# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/201 "2005-08-18T19:58:01Z")
I’m a Me-Who with an Exactly-What. I pray someone gets that. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/202 "2005-08-18T20:03:33Z")
(I get it! I get it!) [Rafiki] “The question is… whoooooooo are you?” [/Rafiki] _air-guitar plays the Who song_ ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/203 "2005-08-18T20:16:39Z")
I’m the face. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/204 "2005-08-18T23:18:55Z")
Mah Name Is **B.A. BARACUS**! Ah Pity Da Fool That Messes With The A-team! **Ah Pity Da Fool!** ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/205 "2005-08-18T23:29:09Z")
Mah name is: Shake-sulah Thah mic rulah The old schoolah You wanna trip? I’ll bring it to ya! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/206 "2005-08-18T23:38:31Z")
Well, I _represent_ the Lollipop Guild. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/207 "2005-08-18T23:45:12Z")
And Mrs. Blank says > [@Mrs. Blank](#): > > Hello! I’m Mr. Ed! ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/208 "2005-08-19T00:03:49Z")
I’m unemployed. Thanks for asking. Yeah, who the fuck are YOU? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/209 "2005-08-19T01:20:52Z")
I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter’s wedding … on the wedding day… of your daughter’s wedding. And I hope that their first child is a masculine child. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/210 "2005-08-19T01:44:16Z")
I go out walking, after midnight, out in the starlight. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/211 "2005-08-19T03:42:22Z")
I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan. Won’t you hop inside my car? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/212 "2005-08-19T03:50:23Z")
I am time. I am your lover. You may not know it but soon you will see the marks of my caresses all over your body. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/213 "2005-08-19T04:11:27Z")
I’m just a jeepster for your love. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/214 "2005-08-19T04:26:02Z")
I am the once and the future King. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/215 "2005-08-19T04:46:11Z")
> [@Eleanor of Aquitaine](#): > > I am a Man of Constant Sorrow. Well, _I_ am a man/ without conviction/ I am a man/ who doesn’t know/ How to sell/ a contradiction… ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/216 "2005-08-19T04:46:50Z")
Hey, guess the theme! I’m her two-penny prince and I’ll give her hot love, uh-huh. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/217 "2005-08-19T07:00:57Z")
Oh, and I’m also getting laid only irregularly when I occasionally see Lady Mung and find sneaky time to get away. GAH. In other words, I’m frustrated. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/218 "2005-08-19T07:28:46Z")
I go walk in Central Park singin’ after dark. People think i’m crazy … ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/219 "2005-08-19T07:39:21Z")
I am the Urban Spaceman ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/220 "2005-08-19T11:07:25Z")
Come into the garden, Maud, For the black bat, Night, has flown, Come into the garden, Maud, I am here at the gate alone [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=12)