# Who are the institutions of the Straight Dope Message Board?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 24, 2014, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078 "2014-02-24T08:37:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/61 "2014-02-25T18:11:09Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> In case anyone is curious, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17136891&postcount=63) is number 10,000.

Does that mean you’re eligible for the SDHoF?

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/62 "2014-02-25T18:15:38Z")

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**Jackmanii** , the board’s resident “woo” de-bunker! 🆒

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/63 "2014-02-25T18:34:13Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> Does that mean you’re eligible for the SDHoF?

Or Dungeon of Infamy, take your pick.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/64 "2014-02-25T19:12:53Z")

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CTL-F, “Ducca”, nope. Moving on…

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**Author:** ![kambria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eb9ed0/32.png) [@kambria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambria)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/65 "2014-02-25T19:42:19Z")

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I lurk more than I post by a long shot, but two who stand out to me but haven’t been named are **Professor Pepperwinkle** and **Chefguy** (who, technically, was named, but only by himself thus far).

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/66 "2014-02-25T19:58:02Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> But mostly AClockworkMelon.

Well, of course. 🙂

Oh my God, you’ve been here four years already?!? How did that happen?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/67 "2014-02-25T21:01:35Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> Or Dungeon of Infamy, take your pick.

Y’all got to _pick_? Damn. Things have gotten lenient.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/68 "2014-02-25T21:14:19Z")

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A shout-out to **Colibri** and **Biffy the Elephant Shrew**. But I’m biased – I love Central American birds and the Beatles.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/69 "2014-02-26T00:00:22Z")

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> [@Evil Captor](#):
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> The late lamented OpalCat (Hi Opal, wherever you are…) if only for her Rule of Three

> [@panache45](#):
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> And let us not forget the late **Polycarp**. ☹

☹ Aye, there are also Departed Dopers among the institutions. Add \*\*David Simmons \*\*in that list.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/70 "2014-02-26T00:19:39Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> CTL-F, “Ducca”, nope. Moving on…

At least you’ve got a name that you can vanity search.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/71 "2014-02-26T00:21:33Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> CTL-F, “Ducca”, nope. Moving on…

I was looking for your name!  
As much as I can’t stand popularity contests, a list like this…  
(list. get it?)  
…could never be complete without mention of resident Comedian Bob Ducca, who amuses me to the point that I feel I owe him money.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/72 "2014-02-26T02:09:13Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Me as well. I always feel like I’m looking for candids of myself in the high school yearbook again. Nope, same old people as always.

I’m proud to have been the first person mentioned in the OP’s list. I’ve been going around all day telling people I’ve been institutionalized.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/73 "2014-02-26T02:16:49Z")

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I’m assuming that the person who mentioned Dangermom upthread gets the two of us confused. I do sometimes…and it makes me feel better…

Dangermom has been missing for a while and I wonder what happened to her.

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**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-the-institutions-of-the-straight-dope-message-board/682078/74 "2014-02-26T06:35:52Z")

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In addition to those already mentioned, I’d like to add, for GQ, Pasta and Martini-Enfield, and in the Game Room, SenorBeef and VarlosZ. For all of those posters, if I find myself in disagreement with what they wrote, I immediately start examining my own arguments to see where I screwed up.

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