# Who are you people?... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684 "2001-04-12T05:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/41 "2001-04-12T21:46:32Z")
**Who?** Stephen \*\*Where?\*\*Presently San Leandro, CA, home is in Oakland, Ca heart is in Asheville, NC **What do I do?** Marketing Director. Mostly I write contracts for our governement customers, and major defense contractors. I spend the rest of the time begging for business and travelling to meet customers. \*\*What do I look like?\*\*_note to self put up pic on people page_ Black, 6’1" 240. Ive been told that I look little like Malik Yoba but heavier. **Sex?** Thank you! I kid, straight. **Status** happily married **nationality** American **Hobies** In no particular order: reading, writing, posting here, telling jokes, cooking **Age** 35 this Oct. ---
**Author:** ![Davidbw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7993a0/32.png) [@Davidbw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davidbw1)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/42 "2001-04-12T21:57:45Z")
Who are you? What do you do? Where are you? What do you look like? What is your sexual orientation? Are you single? What nationality? What are your interests and hobbies? How old are ye? Uh…i’m DavidBW1…I’m a student (hey…it could be worse i guess…i could be a slave in a coal mine in siberia or something…) I’m 5’10’’ 130 lbs, I’ve got brown curly hair that my cousin insists has extrateressial origins. Other then that…my doc says that’s i’m pretty normal. I’m straight, single and male (Duh!) I’m an American Jew (though latley i’ve been agnostic). I’m booring (that means that i don’t really have any interests or hobbies). As far as age…i’m old enough…almost… …oh yeah…and i enjoy long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/43 "2001-04-13T00:48:52Z")
**Who am I?** I am a divine dream and screaming nightmare. Also known as TD, Mac, and Mick \*\*Where am I?\*\*Moved to St. Louis, MO almost a year ago. **What do I do?** Last year I made a radical career change and I am now playing the part of a military aircraft tech. writer and someday might actually know what I’m doing 🙂 **What do I look like?** Pic will be on People’s Pages whenever they update it. Meantime I’m 5’7", 160, brownish hair, blue eyes, various styles of facial hair. Average looking at best. Definitely not “follow around the mall” material. **Sexual orientation?** As far as I know, I’m straight. **Marital status** Happily married **Nationality** American of Irish and Norwegian descent. **Hobbies/Interests** golf, cooking, reading, sex, making beer, drinking beer, golf, collecting beer signs/bar lights, sex, hunting, fishing, weaponry and golf. **Age?** 35 in Aug. ---
**Author:** ![fenrir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/43a26b/32.png) [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/44 "2001-04-13T01:02:49Z")
What do you do? I’m a carpenter, but do anything building related. Where are you? The north side of Chicago. What do you look like? there’s a pic on my web page if it’s working. 5’9" ,205 or so, long brown hair, green eyes ,goatee,a couple piercings and a bunch of tattoos. What is your sexual orientation? hetro Are you single? sadly yes. What nationality? American made up of. Norwegian , German and Czech What are your interests and hobbies? reading pretty much any kind of book or magazine,travelling,fishing,playing too many video games,and i’m just getting into the art of bonsai. How old are ye? i be 33 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/45 "2001-04-13T01:21:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > > **Who am I?** I’m the son of a preacher man, born on the bayou, in a little shanty-town outside of Johannesburg, livin’ la Vida Loca. \* > > > > _Note: Extra credit if you can name all of these songs and artists._\* > > Son of a preacher Man - Dusty Springfield > Born on the Bayou - CCR > Livin La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin > > Do I get partial credit for knowing 3 out of 4? > \*\* Izzat youah Fiahnahl Ahnswah? Now, for the Grand Prize (TBA) can anyone name the 4th song and artist? Tripler Ooh, I get all tingly when the Grand Prize is involved! ---
**Author:** ![kremit334](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@kremit334](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kremit334)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/46 "2001-04-13T02:02:36Z")
Well My name is Holly and I live in Muncie IN. You can find what I look like at [http://bsuvc.bsu.edu/~hbdevylder/home.html](http://bsuvc.bsu.edu/~hbdevylder/home.html). I am straight and I have a wonderful boyfriend (The Mighty Tiki God) who I love very much. My nationality is Dutch and Polish, and my hobbies consist of reading (when I have the time and motivation), drawing, spending time with my S.O., reading and posting on SD at work, web design, and listening to music (Mostly LIVE). I recently turned 21 which I found not to be such a big deal only means it just means I am getting older. So that pretty much sums up who I am. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/47 "2001-04-13T02:14:35Z")
Who am I? ~My name is Megan. I am a SDMB and Disney addict. There I said it…Anyway, I am female, have dark brown hair, chocolate brown eyes, and light skin. I am a sweet, shy young girl…who can also bear signs of a devil. Where am I? ~I am in Chandler, Arizona. In my house. In a bedroom fondly called the computer room and is used to store everything and the computer. You know, the crap room. What do you do? ~Whatever I darn well please. Just kidding. I am in my second year at Arizona State University. I am someone who knows nothing about what career she will have. Absolutely nothing. I think it is a cruel joke that God is playing on me because I always knew what I was going to be-I was going to major in Anthropology. EWWWW! Now I say “To hell with it! I may as well just sponge off others.” Just kidding again. Maybe I should be a comedian. I have no job as of right now. Sexual Orientation? ~Straight Single? ~Yes, but gimme a call sometime…anyone, please!!! Nationality: ~American. My background is a mix of Mexican, German, and Apache Indian. I don’t know the exact percentages, as I am adopted. Age: ~20 years old. Sometimes I feel 4 years old though. At least I feel younger. Interests and Hobbies: _I like long walks down beaches, roses, and sitting by the fireside during the cold weather_ Yeah, maybe, but here is what I really enjoy doing. I like Well, SDMB is an obsession, as well as Disneyland. I love to read (especially Agatha Christie books)and talk to my friends. I love music. Look in my profile and see what you find. I think I like food… ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/48 "2001-04-13T02:17:41Z")
**Who are you?** I like to think of myself as an honest, caring person, but I’m human, so I fail at times. I think I’m a good friend and a good partner. **What do you do?** I’m the Submittal Queen for a lighting company. **Where are you?** Phoenix, Arizona (or, as it will be known in a few weeks as the heat settles in: Hell) **What do you look like?** Check the people pages, I’m there. **What is your sexual orientation?** Last I checked: I like men. **Are you single?** Mostly … I’m not married. **What Nationality** American (2nd generation) **What are your interests and hobbies?** Reading … I’m sure I have other interests, but I’m too tired to remember them now. **How old are ye?** 31 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/49 "2001-04-13T02:21:34Z")
**Who are you?** I am the Queen of the Universe. I own Rhode Island, South Dakota and a bit of southern British Columbia, and I share Kentucky with my best friend… I get it every other month. I’m invisible, invincible, and inscrutable. I play guitar with Metallica and the Dixie Chicks when I’m not busy saving the world from the evil penguin overlords. I answer to Jenn, Jeffie, Jenny Lee or Hey You, The Weird Chick. **What do you do?** Well, actually I’m a high school senior with a part-time job at a NASCAR collectibles store. **Where are you?** The living room. Which happens to be in my parents’ house. Which happens to be in a trailer park. Which happens to be in a small farming community in upstate New York. **What do you look like?** I’m about 5’6 or 5’7, curvy, shoulder-length hair that’s supposed to be dark blonde but is currently kind of moldy blue/green thanks to a dye job gone horribly, horribly wrong, and eyes that match the hair dye. **What is your sexual orientation?** Heterosexual. **Are you single?** My boyfriend is **Gunslinger**. **What nationality?** A mixture of German, Irish, French-Canadian, English, and Blackfoot. I think the German shows the most. **What are your interests and hobbies?** I’m a big auto racing fan (NASCAR, mostly, and some CART, and a lot of dirt-track racing). I also read a lot and play guitar. **How old are ye?** I turned 18 in January. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/50 "2001-04-13T02:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > > > **Who am I?** I’m the son of a preacher man, born on the bayou, in a little shanty-town outside of Johannesburg, livin’ la Vida Loca. \* > > > > > > _Note: Extra credit if you can name all of these songs and artists._\* > > > > Son of a preacher Man - Dusty Springfield > > Born on the Bayou - CCR > > Livin La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin > > > > Do I get partial credit for knowing 3 out of 4? > > \*\* > > Izzat youah Fiahnahl Ahnswah? > > Now, for the Grand Prize (TBA) can anyone name the 4th song and artist? > Tripler > Ooh, I get all tingly when the Grand Prize is involved! \*\* Silver And Gold, U2 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/51 "2001-04-13T02:47:21Z")
Who are you? I’m Adam What do you do? I go to school, and I work a part-time job as webmaster/webpage designer Where are you? Minnesota What do you look like? 5’6", 140lbs muscular build, dk. brown hair, light blue eyes What is your sexual orientation? Heterosexual. Are you single? yes What nationality? German, italian, english What are your interests and hobbies? Kayaking, backpacking, anything to do with the outside How old are ye? 15, 16 in June ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/52 "2001-04-13T02:54:18Z")
**Who am I?** I’m a mom, wife, occasional cook, and much more. **Where am I?** Been in Jackson, MS for almost 4 years. **What do I do?** Program pagers. The title is good. The pay is decent. **What do I look like?** [http://www.clanhavoc.org](http://www.clanhavoc.org) **Sexual orientation?** Straight. **Marital status** Very happily married to **Saint Zero**. **Nationality** American. I even like the cheese. **Hobbies/Interests** Reading, writing, poetry, puppets, singing, Star Trek. **Age?** 37 in June. Proud of that one. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/53 "2001-04-13T03:02:37Z")
**Who am I?** Saint Zero **Where am I?** Jackson, MS aka “The Courts of Chaos” **What do I do?** I’m the CEO of an up and coming firm, I am in charge of purchasing, shipping, HR, transportation issues, and the proper feeding and care of the staff. (I’m the Dad.) **What do I look like?** Vaugely Humaniod. **Sexual orientation?** Straight as an arrow. **Marital status** Very happily married to **Juliana**. **Nationality** American. **Hobbies/Interests** Computers, Science Fiction, Star Trek, reading and lots of other things. **Age?** 33 in August. ---
**Author:** ![Tie-Dye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/54 "2001-04-13T03:10:24Z")
Lesseee…I’m Tie-dye, known as Liberty in real life(yes it’s my name, and yes my parents were some sort of hippies). I make pottery, tie-dye things, do office maintenence stuff, and work on a renovation crew when I can. I also sing along loudly to the radio frequently, play Ultimate Frisbee, and I listen to people. I am about an inch too short, pretty average looking, brown hair, and I wear bright colors. I’m straight and single. I’m American, too many different things to name. I’m interested in wandering about in the middle of the night, going to concerts, drumming, making pottery…and just hanging out I suppose…I’m 18. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/55 "2001-04-13T04:21:32Z")
May I first say how nice this is turning out, considering the thread’s trollish originator. Sorry you turned out so crazy, kid. You had potential. Please get the help you need. Who am I? Mike Where am I? Ground Zero + 22 What do I do? CAD Guy What do I look like? 5’-10", 325, brown hair, Caucasoid Sexual orientation? Straight, although it’s pretty pointless when you weigh 325 Marital status? Married Nationality? Murkin Hobbies/Interests? Audio, history, computers, home automation, things that plug in. Age? 46 ---
**Author:** ![Rock-n-Rolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/22d042/32.png) [@Rock-n-Rolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock-n-Rolga)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/56 "2001-04-13T04:38:03Z")
**Who are you?** Beth, aka the Trooper or Camo Girl, because of my clothing tastes. **What do you do?** Eye um a stoodint at ah state cawlige! **Where are you?** Right now? All alone in my parents’ farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. Ooohhhhhh…I’m skeered! **What do you look like?** Someone once called me a “literate, doe-eyed brunette”, which was nice. 5’7", 135ish, small chest but nice curvy legs. There’s a pic of me on my homepage if you just gotta know: [http://members.nbci.com/rockaction](http://members.nbci.com/rockaction) **What is your sexual orientation?** Straight but not narrow. **Are you single?** Yes, disgustingly so. **What Nationality?** 9th generation American of English, French and Dutch ancestry. **What are your interests and hobbies?** Making and selling beaded jewelry, reading, helping with research on interpersonal relationships, music, beer, going to shows, road trips, visiting Sweden, and learning Swedish at a pathetically slow rate. **How old are ye?** 32. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/57 "2001-04-13T06:04:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Juliana \* > \*\* > Silver And Gold, U2 😃 \*\* Wait a minnit, let’s check with the Judges. . . Izzat youah fiahnal answah?!? Because you are correct!! And unfortunately, I haven’t thought of your Grand Prize yet. I didn’t think anybody would get that one! So, um, what do you want as your Grand Prize? 😃 Tripler Like, I’m currently all out of Grand Prizes. . . ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/58 "2001-04-13T06:22:57Z")
_Who are you?_ Such a deep question … to you, I am Brunetter. To my friends, I am Laura. To my lovers, I am Mistress. To my SCA friends, I am Tita. To my husband, I am Babydoll. And according to the Spark’s personality test, I am a Healer. _What do you do?_ For work? I own a home-based bookkeeping and web design business, but this hardly keeps me busy. Mostly I do whatever’s necessary to connect and spend time with my small collection of lovers, none of whom are silly enough to live in the same town as I do. I am also involved in a professional vocal jazz ensemble. _Where are you?_ Western British Columbia, Canada. _What do you look like?_ My hair is naturally brown (see screen name) but I’ve currently dyed it very, very bright red. I have freckles and blue eyes, I’m about average height and weight, and I think I’m damn cute. _What is your sexual orientation?_ Proud as hell to be bisexual - of course, not proud enough to tell my parents, as it would probably kill them. _Are you single?_ No, but I am in an open marriage. _What nationality?_ Canadian! I have Scottish, Irish, and German blood in me, though, if that’s what you’re asking. _What are your interests and hobbies?_ I seem to kill a HELL of a lot of time on the Net, though I don’t really know what the hell I do there. The SCA is a new hobby of mine. I love singing, acting, reading, writing haikus, and I’m a huge movie buff. _How old are ye?_ 25. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/59 "2001-04-13T06:45:30Z")
> [@](#): > > _Orig. by Lynn Bodoni_ > quote: > > Are you single? Yes. Wolves hunt alone. > > Actually, Ice Wolf, wolves hunt in packs. They’re very social animals. True, you’ll occasionally get a “lone wolf”, but that’s a very rare exception, which is why it’s so often remarked upon. Yeah, Lynn, I knew that, regarding the _real_, zoologically based wolves. But Ice Wolves ('cause they’re fictional, and I made them) hunt alone. Something about real hard ice and snow. And as for the wolves upon this very board – have you ever seen them hunt in packs? We meet along the path through the woods, acknowledge each other, then move on along our own, winding trails. And yeah, my solitary habits are often remarked upon, so you’re dead right there, mate. Thanks for the comment. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mearl\_Dox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Mearl\_Dox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mearl_Dox)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684/60 "2001-04-13T09:54:36Z")
Okay… I’ll try, too. My name is Mearlchan, and I’m a newbie. Sadly, I’ll probably be a newbie for a while, since I tend to read a lot and post very little, unless I think I can contribute. Or unless it’s something like this where I can talk about my favorite subject, me! 😃 I go online, run some webpages, watch anime, make Utena wallpapers, listen to music, and write. Usually not all at once, though. Right now, I’m here. I look like… ah… a large, happy person. Yes. That sounds okay. 🙂 I’m a single lesbian from America. For my interests… well… see “the things I do.” I’m 19. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you-people/61684.md?page=2)