# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/181 "2005-08-18T14:21:05Z")
Well, listen here girls, I’m telling you now. They call me “Lovin’ Dan.” I’ll rock 'em, roll 'em, all night long I’m the Sixty Minute Man! … There’ll be 15 minutes of kissin’ Then you holler, “Please don’t stop!” 15 minutes of teasin’ 15 minutes of pleasin’ 15 minutes of blowing my top! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/182 "2005-08-18T14:42:15Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > I’m in Montana. Yeah, well… I _am_ Montana! ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/183 "2005-08-18T15:50:34Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > I Think, therefore, I Am. > > Am I the first to mention this? > On the SDMB? :eek: :rolleyes: Better roll through this thread again Bosda, someone beat you to it. Also, I am, I am, I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I gonna get close to you You wouldn’t want me to have to hurt you too, hurt you too? ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/184 "2005-08-18T16:06:08Z")
I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/185 "2005-08-18T16:07:15Z")
I nenver saw a Purple Cow; I never hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I’d rather See than Be One. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/186 "2005-08-18T16:08:22Z")
Oops :smack: That should read: I never saw a Purple Cow; I never hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I’d rather See than Be One. ---
**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/187 "2005-08-18T16:17:48Z")
> [@CBCD](#): > > I think that I shall never see > A poem lovely as a tree. Indeed unless the billboards fall, I’ll never see a tree at all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/188 "2005-08-18T16:18:17Z")
Very nice, **CBCD** , but who are you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/189 "2005-08-18T16:23:13Z")
I write the songs that make the whole world sing … ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/190 "2005-08-18T16:25:32Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > I keep meaning to talk to you about this hula hoop you sold me, but I never have the time, time, time, time, time, time, ticking in my head, time, time, time, time, time, time, ticking in my head … ticking in my head!!! Now I am impressed. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/191 "2005-08-18T16:32:07Z")
I’m Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/192 "2005-08-18T16:40:17Z")
I can’t be contented with yesterday’s glories. I can’t live on promises winter to spring. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/193 "2005-08-18T16:46:11Z")
… I contradict myself I am large, I contain multitudes. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/194 "2005-08-18T17:01:33Z")
I am, I said To no one there. But no one heard at all, Not even the chair. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/195 "2005-08-18T17:04:27Z")
> [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](#): > > Better roll through this thread again Bosda, someone beat you to it. Oh, very welll. ME HULK!! \*\*HULK SMASH **!!!** 😉😃 ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/196 "2005-08-18T17:05:02Z")
I’m itchin’ like a man on a fuzzy tree. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/197 "2005-08-18T17:05:40Z")
I am **OZ,** the Great and Terrible! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/198 "2005-08-18T17:17:57Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > I’m itchin’ like a man on a fuzzy tree. I done fell from the ugly tree, and hit every branch! ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/199 "2005-08-18T17:52:53Z")
Love is the word Nardo’s the name Ask me again I’ll tell you the same ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/200 "2005-08-18T18:49:50Z")
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