# Who are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389 "2005-08-17T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Gerome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Gerome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gerome)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/221 "2005-08-19T11:20:37Z")
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/222 "2005-08-19T12:12:42Z")
I’m a girl watcher. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/223 "2005-08-19T13:22:32Z")
I wear my sunglasses at night. ---
**Author:** ![bauble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@bauble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bauble)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/224 "2005-08-19T14:12:30Z")
I’m the bad guy? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/225 "2005-08-19T14:32:34Z")
Good… Bad… I’m the guy with the gun. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/226 "2005-08-19T14:38:07Z")
I’m not Gary. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/227 "2005-08-19T14:40:57Z")
Open up, man. It’s Dave. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/228 "2005-08-19T14:48:08Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Open up, man. It’s Dave. Dave’s not here, man… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/229 "2005-08-19T14:49:44Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Dave’s not here, man… No, no, really. I’m serious. It’s Dave. Let me in! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/230 "2005-08-19T14:51:42Z")
I’m not Lisa. My name is Julie. Lisa left you years ago. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/231 "2005-08-19T14:56:32Z")
I am the terror that flaps in the night! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/232 "2005-08-19T14:56:33Z")
> [@McGill](#): > > I call myself Lil. Hi, Nancy! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/233 "2005-08-19T14:56:39Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > No, no, really. I’m serious. It’s Dave. Let me in! You’re a cop, _aren’t_ you? Oh, wow… ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/234 "2005-08-19T15:08:54Z")
I’m fixing a hole where the rain gets in. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/235 "2005-08-19T15:11:50Z")
> [@Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy](#): > > I’m the face. Even if we don’t want it? Dr. Jimmy and Mr. Jim When I’m pilled you don’t notice him (He only comes out when I drink my gin.) ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/236 "2005-08-19T15:17:39Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Hi, Nancy! _sigh_ Her _name_ is MacGill. Why does everyone call her Nancy? 🙂 For the honor of Grayskull … I am She-Ra!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/237 "2005-08-19T15:32:16Z")
I never lost control You’re face to face With The Man Who Sold The World ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/238 "2005-08-19T15:40:40Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > _sigh_ Her _name_ is MacGill. Why does everyone call her Nancy? 🙂 Minor Hijack: I got to wondering about the spelling here, so I let [Googlefight](http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Beatles+McGill+Nancy&word2=Beatles+MacGill+Nancy) determine which is correct. I win! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/239 "2005-08-19T16:23:33Z")
I \*AM \* the Kwisatz Haderach! My name is a killing word you know… ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389/240 "2005-08-19T16:28:14Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Minor Hijack: > > I got to wondering about the spelling here, so I let [Googlefight](http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Beatles+McGill+Nancy&word2=Beatles+MacGill+Nancy) determine which is correct. I win! 🆒 I thought about it before I typed it, and decided I didn’t care enough to look it up … But thank you. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-are-you/317389.md?page=13)