White smoke!

If he had picked “Pius”, there’d likely be a bunch of Chicken Littles running around.

IIRC, a Pope coronated “Pius” is supposed to be the Antichrist and usher in the coming of Judgement Day. Not that I believe any of this.

DeHusband was out walking on his break when the bells started ringing in “our” Saint Pete’s, downtown. He called me and I told him the news. So he goes in to the church to find someone to talk to about this. It was empty, save for one tiny little old lady who was praying. DeHusband excuses himself and asks where he can find someone to talk to about the bells. “Bells?” The lady couldn’t hear the bells inside the church and didn’t know about the new pope. DeHusband has done his good deed for the day.

According to who?

rowrrbazzle…I think you are my new best friend.

Are you sure that it wouldn’t mean that he was replacing the Popemobile with a Toyota?