# Whmy rifbena and k,eyfbo.ards do. no.t hmi2x

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 30, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whmy-rifbena-and-k-eyfbo-ards-do-no-t-hmi2x/237284 "2004-03-30T11:29:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whmy-rifbena-and-k-eyfbo-ards-do-no-t-hmi2x/237284/1 "2004-03-30T11:29:54Z")

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Early o.ne dayk, thme sun no.t yet shminingk, o.ur hmero. [stro.de](http://stro.de) do.;pily into. thme k,itchmenk, whmereu;po.n hme availed hmihmselfb o.fb so.mhe rifbena\*]  
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Thme hmero.k, no.t hmaving read thme straighmt do.p;e thmat hmo.rningk, returned to. hmis ;pck, and hmis (at thmat tihme) shminyk, no.n-stick,y and fbully fbunctio.ning natural k,eyfbo.ardo.]  
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Alrighmt lo.ng sto.ry shm.ort since hmy fbingers are getting stick,y]  
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1. reachmed fbo.r hmo.use]  
2x) k,no.ck,ed rifbena o.n k,eyfbo.ard]
2. swo.re hmighmtily]
3. hmo.sed do.wn k,eyfbo.ard]
4. set k,eyfbo.ard in thme airing cu;pfbo.ard]  
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\*\* 3 days ;pass \*\*]  
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5. ;plug in k,eyfbo.ard]
6. k,eyfbo.ard still fbuck,edo.]  
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Dahmhmito.] Thme ne2xt ;perso.n to. co.mh;plain o.fb co.fbfbee/k,eyfbo.ard related dis;pleasure will get no. syhm;pathmy fbro.hm hmeo.  
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- fbo.r thmo.se Ahmericans no.t k,no.wing o.fb rifbenak, it’s fblack,currant co.rdial fbasically

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whmy-rifbena-and-k-eyfbo-ards-do-no-t-hmi2x/237284/2 "2004-03-30T11:40:27Z")

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For pity’s sake get a new one - a couple of quid from [here](http://www.ebuyer.com/customer/products/index.html?action=c2hvd19wcm9kdWN0X292ZXJ2aWV3&product_uid=20038)

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whmy-rifbena-and-k-eyfbo-ards-do-no-t-hmi2x/237284/3 "2004-03-30T12:14:53Z")

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If your keyboard’s broken, go get a new one. And don’t post here until you do.

I’m closing this thread.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope