# Whither Scotland?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [September 2, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261 "2014-09-02T16:28:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 45

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**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/881 "2014-09-18T13:15:29Z")

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Fair’s fair.

Any non-Scot who scores better than 15 on this test earns the right to have their comments about Scottish Independence taken seriously.

[http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/could-you-pass-a-scottish-citizenship-test--lJfaVbmL4l](http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/could-you-pass-a-scottish-citizenship-test--lJfaVbmL4l)

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/882 "2014-09-18T13:20:52Z")

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That’s not an argument for a Yes vote. I got 16, though. Hooray for me knowing “Darien” is a name associated with Panama (what a dreadful citizenship test; you don’t even need to know how to spell Scotland to get that last question right.) how does that mean anything?

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/883 "2014-09-18T13:25:27Z")

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> [@Pjen](#):
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> Fair’s fair.
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> Any non-Scot who scores better than 15 on this test earns the right to have their comments about Scottish Independence taken seriously.
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> [http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/could-you-pass-a-scottish-citizenship-test--lJfaVbmL4l](http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/could-you-pass-a-scottish-citizenship-test--lJfaVbmL4l)

Ahem, I only scored 16 :o

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**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/884 "2014-09-18T13:25:31Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> That’s not an argument for a Yes vote. I got 16, though. Hooray for me knowing “Darien” is a name associated with Panama (what a dreadful citizenship test; you don’t even need to know how to spell Scotland to get that last question right.) how does that mean anything?

I was just suggesting that many people who know little of the real Scotland suddenly become experts (either YES or NO) without any knowledge base about the country.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/885 "2014-09-18T13:25:58Z")

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> [@Pjen](#):
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> Fair’s fair.
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> Any non-Scot who scores better than 15 on this test earns the right to have their comments about Scottish Independence taken seriously.
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> [http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/could-you-pass-a-scottish-citizenship-test--lJfaVbmL4l](http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/could-you-pass-a-scottish-citizenship-test--lJfaVbmL4l)

I got 9 right. How can the unicorn be the “official animal” of anything? :mad:

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**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/886 "2014-09-18T13:26:32Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> Ahem, I only scored 16 :o

I only got 17.

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**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/887 "2014-09-18T13:31:28Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> I got 9 right. How can the unicorn be the “official animal” of anything? :mad:

Try looking at the supporters of the royal crest- Lion for England, Unicorn for Scotland. Other mythical heraldic animals are available- griffins, wyvern.

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**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/888 "2014-09-18T13:34:30Z")

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> [@Pjen](#):
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> I only got 17.

I got 19 - missed one where the correct answer changed in the last few years.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/889 "2014-09-18T13:35:42Z")

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> [@Pjen](#):
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> Try looking at the supporters of the royal crest- Lion for England, Unicorn for Scotland. Other mythical heraldic animals are available- griffins, wyvern.

It may have escaped your notice, but the lion actually exists. 😃

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**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/890 "2014-09-18T13:41:22Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> It may have escaped your notice, but the lion actually exists. 😃

I did not say otherwise.

I said that the unicorn is part of the royal crest (representing Scotland with a lion representing England) and that apart from the unicorn, there are other mythical animals in heraldry.

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**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/891 "2014-09-18T13:42:34Z")

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> [@PaulParkhead](#):
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> I got 19 - missed one where the correct answer changed in the last few years.

Living in Scotland helps.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/892 "2014-09-18T13:43:17Z")

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Right, but an “official animal” should be something that actually exists. I’m not a huge fan of England’s official animal being one that only exists in zoos in England, but at least it exists _somewhere_.

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**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a8b319/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_wuzzy)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/893 "2014-09-18T13:45:45Z")

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A respectable 14. Not bad for a Scotsman with little interest in Scottish politics, history and culture.

P.S. Where are we getting all these bloody islands from?

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/894 "2014-09-18T13:47:35Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Right, but an “official animal” should be something that actually exists.

I dispute the officialness of this fictional animal. _spoils ballot paper_

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/895 "2014-09-18T13:50:01Z")

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> [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](#):
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> P.S. Where are we getting all these bloody islands from?

Have you been up the West Coast? Wonder what the definition they are using is though. Can pitch a tent on it, and not get washed away at high tide, maybe?

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/896 "2014-09-18T13:51:09Z")

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> [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](#):
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> Not bad for a Scotsman with little interest in Scottish politics, history and culture.

You are No True Scotsman. Or are you? 😉

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**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a8b319/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_wuzzy)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/897 "2014-09-18T13:54:05Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> Have you been up the West Coast? Wonder what the definition they are using is though. Can pitch a tent on it, and not get washed away at high tide, maybe?

Born and bred on the East Coast. Compared to West Coasters I suspect us East Coasters are more ignorant of many of these Islands; other than the big 'uns.

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**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/898 "2014-09-18T13:54:53Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Right, but an “official animal” should be something that actually exists. I’m not a huge fan of England’s official animal being one that only exists in zoos in England, but at least it exists _somewhere_.

The unicorn has been a Scottish symbol for at least four centuries. Bit late to change now.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/899 "2014-09-18T13:58:18Z")

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> [@Pjen](#):
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> Negotiation. No democratic state could insist on having a base in another without permission from that state. That is what independence is about.

I don’t know that the marines at Gitmo would agree with you (or the people of the Panama Canal zone until the 1970s). This is a different case of course, and it probably wont happen here, but…

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-scotland/697261/900 "2014-09-18T13:58:21Z")

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Bravo for Scotland holding their voting booths open from 7 am until 10 pm. The US should follow this example.

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