# Who are the cool kids here? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-cool-kids-here/632015 "2012-08-20T01:12:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-cool-kids-here/632015/41 "2012-08-20T18:21:06Z")
> [@Martini\_Enfield](#): > > Now now, everyone knows the only sure way to judge coolness is with a patented Hubert J. Farnsworth Coolometer. Anything less than 40 Megafonzies and you still haven’t arrived, folks. 😃 {Plugs in meter, clenches fists, strains and grunts, can only get the needle up to 30 Megafonzies.} Dammit. ☹ > [@ThisSpaceForRent](#): > > runs a comb through my brylcreem slathered hair…puts pack of boros back into the sleeve of my white tee shirt…exclaims…“who the fuck are you all looking at?” I wish you’d said, “What the fuck are you looking at?” because then I’d have a great answer, lifted from Get Fuzzy - “I don’t know - I’m not a scientist.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-cool-kids-here/632015/42 "2012-08-20T18:36:18Z")
40 Megafonzies? Ha! That metric doesn’t even register on Dean/McQueen Index. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-cool-kids-here/632015/43 "2012-08-20T18:50:06Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > The SDMB is rapidly becoming the web’s premier location for penguin related porn, particularly avian on human fellatio. (Google it, I dare you!) I thought that turned out to be an [Urban Legend](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6141001&postcount=24). ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-cool-kids-here/632015/44 "2012-08-20T20:17:33Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > **C. K. Dexter Haven** took a vacation in Antarctica once, and sent me pics of himself amidst frolicking penguins. On ice. I imagine that this was pretty cool. I once worked in the Antarctic in my former career. I wasn’t going to post about it, but… > [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > The cool kids are the ones who are too cool to post in this thread. Aw, damn. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-cool-kids-here/632015/45 "2012-08-20T20:35:11Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > {Plugs in meter, clenches fists, strains and grunts, can only get the needle up to 30 Megafonzies.} Dammit. ☹ Hey, I got to 38.5 MFz! May not be 40, but it’s close. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-cool-kids-here/632015/46 "2012-08-20T20:36:48Z")
Just to be clear, I only posted in this thread ironically ---
**Author:** ![InsomniaMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ad7895/32.png) [@InsomniaMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InsomniaMama)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-cool-kids-here/632015/47 "2012-08-20T21:10:58Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > Just to be clear, I only posted in this thread ironically We know, dear. We know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-cool-kids-here/632015.md?page=2)