# Who are you people?... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684 "2001-04-12T05:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/21 "2001-04-12T14:10:33Z")
**Who are you?** My life would be so much easier if I had an answer to that. **What do you do?** That voodoo that I do so well. However,I work for the British government. I could tell you more, but I’d have to kill you. **Where are you?** At my desk, in front of the computer. Which is in London, England. **What do you look like?** I look like that guy I see in the mirror every morning, only less blurry. **What is your sexual orientation?** Married. **Are you single?** Well, I haven’t been cloned yet, if that’s what you mean. **What Nationality** Amurican, dammit! **What are your interests and hobbies?** Singing and making cats happy. **How old are ye?** As old as my eyes, and a little older than my teeth. Let’s put it this way: when Christ was my age, He was dead. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/22 "2001-04-12T14:34:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wolf75 \* > **And what are you doing on my TV?** I’m waving at you, silly! Wait, maybe if I take off my shirt you’ll see me. Okay, that didn’t work. Wait, maybe if I take off my _pants_ you’ll see me. Crud. That didn’t work either. 'scuse me, has anyone seen my ego? It was right here until I started disrobing… > [@](#): > > **Kidding.** Me, too. 🙂 **Who are you?** Tygr. Simply stated, I am the wittiest, wealthiest, best-looking, most well-hung poster with fewer than 300 posts on the SDMB. **What do you do?** Considering my previous answer, now that my secret’s out, I guess I’m about to start having to fight off the ladies of MPSIMS. **Where are you?** Wherever you want me. **What do you look like?** Can’t tell you. My physical description alone has been known to drive women to distraction, so I can only describe myself a little bit at a time. My right eye is brown. **What is your sexual orientation?** Well, I’m pretty much always oriented Northward. 😉 **Are you single?** A lone wolf what can’t be tamed. **What nationality?** Citizen of the world, baby. **What are your interests and hobbies?** Passion is my hobby, 'coz it just don’t seem right to make the ladies pay for all this goodness. \*\*How old are ye? \*\* Old enough to do it right, young enough to do it well. [sub]Hey, _TruePisces_, how’zzat? I think yer lessons might be paying off![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/23 "2001-04-12T15:05:48Z")
Who are you? I’m using the name Ethilrist in a vain hope at anonymity. Please don’t shatter the illusion. What do you do? I’m a computer geek. I’ve done software/hardware rollouts, installs, tech support, application support, operations, testing, whatever. Where are you? St. Paul, Minnesota. What do you look like? I’ve got a picture up on the People pages. 5’9", 190 pounds, dark hair, green eyes, glasses. What is your sexual orientation? Straight Are you single? Nope. What nationality? U.S. citizen. What are your interests and hobbies? Martial arts, the SCA, computer games, role-playing games, learning to play the recorder. How old are ye? I be 40. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/24 "2001-04-12T15:17:22Z")
\*\*Who are you? \*\* I am a combination of many attributes. Flirt, mother, wife, sarcastic bitch, and probably the shyest exhibitionist on the planet. I live in St Louis, MO. **What do you do?** Currently I hold one of the single most brain numbingly boring jobs I’ve ever had. I am a checker at a grocery store. It took all of 2 months for me to even get bored with purchese combinations. \*\*What do you look like/\*\*I look pretty much like the pics on the people pages, but in boxer shorts and sporting a [sub]_grumble grumble_[/sub] pimple that’s pissing me off to no end. \*\*What is your sexual orientation?\*\*I am bisexual. \*\*Are you single?\*\*Nope married, and happily at that. \*\*What nationality?\*\*I’m American, but my ancestors were Bohemian, Welsh, French, Native American and a few other things. \*\*What are your interests and hobbies?\*\*This place, reading, movies, photography, brewing my own beer, trying to fix my old car that’s still parked in the garage. \*\*How old are ye?[/]I am 33. Nice to meet you, wolf75. Welcome to the shared addiction that is SDMB. [Edited by Eutychus55 on 04-12-2001 at 07:57 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/25 "2001-04-12T15:28:51Z")
Oh poop…apparently I shouldn’t try cool things like bolding here when I’ve only had one cup of coffee, too. Sorry about that, everyone… [sub] slugging down more coffee before I screw up again[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/26 "2001-04-12T15:39:48Z")
Welcome to the boards, **Wolf**! **Who are you?** This one is easy: _c’est **moi**._ **What do you do?** Publication design, public relations, writing…I’d like to be studying contemporary art as a grad student sometime soon… **Where are you?** Pennsylvania, USA **What do you look like?** _scoots closer, crossing my legs and leaning in…raises an eyebrow and grins_ Like this. **What is your sexual orientation?** Confirmed and contented bisexual. **Are you single?** Nope. **What nationality?** American passport with Polish, German and Irish folx. **What are your interests and hobbies?** Currently, I’m interested in going outside and chasing after the leaves that are skipping along the patch of green outside my window. Hobbies? Innit that what the [search function](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?action=simplesearch&exactname=yes&searchuser=moi) is for? 😉 **How old are ye?** Newly 23, thankyevaraymuch. G’mornin’ t’ya, **Miz Mockingbird**. Seem to be following each other around the boards this morning… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/27 "2001-04-12T16:08:53Z")
**Who are you?** I am Keith, the rest of who I am is open for negotiation ATM… **What do you do?** I am a professional geek aka computer tech, but my training is working with the disabled. **Where are you?** In the middle of nowhere Saskatchewan, anyone driving to Alaska or points west on Highway 39 in Sask please feel free and arrange to see me. \*\*What do you look like? \*\* 5 foot 4 tall, a tad overweight and glasses…you want more information see the people pages 😉 **What is your sexual orientation?** Straight \*\*Are you single? \*\*Uhh yeah…and I think I may have gotten in trouble today for mentioning it… **What Nationality?** Canucklehead aka Canadian **What are your interests and hobbies?** Community theatre, golf, birdwatching, reading mysteries, and playing with my niece and nephew. How old are ye? I’m not proud…I can admit that I am 37…sigh… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/28 "2001-04-12T16:13:00Z")
The question is, **wolf75** , who are you really? Why don’t you tell these folks the other names you’ve posted under? Like these: [ul] [li] BIG Mama[/li][li] Bizarre[/li][li] Bizzare Paranoia[/li][li] Boo Boos Little Tiger[/li][li] Cher[/li][li] Chris25[/li][li] Little Rock-et[/li][li] Randy Roshelle[/li][li] rocket\_man[/li][li] special\_missy[/li][li] Uncle Drunk (this is my favorite for obvious reasons)[/li][li] Wild Cherry[/li][li] LittleTassie[/li][li] TwistGrip[/li][li] Crash[/li][li] Kit Kit[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/29 "2001-04-12T16:31:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*The question is, **wolf75** , who are you really? \*\* \< **UncleBeer** pulls off **Wolf** ’s mask\> **Fred** : Gosh! It’s old man Wilkins from the haunted amusement park! **Scooby** : Roicks! **wolf75/Wilkins** : And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/30 "2001-04-12T16:49:38Z")
Tch, tch! A fake Wolf! Is there no shame in sockland? Thanks, **UncleBeer**. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/31 "2001-04-12T17:26:40Z")
> [@](#): > > _Are you single?_ Yes. Wolves hunt alone. Actuallly, Ice Wolf, wolves hunt in packs. They’re very social animals. True, you’ll occasionally get a “lone wolf”, but that’s a very rare exception, which is why it’s so often remarked upon. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/32 "2001-04-12T18:44:42Z")
I had this sinking suspicion when I woke up today that something like that would be awaiting me in this thread. \ Honesty, Honesty. Why do you feel the need to incur violence upon your person? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/33 "2001-04-12T19:18:43Z")
But in the spirit of sharing… Who are you? UncleBill, or just Bill What do you do? Packaging Manager at big produce company Where are you? Miami, FLA What do you look like? 6’2", 215#, short dark hair, glasses, silly grin. Strikingly handsome, I might add. What is your sexual orientation? Very straight Are you single? I am NOW! What nationality? 25% Scot, 75% Irish, 100% American What are your interests and hobbies? Motorcycling, travel, reading How old are ye? 34. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/34 "2001-04-12T21:09:11Z")
I’ll tell you who I am _not_. I figure if you don’t know who I am and what I do by now, you ain’t paying enough attention . . . **Who am I?** I’m the son of a preacher man, born on the bayou, in a little shanty-town outside of Johannesburg, livin’ la Vida Loca. \* **What do I do?** Currently, I’m a student in the theological arts. I study and go to class during the day, and bartend at a local college bar at night. Strippers on Thursday nights. **Where am I?** I am currently in the suburbs of metropolitan Waubeshau, WI and have been here since the time of my birth. **What do I look like?** I am blue eyed, blond haired, with a short-cropped goatee. 5’9", 157lb, and wear a size 8 1/2 shoe (mens). **What is my sexual orientation?** I am a monk. I don’t quite have the experience to pick a preference yet . . . **Am I single?** As far as I know. **What nationality am I?** I am as American as Apple Pie and Baseball, yet feel strangely drawn to the roots of my heritage in the Antarctic. **What are my interests and hobbies?** I personally enjoy criquet on Sundays, slot car racing on Mondays, paying for hamburgers on Tuesdays, watching MacGuyver re-runs on Wednesdays, sleeping in on Thursdays, and tedious labor Fridays and Saturdays. **How old am I?** 24, and I don’t look a day over 36. Tripler \*Note: Extra credit if you can name all of these songs and artists. [Edited by UncleBeer on 04-12-2001 at 04:19 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/35 "2001-04-12T21:12:00Z")
Dammit! Preview, _preview!!, **preview!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/36 "2001-04-12T21:23:49Z")
I took care of that little coding problem. You had two “open bold” tags infront of the first question and a single close tag. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/37 "2001-04-12T21:35:06Z")
You know, Unc, not that that list wasn’t damn impressive, but it would have been cooler if you’d done it alphabetically or listed the dates for each one or something . . . you know, put some **effort** into it;) ::running way too fast for his own good, hoping he can outrun a bullet long enough to get out of its way:: ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/38 "2001-04-12T21:37:05Z")
**UncleBeer** : Thanks. I owe you one! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/39 "2001-04-12T21:39:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > **Who am I?** I’m the son of a preacher man, born on the bayou, in a little shanty-town outside of Johannesburg, livin’ la Vida Loca. \* > > _Note: Extra credit if you can name all of these songs and artists._\* Son of a preacher Man - Dusty Springfield Born on the Bayou - CCR Livin La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin Do I get partial credit for knowing 3 out of 4? As for me… **Who are you?** I’m Falcon - dopefest queen, caring friend, flirt, sarcastic, football fanatic… **What do you do?** QA analyst. Which means I test software and check the numbers that come out if they’re wrong. **Where are you?** Columbia, Maryland. Near Baltimore. **What do you look like?** Short red hair that I’m attempting to grow out, blue eyes, 5’6", and curvy. (That’s as close as I’m gonna get to saying my weight… ;)) **What is your sexual orientation?** Het. Bi-curious. **Are you single?** Sadly, yes. **What nationality?** American, with Eastern European roots. **What are your interests and hobbies?** Football, hockey, reading (especially true crime, mysteries, and sci-fi/fantasy), writing, and needlework. **How old are ye?** 25. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/40 "2001-04-12T21:40:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > Who are you? UncleBill, \*\*or just Bill > \*\* He’s just a Bill. Yes, he’s only a Bill. And he’s sitting there on Capitol Hill. Sorry, that had to come out. No idea why. Carry on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684.md?page=3)