# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/1 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")
I’m Henry the Eighth, I am. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/2 "2005-08-17T04:24:08Z")
I’m da hoochie coochie man. Ev’rybody knows I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/3 "2005-08-17T04:24:42Z")
Henry the Eighth, you are, you are? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/4 "2005-08-17T04:27:46Z")
I’m a mean, green mutha from outer space. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/5 "2005-08-17T04:30:33Z")
I thought you were Iñigo Montoya. How’s your poppa? ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/6 "2005-08-17T04:31:45Z")
I am the walrus. Goo goo ga joob. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/7 "2005-08-17T04:35:28Z")
I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m a mother, I’m a sinner, I’m a saint… Oh, hell. Somebody’s gotta say it: **I’m Spartacus.** ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/8 "2005-08-17T04:36:36Z")
I’m the one your mother always warned you about! 😉 Except for the free BBQ’s on the weekends! ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/9 "2005-08-17T04:37:17Z")
I’m Batman. ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/10 "2005-08-17T04:38:04Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m a mother, I’m a sinner, I’m a saint… > > Oh, hell. Somebody’s gotta say it: > > **I’m Spartacus.** Someone from Tulsa!? That’s pretty close…closest Doper I know of. BBQ’s at my house almost any Saturday. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/11 "2005-08-17T04:42:12Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > I’m Batman. :smack: :smack: Why didn’t _I_ think of that one? Oh well. Kudos to you, **Otto** … er, Batman. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/12 "2005-08-17T04:43:47Z")
I am…the _Dude_. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/13 "2005-08-17T04:47:38Z")
Can I conceal myself for evermore? Pretend I’m not the man I was before? And must my name until I die be no more than an alibi? Must I lie? How can I ever face my fellow men? How can I ever face myself again? My soul belongs to God, I know, I made that bargain long ago He gave me hope, when hope was gone, He gave me strength to journey on… Who Am I? Who am I? I’m Jean Valjean! ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/14 "2005-08-17T04:51:16Z")
I’m Adam We. No one messes with Adam We! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/15 "2005-08-17T04:54:04Z")
…so that’s what you call me. Uh, that or His Dudeness…or Duder, or, ah, el Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing… ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/16 "2005-08-17T05:03:37Z")
I’m Kilroy! ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/17 "2005-08-17T05:11:35Z")
A policeman knew my name. ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/18 "2005-08-17T05:15:38Z")
I’m feeling lucky, punk. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/19 "2005-08-17T05:16:48Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Why didn’t _I_ think of that one? Because you weren’t prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/20 "2005-08-17T05:17:03Z")
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