Who adopts chickens - need answer fast

[Spiderman]

@Lucas_Jackson

{groan}

Thank you everyone for the suggestions. Due to that, I was able to get the poor thing rescued.

My dad joke is what got it rescued? Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Hey, wait a sec…

[Chronos]

I once saw a gag gift labeled “three piece chicken dinner”. It was a little box containing three kernels of field corn.

[Beckdawrek]

Corny!