# Whither Shayna?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-shayna/125929>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 28, 2002, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-shayna/125929 "2002-08-28T13:12:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-shayna/125929/1 "2002-08-28T13:12:11Z")

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**Shayna** hasn’t posted since August 12, and I didn’t see a post by her saying she’d be gone. The email address I have bounced back, too, and the email on her profile is hidden.

So, without asking people to compromise any private info whatsoever - whither Shayna? Can anyone let me know? ☹

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-shayna/125929/2 "2002-08-28T13:24:02Z")

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Well, I can’t give you an e-mail address since she’s hidden it (maybe she’ll mail you, yours is visible), but I can tell you that she is alive and well. It’s just, well, they just got married a couple of months ago. And they got a new bike! Tons of reasons to leave the SD for what it is. At least for a while: they _always_ come back. 😉

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-shayna/125929/3 "2002-08-28T13:29:01Z")

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I wanted to ask her about the old People Pages - she was bugging me for months to come back after my extended hiatus, and now she ain’t here. Ye gods and little fishes!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-shayna/125929/4 "2002-08-28T13:30:50Z")

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You’ll never find her. At least not _all_ of her! Muwahahahahaha! 😃

I was wondering where the happy couple are, myself. I saw **Spiny** on his birthday, and we rode the motorcycles. Come on, kids! Honeymoon’s over! Get back to the boards! 😉

( **Shayna** : If you read this, did you like _The Young Ones_?)

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whither-shayna/125929/5 "2002-08-28T13:40:35Z")

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I mean really… how can a stupid honeymoon take precedence over the boards? How is this possible?

And what - people don’t have laptops? Like in the hotel room on the first night of the marriage, they can’t post a “Hi, we’re married!” thread?

No consideration, I tell you. None at all.