# Who amongst you have actually taken a snake on a plane? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 18, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-amongst-you-have-actually-taken-a-snake-on-a-plane/369158 "2006-08-18T00:00:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-amongst-you-have-actually-taken-a-snake-on-a-plane/369158/21 "2006-08-18T18:33:18Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] _“Get these motherfuckin’ snakes outta my motherfuckin’ Moons Over My Hammy!”_ Oh, wait…Jules don’t dig on swine…nevermind. [/QUOTE] Unless it is one charming motherfucking pig. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-amongst-you-have-actually-taken-a-snake-on-a-plane/369158/22 "2006-08-18T19:06:24Z")
[QUOTE=CynicalGabe] Just to watch it fly? [/QUOTE] Well, _I_ thought it was funny. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-amongst-you-have-actually-taken-a-snake-on-a-plane/369158/23 "2006-08-18T19:13:47Z")
[QUOTE=CynicalGabe] Well, _I_ thought it was funny. [/QUOTE] It was, my good man, oh it was. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-amongst-you-have-actually-taken-a-snake-on-a-plane/369158/24 "2006-08-18T19:15:28Z")
(apparently, unspeakably funny) ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-amongst-you-have-actually-taken-a-snake-on-a-plane/369158/25 "2006-08-18T19:17:30Z")
I’ve taken a gecko on a U-Haul. I know, not even close. Some years back I had a coworker who bought a baby ball python. She didn’t want to leave it at home all day so she wrapped it in her hair like it was a ribbon. The snake was warm and cozy, so it stayed put. She did this for three or four days until somebody noticed it moving. Hilarity ensued. ---
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-amongst-you-have-actually-taken-a-snake-on-a-plane/369158/26 "2006-08-18T19:34:49Z")
[QUOTE=Kizarvexius] I’ve taken a gecko on a U-Haul. I know, not even close. Some years back I had a coworker who bought a baby ball python. She didn’t want to leave it at home all day so she wrapped it in her hair like it was a ribbon. The snake was warm and cozy, so it stayed put. She did this for three or four days until somebody noticed it moving. Hilarity ensued. [/QUOTE] I wanted to work a “Penis Ensued” joke in here somehow, but I got nuttin’. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-amongst-you-have-actually-taken-a-snake-on-a-plane/369158/27 "2006-08-18T19:49:21Z")
In 1998 I flew on a plane with Oliver North. Does that count? Sailboat [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-amongst-you-have-actually-taken-a-snake-on-a-plane/369158.md?page=1)