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I am a term short of a degree in Military Science.
I am two terms short of a degree in Business Administration.
I hold a degree in elementary education.
Graduated fromt he Defense Language School (Korean), and a year in Japanese with 17 years in the far east.
I have spent ten years in military psychological operations. Was damn good at it. North Korea is still paying for what I did to them with the printed word.
I am the self-proclaimed foremost authority on white spots in the nails.
However, within the military, I am the recognized foremost expert on the aerodynamics of falling paper. I wrote the Army’s hand book on it (which was later taken by the Special Warfare Center at Fort Bragg, where they removed my name and printed it as their own. I still have a couple of copies with my name on it. I was recognized with the Army’s second highest award for meritorious service (The Legion of Merit). This award is normally given to Colonels and one and two star generals. There were three such awards given in my 800 man unit spread throughout the Far East (Korea, Japan, Okinawa, Taiwan, Vietnam, Thailand, and Laos). One award went to the Commander (posthumously - died in the barbar’s chair). The other two went to me during two different five year periods with the Group. First recommended as a Captain. Almost unheard of.
Two foreign countries put a price on my head. One by name (their intelligence was good) and the other by job title.
Sorry to get off track but some might find it interesting.