzy ate were all vampire bats and they sucked the blood right outta him. Leaving him as a Crip? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/128 "2010-03-11T02:35:34Z")
> [@leander](#): > > The mods should move this thread to either MPSIMS or the Giraffe board. > > Seriously. Wow. That would be so cool to deport a thread to another board-that’s an awesome idea. Is there some legal razzledazzle they have to do first, like strip it of it’s citizenship? Is there a ceremony, where the rip the numbers out of the header and stomp on them? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/129 "2010-03-11T02:46:18Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Wow. That would be so cool to deport a thread to another board-that’s an awesome idea. Is there some legal razzledazzle they have to do first, like strip it of it’s citizenship? Is there a ceremony, where the rip the numbers out of the header and stomp on them? We just all sing the opening song from [BRANDED](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXlUS5-ag_g) as he does the coding then usually hit up an IHOP. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/130 "2010-03-11T05:05:44Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m afraid of giraffe people. In Soviet Africa, giraffes people you! ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/131 "2010-03-11T07:12:40Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > I’m afraid of giraffe people. Are you a prepubescent girl? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/132 "2010-03-11T08:46:57Z")
Don’t forget that Jesse Jackson hates black people. [QUOTE=the Reverend Jesse Jackson, as quoted in US News, 3/10/96 ] There is nothing more painful to me … than to walk down the street and hear footsteps and start thinking about robbery, then look around and see somebody white and feel relieved. [/QUOTE] That racist bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/133 "2010-03-11T09:06:27Z")
To be fair, I always assumed that what the Reverend meant was that he wasn’t afraid of white people because even if they were robbers, he could totally kick their asses. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/134 "2010-03-11T15:39:41Z")
No, he meant that white people might rob him but he could make them feel bad about it afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/135 "2010-03-11T16:07:37Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > And at midnight, they grow tails and swing from trees - just like yankees 😃 You know, I can see that with Steinbrenner, but the _whole team_? Does it stop when they traded or sent to the minors? ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/136 "2010-03-11T16:13:46Z")
> [@Slypork](#): > > No kidding. I already hate the cast of _Jersey Shore_. But should I hate oranges, too? I like oranje juice. But I’m afraid of OJ Simpson. But he’s black so I shouldn’t be afraid of him. 😕 > > I’m so confused. Just tell me who to hate already! Save time and energy and just hate everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/137 "2010-03-11T17:39:25Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > Save time and energy and just hate everyone. OK. I hate you all! You’re all mean and stupid and smell funny and listen to strange music and eat weird food and I don’t want anything to do with you ever again! Wait… Where are you all going? Don’t leave me. I’m so lonely. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/138 "2010-03-11T17:54:41Z")
I worry that black people will dunk on me. I don’t even _play_ basketball. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/139 "2010-03-11T18:21:24Z")
Are you a cup of coffee? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-people-who-are-afraid-of-black-people/531839/140 "2010-03-11T18:25:34Z")
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