# Who are on your top 5 list?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 6, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860 "2003-01-06T02:16:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/41 "2003-01-07T06:18:34Z")

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Laurie Dhue, even now that they’ve sent her to cover the war.

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/42 "2003-01-07T06:36:12Z")

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1. [A](http://nolookingback.org/pimp/nakedaj.jpg)[J](http://nolookingback.org/pimp/babdrive.jpg) [Mclean](http://nolookingback.org/pimp/iamno1.jpg)
2. [Kevin](http://nolookingback.org/pimp/grass.jpg) [Richardson](http://nolookingback.org/pimp/drowningshoot.jpg)
3. [Brian](http://nolookingback.org/pimp/eh.jpg) [Littrell](http://nolookingback.org/pimp/autograph.jpg)
4. [Nick](http://howie.backstreet.net/pic-e/potw/potw/a/1040651998-0001.jpg) [Carter](http://howie.backstreet.net/pic-e/potw/potw/a/1033637855-0001.jpg)
5. Viggo Mortenson (no links to him because it took me forever to find the perfect pictures for the rest of the boys, but you all know he’s hot)

If it weren’t for my current obsession with LOTR Howie would be in that top five (yes I’m a hopeless teenybopper and no I’m not gonna grow out of this stage. They look so good why would I want to?), but Aragorn is so damn hot, someone had to be bumped.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/43 "2003-01-07T13:50:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by brianjedi \*  
> \*\*With or without the huge hoop earrings she wore as Miss Winston?
> 
> Anyway, here’s my list, in no particular order:
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> Jennifer Garner  
> Elizabeth Hurley  
> Liv Tyler (as Arwen Evenstar)  
> Reese Witherspoon  
> WWE Diva Stacy Keibler \*\*

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/44 "2003-01-07T18:45:15Z")

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Please disregard the last post. Finger fart. I asked a mod to remove it.

What I meant to say in ref to the question asked by \*\*brianjedi[\B] was that I have never seen her as Miss Winston. I only saw her on TV once before and after the UAW/GM Quality 500 (which he won). She was wearing a white fitted buttondown blouse and faded jeans. Sweet!

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/45 "2003-03-11T02:31:13Z")

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No order

1. Milla Jovovich
2. Gretchen Mol
3. Madeline Stowe
4. Halle Berry
5. Eliza Dushku

And of course, Hurley, Kidman, Tyler, etc.

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/46 "2003-03-11T02:32:26Z")

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Damn I forgot Kirsten Dunst. Not that she is so beautiful but her vitality is so sexy. Oh and she has a great rack.

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/47 "2003-03-11T02:33:33Z")

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Whoops. Guilty of bring up an old post. Sorry, it was linked.

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/48 "2003-03-11T03:04:28Z")

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No particular order.

Boys:

1. Jim Caviezel
2. Johnny Depp
3. Liam Neeson
4. Viggo Mortensen  
and just to prove that I don’t only go for tall, lanky dark-haired men with big noses…
5. Eminem  
Runners up: Edward Norton, George Clooney, James Marsters  
Note: They ALL have chins

Girls (I’m straight but I look at everybody)

1. Angie Harmon
2. Julianne Moore
3. Gillian Anderson
4. Laetitia Casta
5. Angelina Jolie  
Runners up: Jennifer Garner, Keri Russell

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/49 "2003-03-11T03:49:06Z")

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1. Jimmy Fallon
2. Ed Kowalczyk
3. Alan Rickman
4. Steve Martin
5. Kevin Spacey

You know, it’s just the typical drool list of a 19-year-old girl…

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/50 "2003-03-11T04:28:39Z")

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Johnny Depp  
Ewan Macgregor  
Tim Armstrong  
Henry Rollins  
Jonny Lee Miller

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/51 "2003-03-11T05:50:34Z")

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In no particular order:  
Antonio Banderas - Been in lust with him for almost 20 years.

Roy Dupuis - Found him in ‘Being at Home with Claude’, instant heat.

George Clooney - Please, with the charm he oozes, who could be immune?

Heath Ledger - Always had a fondness for (legal) younger men. Accent doesn’t hurt.

Robbie Williams - A potential, future 007. Not hard to look at, charming, and doesn’t seem to take himself to seriously.

There are more but this are the boys of the moment (being female I claim the right to change my mind at any moment).

I love that I saw no one mention Tom Cruise.

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/52 "2003-03-11T05:55:41Z")

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Orlando Bloom - in or out of elf ears.  
Joseph Fiennes - in Shakespeare in Love  
Charlie Rose - I think his mind is hot even if he is too old for me!  
Colin Firth - as Mr. Darcy  
David Bowie - he looks better than ever…mmm.

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/53 "2003-03-11T16:55:46Z")

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Shania Twain  
Denise Richards  
Halle Berry  
Jeri Ryan  
Jill Hennessey

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/54 "2003-03-11T18:08:42Z")

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Hmmm I’d need additional criteria before I could knock it down to just five. There are just too many damn fine musicians, actresses, models, centerfolds, pornstars and people I know personally that make would make me drool if my wife weren’t the sole repitpent of my uncontollable salivations in reality.

So to give myself some an adiitional criterium:

Hollywood Actresses

1. Diane Lane
2. Heather Graham
3. Jennifer Connelly
4. Catherine Zeta-Jones
5. Mia Kirschner

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/55 "2003-03-11T18:10:09Z")

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Hmmm I’d need additional criteria before I could knock it down to just five. There are just too many damn fine musicians, actresses, models, centerfolds, pornstars and people I know personally that make would make me drool if my wife weren’t the sole repitpent of my uncontollable salivations in reality.

So to give myself some an additional criterium:

Hollywood Actresses

1. Diane Lane
2. Heather Graham
3. Jennifer Connelly
4. Catherine Zeta-Jones
5. Mia Kirschner

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/56 "2003-03-11T18:46:46Z")

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In no particular order

1. Eliza Dushku
2. Christina Ricci
3. Thora Birch
4. Drew Barrymore
5. Milla Jojovich

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/57 "2003-03-11T19:43:11Z")

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• Monica Bellucci  
• Angelina Jolie  
• Neko Case  
• Jennifer Love Hewitt (I love the shape of her face – I want to wrap my lips around her chin and tongue her like a gourd instrument)  
• Mariah Carey (as long as she doesn’t sing – songs, anyway)

Hey, what am I doing on the shallow end of the pool?

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/58 "2003-03-11T20:12:51Z")

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In no particular order:

Sarah McLachlan  
Juliette Binoche  
Selma Blair  
[Yasmeen Ghauri](http://supermodelpages.com/yasmeen_ghauri/picture21.jpg)

And there was this woman, a med student at the school where I work. We only knew each other in passing. I don’t even know if she knew my name, but I’ll never forget hers. I’ll probably never see her again, because she’s graduated, but she is definitely the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Sweet personality too. And she’ll never know…

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/59 "2003-03-11T23:36:59Z")

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Gillian Anderson  
[http://www.radiofree.com/cgi-bin/dynamic/ThrowingCandy-scully?picture=38](http://www.radiofree.com/cgi-bin/dynamic/ThrowingCandy-scully?picture=38)

Tyra Banks  
[http://www.superiorpics.com/tyra\_banks/images/tyra006.jpg](http://www.superiorpics.com/tyra_banks/images/tyra006.jpg)

LeAnn Rimes  
[http://musicfinder.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&cf=lamuimg&id=1802271371&photoid=448246](http://musicfinder.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&cf=lamuimg&id=1802271371&photoid=448246)

Shakira  
[http://www.britneyfreak.com/shakira/pictures/shakira30.jpg](http://www.britneyfreak.com/shakira/pictures/shakira30.jpg)

Jill the weather Babe  
[http://www.jilliansworld.com/photoalbum/razor1.htm](http://www.jilliansworld.com/photoalbum/razor1.htm)

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**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-on-your-top-5-list/146860/60 "2003-03-12T00:21:23Z")

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Alan Rickman  
Scott Cohen  
Dave Grohl  
Billy Boyd  
Dominic Monaghan

I have weird tastes, what can I say?

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