# White trash redneck barbeques kitten alive...WTF??!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 17, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497 "2002-07-17T23:56:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tourian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@Tourian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tourian)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/1 "2002-07-17T23:56:06Z")
You might have all heard of certain dickless indvidual on the news who tortured a young kitten on a grill of coals while he laughed(along with his many friends) saying “meow meow meow.” A woman came by and threatened to call the police. The kitten was eventually euthanized because its injuries were so bad. The piece of shit’s been arrested. But to add insult to injury, the woman who called the police is actually getting death threats from this asshat’s friends!! All I can say is…FUCKING A MAN! WHAT DOES IT TAKE??? WHERE DO THESE USELESS PIECES OF SKIN COME FROM?? I JUST DON’T FUCKING FATHOM IT! TO KILL…NO…TORTURE A KITTEN!!! ONE OF THE MOST INNOCENT, HELPLESS FORMS OF LIFE ON THIS PLANET, AND HAVE NO REMORSE WHATSOEVER. I AM ENRAGED BEYOND WORDS Human society will most likely most put this man away for awhile, but this worthless human being doesn’t deserve life in my book. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/2 "2002-07-18T00:12:23Z")
Ah yes - Liberty, Missouri. White trash fuckers.\* [Link](http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/16/burned.kitten.ap/index.html) for the curious. \*[sub]though the use of this term in this instance was with intended offense towards the sort of ilk that would do harm to a kitten, I in no way intend to malign the general populace of Liberty, Central Missouri, nor any other rural region. If such an inference was inferred, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/3 "2002-07-18T00:17:20Z")
Dammit, forgot the smiley and [fish called wanda] tags above… ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/4 "2002-07-18T00:21:00Z")
God. Send these fucks to prison and hope they get raped and die with anuses the same width as a skyscraper is tall. Or better yet, for irony’s sake, feed the worthless hicks to a bunch of hungry lions and hope the lions decide to “play” with their genitals before they (the hicks) end up as lion shit. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/5 "2002-07-18T01:03:49Z")
Ye gads. Is it just me or does there seem a surge in complete disregard for any form of life lately? ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/6 "2002-07-18T01:09:54Z")
Them’s good eatin’. These men are despicable. I do wish people would stop throwing the word “white trash” around. The man is trash. The color of his skin has nothing to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/7 "2002-07-18T01:11:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Ye gads. > > Is it just me or does there seem a surge in complete disregard for any form of life lately? \*\* It isn’t you. I resolve from this moment forward to believe in hell - just so that the kitten-torturers can go there. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/8 "2002-07-18T02:03:04Z")
“Redneck White Trash”? Seein’ as how I’m a sho-nuff red-neck, I feel obliged to comment on this here thing. See, we’ll only fuck our cousins if a sister isn’t handy and stuff like that, but we don’t generally put kittens on a bar-b-que grill. I was thinkin’ that that’s the kind of shit that’s done in California or some big city. Guess what? Liberty, Missouri is a suburb of Kansas City. (for a cite, google it, I did) The kitty-cooker lives in an apartment complex, not a trailer park or mountain shack like us-‘uns are found in. I’ll bet the lousy bastard that burned the kitten don’t even drive a pickup truck or own a shotgun! He don’t belong to us. He’s one of your own. Oh yeah, if we caught him doin’ that we’d hurt ‘im bad. What ya’ reckon is gonna’ happen to him in the more enlightened areas? Will he get fined $100. after six months has passed? The “white trash” part of your remark isn’t worthy of comment. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/9 "2002-07-18T02:27:01Z")
I guess they ran out of flies to pluck the wings off of, or puppies to cut the tails off of… ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/10 "2002-07-18T02:37:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by John Carter of Mars \* > \*\*“Redneck White Trash”? Seein’ as how I’m a sho-nuff red-neck, I feel obliged to comment on this here thing. > See, we’ll only fuck our cousins if a sister isn’t handy and stuff like that, but we don’t generally put kittens on a bar-b-que grill. > I was thinkin’ that that’s the kind of shit that’s done in California or some big city. Guess what? Liberty, Missouri is a suburb of Kansas City. (for a cite, google it, I did) The kitty-cooker lives in an apartment complex, not a trailer park or mountain shack like us-‘uns are found in. I’ll bet the lousy bastard that burned the kitten don’t even drive a pickup truck or own a shotgun! > > He don’t belong to us. He’s one of your own. > Oh yeah, if we caught him doin’ that we’d hurt ‘im bad. What ya’ reckon is gonna’ happen to him in the more enlightened areas? Will he get fined $100. after six months has passed? > > The “white trash” part of your remark isn’t worthy of comment. \*\* It appears to be you john carter that described white trash. The OP did not. Anyone who tortures a kitten in such a way is ‘trash’ and if his skin was white then that justifies the ‘white’ part. so regardless of where he lived/what he drove/what firearms he owns/what type of house he lives in he is white trash. don’t quote me, I’m drunk. \<- that is not a sig. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/11 "2002-07-18T03:23:33Z")
I’ve got some more depressing news for you: we have our own [dog-burning scumbags](http://cgi.citizen-times.com/cgi-bin/story/news/16618) just a couple mountains over from where I live. Judges don’t generally take felony cruelty laws seriously. I’d love to see someone who burns a cat or dog get a longer sentence than someone who burns a rock of crack. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Avumede](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/avumede/32/7235_2.png) [@Avumede](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avumede)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/12 "2002-07-18T03:25:07Z")
Hey, White Trash can live in the suburbs. In St. Louis, we call 'em “hoosiers”. Trust me, I’ve seen some real white trash deep in the heart of the suburbs. I once went to someone’s house and the guy opening the door only had on some very brief briefs, and was not embarrassed about it at all. He had a nice conversation with me while idly playing with the elastic. I got the fuck out of there. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/13 "2002-07-18T03:37:06Z")
Posted by **Lobsang** “don’t quote me, I’m drunk. \<- that is not a sig.” There’s also a chance, that with you living in the UK, you don’t fully grasp the connotations of the term “White Trash”. Let’s just let it go, then. I hope your hangover’s not too bad. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/14 "2002-07-18T03:43:11Z")
**Dooku** LMAO ! ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/15 "2002-07-18T03:51:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\* > > It appears to be you john carter that described white trash. The OP did not. Anyone who tortures a kitten in such a way is ‘trash’ and if his skin was white then that justifies the ‘white’ part.\*\* Yeah, “English Trash,” “French Trash,” “Black Trash,” or “Yellow Trash” would have passed through everyone’s radar with nary a peep. :rolleyes: Whatever, you’re drunk. It ain’t really an issue…just wanted to get it off my chest. ---
**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/16 "2002-07-18T11:01:26Z")
Good God. Here is one of the few situations where I’d recommend violence - I’d personally like to club the kitten barbecuers over the head with various blunt objects, then roast _them_ over coals while I taunt them mercilessly. Barbecuing _kittens?_ What sort of penis-envy-wracked ego would do _that_ for fun? Trash indeed, of _any_ color, race, religion, creed, nationality or shoe size. ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/17 "2002-07-19T00:23:21Z")
Now, this is the kind of thing where the following steps should be taken\*: 1. Find out the asshole’s address. 2. Find out when asshole is being released from jail. 3. Gather aluminum bat. 4. Drive to assholes place of residence, arrive at around 1:45 AM 5. Knock/ring door. 6. Assume batting stance. 7. When asshole appears, **SWING AWAY!** 8. Follow-through is \*\*VERY \*\* important. 9. Leave typed note stating that asshole “_Got off easy this time._” 10. go home and bask in the feeling of a job well done and at least some measure of revenge/retribution gained. - Not that I would ever suggest that anyone actually FOLLOW these steps, they are just something to have out there. Freedom of speech and all that stuff. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mentalist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/59ef9b/32.png) [@Mentalist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mentalist)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/18 "2002-07-19T11:20:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by John Carter of Mars \* > \*\* > There’s also a chance, that with you living in the UK, you don’t fully grasp the connotations of the term “White Trash”. > \*\* We know all about “White Trash” in the UK thank you very much - Jerry Springer is shown over here too… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/19 "2002-07-19T11:50:06Z")
I wish I didn’t read this thread. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497/20 "2002-07-19T15:29:08Z")
How did you **Tourian** determine that the perp was white? If true, what is the significance of the perp’s skin colour? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/white-trash-redneck-barbeques-kitten-alive-wtf/119497.md?page=2)