# Who are today's poster women? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 18, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649 "2007-05-18T21:41:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/41 "2007-05-21T16:50:51Z")
[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks] [http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg](http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg) [/QUOTE] If we get to nominate ourselves now, then [this is me](http://photos.donovanj.com/gallery/2072734#108280439). Someone turn me into a poster. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/42 "2007-05-21T17:32:28Z")
[QUOTE=Fiver] If we get to nominate ourselves now, then [this is me](http://photos.donovanj.com/gallery/2072734#108280439). Someone turn me into a poster. [/QUOTE] You don’t even have a swimwear gallery. What kind of rubes do you take us for? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/43 "2007-05-21T17:54:06Z")
[QUOTE=Fiver] If we get to nominate ourselves now, then [this is me](http://photos.donovanj.com/gallery/2072734#108280439). Someone turn me into a poster. [/QUOTE] You’ve been a poster for 7 years now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/44 "2007-05-21T18:41:26Z")
[QUOTE=Sapo] This was going to be my exact question. Why posters? And no need to print them out either. They just go as wallpaper on cell phones, mp3 players and computers. That said, Jessica Alba doing the cowgirl bit in Sin City. [/QUOTE] I have that poster hanging up in my room. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/45 "2007-05-21T19:04:40Z")
[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks] [http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg](http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg) [/QUOTE] Easy on the eyes, all right, but I’ve never before seen a pinup-girl poster featuring tiaras and evening gowns. Got anything in a swimsuit? ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/46 "2007-05-21T19:08:35Z")
[QUOTE=Hippy Hollow] you’re nuts. Nothing wrong with her face! [/QUOTE] She has a face? ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/47 "2007-05-21T20:25:26Z")
[Yahoo! top searches of 2006](http://buzz.yahoo.com/topsearches2006/lists/) Top 10 Celebrity Searches [ol][li]Britney Spears[/li][li]Shakira[/li][li]Jessica Simpson[/li][li]Paris Hilton[/li][li]Beyonce Knowles[/li][li]Chris Brown[/li][li]Pamela Anderson[/li][li]Lindsay Lohan[/li][li]Jessica Alba[/li][\*]Mariah Carey[/ol] ---
**Author:** ![CeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/48 "2007-05-21T21:24:30Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Easy on the eyes, all right, but I’ve never before seen a pinup-girl poster featuring tiaras and evening gowns. Got anything in a swimsuit? [/QUOTE] I’m the poster woman for the NEW generation (you know, the non-slutty one?). I’m 37 years old…way too old to be comfortable posing in a bathing suit! ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/49 "2007-05-21T21:25:21Z")
[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks] I’m the poster woman for the NEW generation (you know, the non-slutty one?). I’m 37 years old…way too old to be comfortable posing in a bathing suit! [/QUOTE] I never realized you were that old. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/50 "2007-05-21T21:39:41Z")
[QUOTE=Arnold Winkelried] Chris Brown [/QUOTE] He’s a man, baby! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/51 "2007-05-21T21:45:39Z")
Vida Guerras ass is proof that there is a god, and he is an ass man. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/52 "2007-05-21T21:58:44Z")
[QUOTE=DigitalC] Vida Guerras ass is proof that there is a god, and he is an ass man. [/QUOTE] But then don’t Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breasts prove the opposite? Either way, there is a god and he loves us. Oh, and those David Beckham posters on [AllPosters.com](http://AllPosters.com) prove he’s pretty fond of women as well. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/53 "2007-05-21T22:08:54Z")
[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks] I’m the poster woman for the NEW generation (you know, the non-slutty one?). I’m 37 years old…way too old to be comfortable posing in a bathing suit! [/QUOTE] Oh, come on! A MILF can be sexy, even in a bathing suit. But a Poster Woman of any age, by definition, has **got** to be slutty, or at least project that image. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/54 "2007-05-21T22:23:22Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Oh, come on! A MILF can be sexy, even in a bathing suit. [/QUOTE] Agreed. There’s a nice little website I browse that sells skimpy swimwear, mostly modeled by the 51-year-old female owner. I only go there for the eye candy. Age, man. It’s a state of mind. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/55 "2007-05-22T01:24:54Z")
[QUOTE=Darryl Lict] I for one do not understand the infatuation with Vida Guerra. She’s got a huge fucking ass. Gimme Jessica Alba any day of the week. [/QUOTE] Hey, any men who get pissed off every time a woman asks them ‘Does my ass look big in this?’-- blame this guy. ---
**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/56 "2007-05-22T01:37:55Z")
[QUOTE=teemingONE] I have that poster hanging up in my room. [/QUOTE] . . . on the ceiling? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/57 "2007-05-22T02:26:49Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo] Agreed. There’s a nice little website I browse that sells skimpy swimwear, mostly modeled by the 51-year-old female owner. I only go there for the eye candy. Age, man. It’s a state of mind. [/QUOTE] I’d like to see that website. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/58 "2007-05-22T05:56:11Z")
[QUOTE=PoorYorick] . . . on the ceiling? 🙂 [/QUOTE] When I was in college I had [this poster](http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?CID=3E3795918E08463EAD0D036989B8169D&PPID=1&startat=http%3A//www.allposters.com/getthumb.asp%3FSearch%3D91951%26c%3Dc%26CID%3D3E3795918E08463EAD0D036989B8169D%26prevPage%3D1%26prevAmt%3D12%26CategoryID%3D%26SortBy%3DPD%26ecard%3D%26psize%3D48%26FilterType1%3D0%26FilterType2%3D0%26FilterType3%3D0%26MinWidth%3D%26MaxWidth%3D%26MinHeight%3D%26MaxHeight%3D%26MinPrice%3D%26MaxPrice%3D%26ItemType%3D) on the ceiling. But she didn’t fall on me nearly often enough. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/59 "2007-05-22T07:02:54Z")
[QUOTE=Fiver] I’d like to see that website. [/QUOTE] Well, I’ve come to know that the SDMB’s policy on spam is pretty strict. I don’t want to make any waves and mods please let me know if I’m out of line. But her name is Brigite. If you add a dot and a com to her name you may be able to see 51-year-old skimpy swimwear MILFness. But I’m not promising anything! ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649/60 "2007-05-22T07:26:42Z")
[QUOTE=Fiver] I think that’s the faux-lesbian Russian singing duo, Tatu. [/QUOTE] I’m pretty sure it isn’t. The [Wikipedia page](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_%28photograph%29) on it doesn’t mention tATu either. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-todays-poster-women/404649.md?page=4)