# Who adopts chickens - need answer fast

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-adopts-chickens-need-answer-fast/1025299>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-adopts-chickens-need-answer-fast/1025299 "2025-12-01T20:32:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-adopts-chickens-need-answer-fast/1025299/21 "2025-12-02T18:21:52Z")

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> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> **{groan}**
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> Thank you everyone for the suggestions. **Due to that** , I was able to get the poor thing rescued.

My dad joke is what got it rescued? Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Hey, wait a sec…

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-adopts-chickens-need-answer-fast/1025299/22 "2025-12-02T18:30:35Z")

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I once saw a gag gift labeled “three piece chicken dinner”. It was a little box containing three kernels of field corn.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-adopts-chickens-need-answer-fast/1025299/23 "2025-12-02T18:39:45Z")

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Corny!

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