# Who are today's poster women? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 18, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649 "2007-05-18T21:41:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/21 "2007-05-20T04:24:41Z")
I for one do not understand the infatuation with Vida Guerra. She’s got a huge fucking ass. Gimme Jessica Alba any day of the week. ---
**Author:** ![Agonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@Agonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agonist)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/22 "2007-05-20T04:59:18Z")
I don’t see that the question changes that much when you change the technology used. Who do teenagers pick for their desktop wallpaper? Screensaver? Cell phone background? Maybe there’s more variety, but I imagine we can still figure out the top picks. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/23 "2007-05-20T05:35:07Z")
Here is an earlier thread on [Vida Guerra](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=408630&highlight=Vida+Guerra). Note the lack of disapproval in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/24 "2007-05-20T16:58:35Z")
[QUOTE=Darryl Lict] I for one do not understand the infatuation with Vida Guerra. She’s got a huge fucking ass. Gimme Jessica Alba any day of the week. [/QUOTE] Is “Both” an option? If so… ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/25 "2007-05-20T17:57:03Z")
[QUOTE=Darryl Lict] She’s got a huge fucking ass. [/QUOTE] One would hope. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/26 "2007-05-20T17:57:24Z")
[QUOTE=Darryl Lict] I for one do not understand the infatuation with Vida Guerra. She’s got a huge fucking ass. [/QUOTE] That’s a feature. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/27 "2007-05-20T18:35:41Z")
[QUOTE=Darryl Lict] I for one do not understand the infatuation with Vida Guerra. She’s got a huge fucking ass. Gimme Jessica Alba any day of the week. [/QUOTE] I for one do not understand the infatuation with Jessica Alba. Essentially, she’s Shannon Elizabeth without the nude scenes. ---
**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/28 "2007-05-20T21:43:04Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo] I for one do not understand the infatuation with Jessica Alba. Essentially, she’s Shannon Elizabeth without the nude scenes. [/QUOTE] Go rent, “The Sleeping Dictionary.” ---
**Author:** ![CeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/29 "2007-05-20T22:01:05Z")
I’m posting, thus making me a poster. I’m a woman. I nominate myself. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/30 "2007-05-20T22:02:42Z")
[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks] I’m posting, thus making me a poster. I’m a woman. I nominate myself. [/QUOTE] Cite?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/31 "2007-05-20T22:50:10Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14] Cite?? 😃 [/QUOTE] [http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg](http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/32 "2007-05-21T01:35:23Z")
FTR, I had Natasja Kinski and the Serpent. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/33 "2007-05-21T02:34:11Z")
[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks] [http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg](http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg) [/QUOTE] How _you_ doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JpnDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@JpnDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JpnDude)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/34 "2007-05-21T02:56:06Z")
Instead of posters on walls, I think nowadays it is _ **desktop wallpaper** _. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/35 "2007-05-21T03:12:07Z")
I guess it’s time for a little research… [http://www.allposters.com/getthumb.asp?Search=91951&c=c&CID=3E3795918E08463EAD0D036989B8169D&prevPage=1&prevAmt=12&CategoryID=&SortBy=PD&ecard=&psize=48&FilterType1=0&FilterType2=0&FilterType3=0&MinWidth=&MaxWidth=&MinHeight=&MaxHeight=&MinPrice=&MaxPrice=&ItemType=](http://www.allposters.com/getthumb.asp?Search=91951&c=c&CID=3E3795918E08463EAD0D036989B8169D&prevPage=1&prevAmt=12&CategoryID=&SortBy=PD&ecard=&psize=48&FilterType1=0&FilterType2=0&FilterType3=0&MinWidth=&MaxWidth=&MinHeight=&MaxHeight=&MinPrice=&MaxPrice=&ItemType=) That monster of a link will lead to [AllPosters.com](http://AllPosters.com)’s Top 48. There’s not a single modern **female** celebrity until Maria Sharapova and Hilary Duff all the way at the bottom. People who enjoy the male form appearently like David Beckham as he’s #1. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/36 "2007-05-21T04:23:36Z")
[http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Kiss-Posters\_i1534971\_.htm](http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Kiss-Posters_i1534971_.htm) That was a popular one in the dorms the past few years. I don’t know who the girls are. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/37 "2007-05-21T04:39:45Z")
[QUOTE=whistlepig] Go rent, “The Sleeping Dictionary.” [/QUOTE] For what, Jessica’s body double or her acting prowess? Pass. ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/38 "2007-05-21T04:50:09Z")
[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks] [http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg](http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg) [/QUOTE] You are now my “Poster” Woman!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/39 "2007-05-21T11:10:06Z")
[QUOTE=Darryl Lict] I for one do not understand the infatuation with Vida Guerra. She’s got a huge fucking ass. [/QUOTE] She looks like she has flesh covered bowling balls for a butt. Yuck. I’m pretty sure that the only reason Jessica Alba is alive is to appear in tight clothing or swimsuits. My husband is perfectly ok with this master plan of hers. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/40 "2007-05-21T16:47:27Z")
[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong] [http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Kiss-Posters\_i1534971\_.htm](http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Kiss-Posters_i1534971_.htm) That was a popular one in the dorms the past few years. I don’t know who the girls are. [/QUOTE] I think that’s the faux-lesbian Russian singing duo, Tatu. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649.md?page=3)