# Whitney's "I Will Always Love You": Hog Calling at its best. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 23, 2012, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714 "2012-02-23T06:32:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/41 "2012-02-23T16:39:04Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > I agree with quite a lot (but not all) of [this blog post](http://tellingfrombirdstoll.tumblr.com/post/17887802849/whitney-a-death-or-the-parable-of-the-toyota-corolla). > > A couple of my favourite snippets: > > Yes, people actually use this song (opening lines: “If I should stay, I would only be in your way, so I’ll go…”) as their special wedding song :smack: Its funny…the fact that its a bittersweet goodbye song seems to elude some people, who ignore the verses of the song and focus solely on the chorus. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/42 "2012-02-23T16:46:39Z")
WH’s version does start with 45 seconds of low-key acapella singing before she changes the settings from Stun to Kill ;). Again, if you accept that this is an interpretation based on “we’re not right for each other, but you should rejoice that I’ll always love you” - well, then, starting low-key and then selling the CRAP out of the “but there’s a silver lining” kinda makes sense. And “Every Breath You Take” is played at weddings with a similar tone-deafness to the underlying meaning. Eh - it is what it is… Again, I have no problem with people not liking this version - I don’t love it; don’t even much like it - or being angry because it got so overplayed and is getting overplayed again now. But attacking the craft of this version the way we might attack too much Auto-Tune, or modern song production that over-compresses songs so that everything is LOUD ALL THE TIME isn’t quite right either… ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/43 "2012-02-23T16:47:42Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Its funny…the fact that its a bittersweet goodbye song seems to elude some people, who ignore the verses of the song and focus solely on the chorus. “_Borrrrrrrn in the U.S.A!_” ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/44 "2012-02-23T17:01:43Z")
> [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > I prefer Dolly’s version, too. But I respect Whitney’s, although it has been overplayed–for a very sad reason, lately. > > Some folks are just too white to like it, though… Bwahaha! This has to be one of the dumbest things I’ve read on this board in quite a while. I’d be willing to bet I’ve got way more R&B in my collection than most people on this board, and I can’t stand Whitney’s version of the song. Nice try, though - attempting to come off as superior by insinuating people who don’t appreciate it are subtly racist by making a subtly racist remark yourself is quite a feat. ---
**Author:** ![Chopper9760](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Chopper9760](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chopper9760)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/45 "2012-02-23T17:03:21Z")
I’m too attached to the Dolly Parton version to enjoy the Whitney Houston version much. I have to hunt down “Saving all my love for you,” that’s by far my favorite Whitney Houston song, she just kills it. ---
**Author:** ![JoelUpchurch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@JoelUpchurch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoelUpchurch)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/46 "2012-02-23T17:14:45Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > It sure as hell got overplayed, and is one of those songs/versions that doesn’t stand up to repeated, to-death overplaying like, say Hey Yaa by Outkast or Pumped Up Kicks, weird lyrics and all, by Foster the People. We seem to have a low tolerance, as a species, for diva-based overplayed songs, like the Titanic theme by Celine Dion. > > If I only heard the version a few times, I would say it is an excellently-sung Gospel-style interpretation of the song. I accept the transition from Dolly’s reflective to Whitney’s triumphant/overcoming the heartache tone as part of that. I prefer Dolly’s interpretation, but thought Whitney put a different-but-legitimately different spin on it. And the irony of her triumphant tone now is…ironic. :dubious: > > So don’t feel the hate for the version. But man it got overplayed. I’ll second that. I don’t think there is any song that can survive that kind of treatment. I remember liking the song “Brandy (you’re a fine girl)”, but it ending up being played every half hour on the radio until I loathed it. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/47 "2012-02-23T17:15:35Z")
> [@Imasquare](#): > > I’ve always hated that song. If it comes on the radio I have to turn it off. I agree and my co-workers quickly figured out how to get me out of the room - play that song and up and off I go. I liked a lot of songs by Whitney, but I hate that song with a passion. If terrorists ever want me to give up government secrets, all they have to do is play “I Will Always Love You” (or “American Pie”) and I’ll tell them anything they want to know. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/48 "2012-02-23T17:19:47Z")
> [@mambocrow](#): > > I never liked Houston’s version either. I thought of it as bellowing rather than singing. I thought the same for everything else she sang. No dynamics, just loud, loud, loud, all the way through. Probably why I don’t like, and will never like Gospel music. That’s my reaction too. The melisma doesn’t bother me so much as the feeling that someone’s yelling in my ear. ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/49 "2012-02-23T17:24:59Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yeah, it’s obvious that anyone claiming not to like the song is lying in order to sound cool. And she’d only been a drug addict for what, the last 12-15 years or so? A drop in the bucket compared to the 10 years she was relevant and successful. Stupid haters gotta bring everybody down to their level. Don’t you listen to them, Whitney… WE WILL ALWAYS LUV UUUUuuUUUUuUUuuUUUUUUUU!!! I’m not saying they’re lying. I think they’ve always disliked her, believe that most normal people do as well, and are just using the opportunity of her death to natter on about it in the belief that they’ll get a ton of “right on, dude, you said what I was thinking but was too repressed to say! How edgy is you” from the crowd. It’s not people saying they weren’t fans, it’s the over-the-top way that some people choose to say it, as if to invite admiration from the masses or flailing attacks from those who did love her, to which the originator can sit back and act above it all. I find it ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/50 "2012-02-23T17:33:24Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > There was an article in Slate a few years ago that seemed to hit upon what the problem was with Houston’s rendition: Basically, it does not build to a crescendo; it puts all it’s strength into the very first line and keeps it there. The problem, then is a lack of contrast in the song. When you’re singing everything as powerfully as you can, it gives no respite and also reduces the emotions that can be portrayed. That’s kinda bizarre – as has been pointed out the song actually starts with a long, quiet, a capella intro, and it doesn’t hit all-out until the final chorus. The point does resonate in a way since – even if only by comparison to Dolly Parton, who is an absolute master of the craft – Whitney does go light on emotional nuance and variation. Her version is a basic crescendo. But that doesn’t make the “all out from the first line” characterization remotely correct. And a hell of a lot of people enjoy “Bolero”, you know? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/51 "2012-02-23T17:44:09Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > There was an article in Slate a few years ago that seemed to hit upon what the problem was with Houston’s rendition: Basically, it does not build to a crescendo; it puts all it’s strength into the very first line and keeps it there. The problem, then is a lack of contrast in the song. When you’re singing everything as powerfully as you can, it gives no respite and also reduces the emotions that can be portrayed. > [@Normal\_Phase](#): > > That’s kinda bizarre – as has been pointed out the song actually starts with a long, quiet, a capella intro, and it doesn’t hit all-out until the final chorus. The point does resonate in a way since – even if only by comparison to Dolly Parton, who is an absolute master of the craft – Whitney does go light on emotional nuance and variation. Her version is a basic crescendo. But that doesn’t make the “all out from the first line” characterization remotely correct. > > And a hell of a lot of people enjoy “Bolero”, you know? 😉 I was going to point this out, too - you can criticize the song for many things, but one thing it does not do is start out full-out with nowhere to go. [I think people might need a reminder of what Whitney’s version actually sounds like.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9nPf7w7pDI) I’m not going to argue that there is too much melisma in it, or that it is overplayed, but it is an excellent example of a beautiful, powerful voice singing a beautiful, powerful song and nailing every single note. ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/52 "2012-02-23T17:52:41Z")
Tragic tale of wasted youth and the “disease” of addiction? Nahhh. That’s what they want you to believe. Follow the money. 10% of drug patents are ending soon, and the $800 billion Big Pharma cabal doesn’t want you to buy generic. In order to inject the “doctor shopping” meme into public consciousness, and increase pressure for federal prescription regulation (e.g. Online Pharmacy Safety Act) that would benefit Big Pharma and squeeze out generic medication, Ms. Whitney had to be sacrificed. #noagendashow #shutupslave #DrDrewIsAShill [Analysis](http://383.nashownotes.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/53 "2012-02-23T17:55:50Z")
I think I speak for all of us when I say, “Buh-whaa?” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/54 "2012-02-23T17:56:57Z")
**Billy Baroo** , that doesn’t have much to do with the subject at hand and is a better topic for another thread. Please don’t hijack this one. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/55 "2012-02-23T18:07:36Z")
Somebody got into Whitney’s leftover stash… ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/56 "2012-02-23T18:08:51Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I think I speak for all of us when I say, “Buh-whaa?” I think you mean BuuUUUuuuUUUUUuuuuuhhhh-**WHAAAAAA[SIZE=“3”]aaaaa AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAooooOOOaaa-ooOOOooo[/SIZE]** ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/57 "2012-02-23T19:09:45Z")
[Jevetta Steele’s “Calling You”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk7mCmgzpPE&feature=youtube_gdata_player) is a perfect example of Gospel technique applied tastefully and movingly to a wistful lyric. Apply liberally as a balm to sooth your ears after Whitney. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/58 "2012-02-23T20:06:04Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > I think you mean > > BuuUUUuuuUUUUUuuuuuhhhh-**WHAAAAAA[SIZE=“3”]aaaaa AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAooooOOOaaa-ooOOOooo[/SIZE]** Dolly Parton’s befuddlement was better. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/59 "2012-02-23T20:12:07Z")
Sorry - Whitney’s cover is a spectacular vocal performance, and one reason why it is a shame she died is that we will not get more of the same. That woman had chops, and I am sorry she is silenced. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714/60 "2012-02-24T01:57:06Z")
> [@marley23](#): > > i can say this with total confidence: No. :d ha!:d:d:d [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whitneys-i-will-always-love-you-hog-calling-at-its-best/613714.md?page=4)