# Who all got ties? (The Father's Day Gift Thread)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 21, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386 "2004-06-21T01:47:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/1 "2004-06-21T01:47:16Z")

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So if you got a gift for Father’s Day, what did you get?

This year in the Dragwyr household, nothing says, “We love you, Dad.” better than a Brita water purifier for my faucet.  
So what did you get?

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**Author:** ![iwakura43](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de0a6/32.png) [@iwakura43](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iwakura43)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/2 "2004-06-21T03:21:08Z")

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I got my dad a book on Hawaii–where we’re planning to vacation next summer. I don’t know _what_ I would have done without that idea… I wouldn’t know what to buy him if it didn’t have to do with golf or… that’s about it. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/3 "2004-06-21T03:28:33Z")

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I’m going to assume my gift is still on order and it didn’t get here as quickly as anticipated, cuz I got nothing.

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**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/4 "2004-06-21T03:28:59Z")

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My dad bought himself a tie (and a new dress shirt). 😛

My sister and I chipped in and got him a basket of goodies that my mom wouldn’t normally keep around the house. It’s pretty difficult to get anything else for him.

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/5 "2004-06-21T05:12:51Z")

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We got dad a nice collared shirt, some socks, and a tin of See’s Toffee Rolls. Which reminds me, I need to go and eat some of those Toffee Rolls. 😃

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**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/6 "2004-06-21T05:43:21Z")

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Geez, reading the above, I REALLY feel like I lucked out!

I got all three of the “Legacy” Universal monster DVDs (Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman), packed with mini-busts of all three lead monsters.

My wife and kids rock!

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/7 "2004-06-21T10:00:53Z")

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I’m getting a tattoo. The wife said she’d buy me one for a gift, so next week is needle-time.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/8 "2004-06-21T10:09:38Z")

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I know Saddam got one, a very nice tie to Al Qaeda, courtesy George Bush.

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/9 "2004-06-21T14:01:45Z")

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> [@Crunchy Frog](#):
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> I’m going to assume my gift is still on order and it didn’t get here as quickly as anticipated, cuz I got nothing.

**Crunchy Frog** , you are welcome to come over any time to have a nice PURIFIED glass of water! 😉🙂

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/10 "2004-06-21T14:14:09Z")

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I got a rock.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/11 "2004-06-21T14:18:41Z")

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I was to get a nice Magellian GPS, but I’m getting a new car instead.

I didn’t get my father anything, except the pleasure of hearing his grandson saying “Bye-bye.” His reply, “God, what a great kid,” indicated it was just what he wanted.

I got a card from my parents and a card from my sister-in-law, which made me paranoid.

I opened the mailbox, saw a card addressed to me, and recognized her hadwriting. “Why is [SIL] sending me a card?” I wondered. “My birthday was three months ago. This is wierd.” Not realizing father’s day was a couple days away, I went into panic mode. “I know she likes me, but not like that.”

“Why would she send me a card?” I opened the card, and saw it was a fathers day card, and relaxed… for a monent.

“Why would she send me a father’s day card? I’m not her dad?”

I need to relax more.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/12 "2004-06-21T14:20:01Z")

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Mine’s still in transit.

But unless Amazon sells ties I think I’m dodging that particular bullet.

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/13 "2004-06-21T14:28:24Z")

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We (me and my Dad’s soon to be son-in-law) gave him some money towards his golf buggy fund. He was pretty much like this \>\>\> 😃

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**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/14 "2004-06-21T16:10:41Z")

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I wanted ties. I asked for ties. I need ties. I wear a tie everyday at work.

Didn’t get any ties. Got some cool clothes, instead.

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/15 "2004-06-21T16:24:57Z")

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Lessee, . . .

I got a book, The Conquerors, about Roosevelt and Churchill’s handling of post-WWII Europe.

I got a beer mug. Nice, heavy base so it won’t tip over if I put it down on carpet, nice clean lines. I like beer. 🙂

And I got a PS2 games-pack: great video games of the 70’s and 80’s. Defender – YES! Robotron – YES! Joust – YES! And some other I don’t remember seeing before.

I didn’t have a beer, but I spent most of my free time yesterday playing video games with my kids. I’ll start the book just as soon as I’m done with the one I’m working on now.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/16 "2004-06-21T17:34:32Z")

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A “The Mysteries of Harry Potter” book from my darling daughter.

A “Classic Spider-Man” book from my darling son.

A “Classic X-Men” book from both of them.

My children know me all too well. 🙂

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/17 "2004-06-21T20:32:34Z")

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I wanted a new laptop computer, or at least a PlayStation 2. I ended up getting a golf shirt instead.

Oh well, it’s the thought that counts. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/18 "2004-06-21T21:20:09Z")

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My gift got here a few weeks ago - a Dragon’s Lair arcade system. I’m still waiting on a few key parts and the cabinet needs a little touch up but it works. =)

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/19 "2004-06-21T21:51:07Z")

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My four-month old daughter gave me a ‘The Far Side’ book and, most importantly, lots of smiles and chuckles.

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-all-got-ties-the-fathers-day-gift-thread/251386/20 "2004-06-21T22:06:02Z")

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Well, seeing as how I’m still an expecting father, my First Ever Father’s Day Gifts were…

Books on becoming a father.

Three of them. From my wife and mother-to-be of my son.

And a delicate little coffee mug with a cutesy little saying on it from my Mother In Law. One that holds just about enough cream to service the usual amount of coffee I drink in a day… (usually 72 to 96 oz.)

Dammit. I wanted a Canon Rebel-E or a new Macintosh G5 or a Ford GT or something.

At least Pasadena Ford _finally_ sent me the Garmin GPS-V Deluxe they promised me when I bought my new car on March 26. That was a cool toy.

Oh, and I got the opportunity to take my once-finicky-and-now-ravenously-hungry pregnant wife out for dinner at a local pub so she could have their triple-chocolate-death-cake.

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