# Whitney does smack **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165 "2003-12-10T17:04:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/21 "2003-12-11T14:55:44Z")
> [@](#): > > "Consult the Book of Armaments! > BROTHER MAYNARD: > Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. > …And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’ From [this](http://www.cc.gatech.edu/~pparker/grenade.html) site. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/22 "2003-12-11T16:45:32Z")
Ahhhh, their 1920’s Style “Death Rays”. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/23 "2003-12-11T21:31:01Z")
So do you think she’ll dump after this latest incident? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/24 "2003-12-11T21:37:54Z")
Yes. Probably pee too. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/25 "2003-12-12T01:19:24Z")
Yes. Probably pee two. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/26 "2003-12-12T01:31:05Z")
Yes. Probably pea two. [sub]Oh the difference one missing word can make[/sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/27 "2003-12-12T14:38:12Z")
(Well, not really.) Whitney stands by her man - all snuggles and kisses as they go to the courthouse to get Bobby booked. Can anyone say “Honeymoon Phase?” I knew you could! ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/28 "2003-12-12T15:09:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Mastema: Where was Kevin Costner when all this happened? Okay, I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/29 "2003-12-12T15:13:57Z")
Okay, I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/30 "2003-12-12T15:19:17Z")
[Okay, I don’t git it](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103855/) ---
**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/31 "2003-12-13T01:36:51Z")
Thanks for filling in for me there **yojimbo**. Kevin Costner played Whitney Houston’s _Bodyguard_ in the movie linked to above. ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/32 "2003-12-13T07:35:45Z")
Thanks for flinging me around the room **yojimbo**. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/33 "2003-12-13T08:06:15Z")
“Thanks for flinging me around the room, **yojimbo**.” –Feces ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/34 "2003-12-13T14:28:27Z")
Okay, I get it now. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165/35 "2003-12-13T15:57:03Z")
Gnaw it. O, hot yeti skank! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitney-does-smack/218165.md?page=1)